Notices by Scott D Hansen (scottdhansen@noauthority.social)

@PNS wow she’s so clingy.

@PNS were you doing maintenance or reducing weight so you can make better top speed?

@PNS Chicago deep dish or pan is the way.

@PNS one can only hope for a reckoning.

@PNS @meryllelogram These carriers are not serious about making deliveries. Why do I long for the days of the pony express.

@PNS imagine having a black belt tied around your waist and running this infantile course.

@eriner how much auto traffic do you get past sundown? Are we going to be waiting days or weeks for feedback?

@eriner Vick’s vapor rub and Ricola cough drops.

@PNS that’s a cluster of inefficiencies

The wooducks skimmed the surface for food as they paddled across the pond. 9/23/2025 #BirdGang #nature #photography

#Caturday #ascii

@TruckDriver hope you find something to kill the time.

@realcaseyrollins I could mix you a Mai Tai that would be pretty good. Don’t let anyone ever serve you a canned Mai Tai.

@realcaseyrollins @Marbleturtle is there a name for one of these NA mixes she’s makings. I would liken them to mocktails yes? Alcohol free drinks mirroring the alcoholic one? I’ve been alcohol free for a quarter-century and some change.

@PNS I don’t go to the bar when I don’t feel good. I go to Starbucks instead.

@inscius three beers back in the Mensa club but only because fight club was full.

@Richard @eriner dog, deer, lone star or Tourette’s?

@PNS "...We as copper Melinated beings..."?
Wht!?!> I've listened three times. I still don't know what the shit he said.

@MSP_SMIMSA @PNS I figure when mine stars falling out that's what was intended. In the mean time I brought a pair of clippers where my wife does a decent job. The days of impressing anyone with my hair or lack thereof are long since gone for me.

@PNS They don't have metal enough to make one link in the chain of reason.