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Lyles the ferret (lyle@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 29-Dec-2025 05:56:38 JST
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@KiKi88 😂 -
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Lyles the ferret (lyle@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Nov-2025 20:22:08 JST
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I learned something today: splaycocking greatly reduces turkey cook time. What should have taken 8 hours only took 5. Good thing I used a thermometer with an alarm on my phone.
Smoked on the pit with compound butter under the skin. -
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Lyles the ferret (lyle@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Nov-2025 01:11:51 JST
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@nugger @sickburnbro It's a drinking driver's car. Have you ever tried to use a touchscreen while intoxicated? 😅 -
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Lyles the ferret (lyle@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 02-Oct-2025 11:48:31 JST
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@LawrenceGerald @KiKi88 @iamthemostnormalhumantrustme @Captain80s @Chzikken_1486 @Myshkin @feralphilosophernc @lord_nougat @chitchatkat1 @rahula @reallyangry I have 1 EE rooster, 2 WNN roosters, 5 NN hens and 1 Cream Legbar hen. The NN are a bit of a bully but aren't too bad, the cream legbar is a sweetie. -
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Lyles the ferret (lyle@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 06-Jun-2025 13:53:56 JST
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@IAMAL_PHARIUS @YeetLibs Painting shells on baby turtles like that is animal abuse. -
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Lyles the ferret (lyle@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 04-Apr-2025 19:17:43 JST
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@Fullmetal2255 Anime isn't real and neither is an attractive nigger. -
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Lyles the ferret (lyle@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 28-Mar-2025 00:18:17 JST
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@KiKi88 @UnCL3 -
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Lyles the ferret (lyle@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 24-Feb-2025 00:19:12 JST
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Lyles the ferret (lyle@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 17-Feb-2025 09:15:41 JST
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@SuperDicq Almost a million to be buried in a Miku casket?
Fuck that I'll just pay someone on craigslist to paint one for me. -
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Lyles the ferret (lyle@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 29-Nov-2024 23:56:08 JST
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@mk @CrackSmokerHD Getting money thrown at them for just yapping and playing badly on vidya games and they don't even have to show tits.
The very reason why they all will never get married, no children and have multiple cats. -
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Lyles the ferret (lyle@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 03-Nov-2024 08:35:57 JST
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@PurpCat @Jonny @Tony @korgster @Tadg_macNuadat @VIcFury @CrackSmokerHD @Hoss Both will tell their friends and family every time and amount they won but never how much they lost. -
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Lyles the ferret (lyle@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 03-Nov-2024 08:35:55 JST
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@Jonny @Tony @PurpCat @korgster @Tadg_macNuadat @VIcFury @CrackSmokerHD @Hoss I tried to get my grandmother into a help group years ago when after her husband died she went off the rails on gambling. She was so bad that I had to take over handling her expenses to keep her utilities running and she still managed to overdraft herself hundreds in the red each month. And the crazy shit is that most of that was from over draft fees, she was paying the bank more than she was taking out, women are the dumbest animals on earth. After she spit venom at me too many times trying to get her help I gave up and let her lose her house and everything. Now her nasty daughters look after her thinking they are going to get most of her inheritence when she dies, but jokes on them, they're so stupid too that they don't realize that she has nothing to give but debts. -
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Lyles the ferret (lyle@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 25-Oct-2024 00:04:54 JST
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@BrazilianContrarian Beause Bolsano is a jew. -
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Lyles the ferret (lyle@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 18-Oct-2024 00:33:38 JST
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Conservatives are the biggest cowards on the face of the earth (even more than their jew masters).
They talk a big game about morals, but have done NOTHING throughout history to uphold them. That's why the libtards are winning and why they are getting everything they deserve. -
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Lyles the ferret (lyle@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 09:43:04 JST
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@PNS Niggers take what they covet, and they covet everything. -
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Lyles the ferret (lyle@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 03-Aug-2024 10:59:14 JST
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@tyler @BowsacNoodle @MisterLister @Shadowbroker2135 @graf Yeah, most of them gut that. I don't play minecraft, steam and all my games are offline and pirated so they run just fine lol -
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Lyles the ferret (lyle@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 03-Aug-2024 10:56:01 JST
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@tyler @BowsacNoodle @MisterLister @Shadowbroker2135 @graf Yeah, its a hit and miss if you don't know what it's doing. The one I found is working great though. Had no software issues. in the past 3 weeks. -
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Lyles the ferret (lyle@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 03-Aug-2024 10:55:57 JST
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@Shadowbroker2135 @tyler @BowsacNoodle @MisterLister @graf Windows 11 is nice after using a powershell utility to strip away all that crap from it. It runs pretty good. -
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Lyles the ferret (lyle@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 24-Jun-2024 08:39:03 JST
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@stardust @ThePirateQueen @DMA @TrevorGoodchild @doonxib @epictittus I keep a goatee for the simple fact that if I shave it I look like a giant baby. -
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Lyles the ferret (lyle@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 05:07:16 JST
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@lovelymiss Did you try flipping them around, Miss? 🤪