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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 12-Jul-2026 22:40:08 JST
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The fear is that Lindsay "Cockaholic" Graham will be replaced by a closet gay muslim democratic socialist from Uganda. -
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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 12-Jul-2026 22:40:06 JST
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Death to democracy. -
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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 12-Jul-2026 22:27:01 JST
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That's really no big deal though. You want real scandal, try an 18 year old high school student who steals a 31 year old man from his wife, and they already have 4 kids. -
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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 12-Jul-2026 22:26:34 JST
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ah. -
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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 12-Jul-2026 22:17:15 JST
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And I just noticed... what's with the absolutely arthritic claws on this hag?? -
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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 12-Jul-2026 22:17:15 JST
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I remember feeling bad for her when this happened. Now I’m wondering why I had any sympathy at all for this coal-burning whore. Toll, paid. -
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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 02-Jul-2026 23:33:43 JST
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(right now somewhere in Viriginia, an FBI social media monitor is furiously rubbing one out, "come on show the freezer.... show the freezer...") -
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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 02-Jul-2026 22:11:24 JST
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Wait - he has a hooker freezer?? -
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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 02-Jul-2026 21:49:04 JST
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I can get up and function and get everything done (I've been up for two hours doing chores) but do not attempt conversation before I have had at least one cup of coffee. -
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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 02-Jul-2026 21:13:21 JST
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[WARNING PROXIMITY WARNING COFFEE LEVELS LOW PROXIMITY WARNING MAINTAIN SAFE DISTANCE PROXIMITY WARNING GO FUCK YURSELF IN THE FACE WITH YOUR CHEERFUL GREETING PROXIMITY WARNING COFFEE LEVELS LOW] -
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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 09-May-2026 01:23:10 JST
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I'd tentatively call this a faint glimmer of hope, but we all know how the apartment scene ends in 1984... -
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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Apr-2026 04:12:46 JST
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There's no "on fleek" exception though. -
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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 19-Mar-2026 01:19:29 JST
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Israel will go out of their way to make sure that Garmin and Planet do not update their satellite imagery for the affected areas. -
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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 01-Mar-2026 22:38:53 JST
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Watch this. Make young women watch this. Guys, you watch this too. Don't race-mix. Don't screw trash people. Just don't do it.
https://x.com/Gidi_Traffic/status/2027884718734057658
https://nitter.net/Gidi_Traffic/status/2027884718734057658 -
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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 08-Feb-2026 07:11:15 JST
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand over the rails this thread goes... -
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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 25-Jan-2026 02:30:57 JST
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The hot water line, and only the hot water line, to our kitchen sink, and not any other sink, tub, or spigot in the house, froze this morning. Just the one fucking line.
So I go under the house to check, and it is the only one that still has a copper riser.
Assballs. -
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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 25-Jan-2026 02:30:56 JST
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Not that I could see.
I shall be quite put out if it bursts. -
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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Jan-2026 04:03:01 JST
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Best cover of NatGeo from the 1970s...
Also, this actually happened, like they thought nobody would notice... Yes, these are real... Same photo. 1977 and 2008. -
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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 09-Jan-2026 23:54:50 JST
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I had one of these, but in white, with the powder blue and wood trim interior, when I was 18. It seated 12 comfortably.
1978 Olds Delta 88. -
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BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 09-Jan-2026 23:54:48 JST
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Thing is, today's kids think we're telling Old Man Tales, but they have no idea - literally everybody - well, almost everybody - had a cool car of some kind. Our friend Paul even made a Vega cool, by strapping 38" wood-paneled full-on disco stereo speakers to the luggage rack on top, wiring them up, and driving around blasting Led Zeppelin and Wagner. The police pulled him over once just to laugh and tell him how cool they all thought it was.