Notices by d (deprecated_ii@poa.st)
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there's this whole class of developers who desperately want to avoid learning a new language whilst simultaneously being totally comfortable with the most (unnecessarily) complex stack you can imagine
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the sales pitch people give for nosql, usually something like "joins are hard", does not impress
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@hazlin I really think much of the drive behind nosql, particularly mongo, is to accommodate low IQ developers
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lol
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the horrifying true story of some bullshit I made up
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bro which hadoop platform should I choose? I have 2000 users
no not concurrent, total
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in my experience people who worry about "oversalting" make food that is seriously underseasoned
I suspect they're particularly salt sensitive and assume everyone else is too. pay no attention to me giving the dish about 20 cranks from the salt mill
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had to take the fat battery off my T480 because I could not get it to sit comfortably on my legs
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@KaiserKitty
RT: https://clubcyberia.co/objects/712485fd-00f7-4450-a69a-f1caf351dcab
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@binkle @wertimer witch doctors would like to know your location
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@hakui
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why yes, globalization destroyed their culture and broke their families up so nobody cooks anymore :dancing_banana:
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it's 36 freedom degrees out and some retard (female) apparently turned the heat off yesterday when it was in the 60s so now the entire house is cold as shit
what is so hard for women to comprehend about the concept of a thermostat
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75 years ago the ball bearing guy had a house, three kids and a wife who didn't need to work
and what's wrong with turnips? learn to cook faggot
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if the houthi problem could be solved with a few tomahawks it would have been taken care of years ago and nobody in america would even know yemen exists
there is a perfectly serviceable alternate shipping route that was used for centuries. we do not HAVE TO route ships through a few hundred miles of potential linear ambush
we're talking about spending many billions to save international shipping companies millions, while fixing half our navy well within missile range of iran. militarily, this is one of the dumbest things we could possibly do
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60 freedom degrees yesterday
26 freedom degrees today
70 freedom degrees tomorrow
wtf
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@mischievoustomato @PurpCat @adiz every laptop trackpad I use for any length of time develops a shiny spot about 1.5 inches wide and 1 inch tall because that's where I actually touch it
the trackpad on a T420 or T430 is more than big enough
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why do trackpads keep getting bigger
are they trying to accommodate a fuckin horse hoof or something
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@RustyCrab @Forestofenchantment I put 128 in my desktop because I wanted to be able to support ~10 virtual machines comfortably
number of virtual machines I have ever run on the machine: 0
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DO YOU WANT TO SAVE THIS FILE IN THE CLOUD?!?!!?
no, go fuck yourself
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