Notices by Scott D Hansen (scottdhansen@noauthority.social)

@PNS ooooh lame Indian burns.

@PNS is that more musical instrument (mouth harp) than mechanical aid

@PNS oh shit, she’s gonna lose those legs.

@PNS at least they didn’t collect it and create an altar

@PNS what a premise that she failed.

@PNS software engineer and pilates? Something is fishy about this account:

@PNS what a prize the groom is going to reel in soon.

@PNS self important dipwad probably has a stack of singles.

@PNS at least it’s not maggots.

@PNS it’s a car!

@PNS I just hiked out to get some milk.

@PNS exterminate!

@PNS damn, don’t want hair if I can’t see it.

@PNS let me guess … overcast skies?

@PNS would the cats eat you after the third day of not being fed?

@PNS @newman mine might be louder. I was almost ready to look up to see if it could be made quieter.

@PNS they are going to love it when their place goes belly up. Who are they going to bitch at then.

@PNS just think what she could do with a cutting board and third electric skillet.

@PNS it’s all fun and games till backup arrives.

@PNS what’s with the transparent framed glasses it’s like a uniform with these types.