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Notices by BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)

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    BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Apr-2026 04:12:46 JST BattleDwarfGimli BattleDwarfGimli
    in reply to
    • T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll:
    • Tyler
    There's no "on fleek" exception though.
    In conversation about a month ago from gnusocial.jp permalink
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    BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 19-Mar-2026 01:19:29 JST BattleDwarfGimli BattleDwarfGimli
    in reply to
    • Oven_Operators_LU_88
    Israel will go out of their way to make sure that Garmin and Planet do not update their satellite imagery for the affected areas.
    In conversation about 2 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 01-Mar-2026 22:38:53 JST BattleDwarfGimli BattleDwarfGimli
    Watch this. Make young women watch this. Guys, you watch this too. Don't race-mix. Don't screw trash people. Just don't do it.

    https://x.com/Gidi_Traffic/status/2027884718734057658

    https://nitter.net/Gidi_Traffic/status/2027884718734057658
    In conversation about 2 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink

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    BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 08-Feb-2026 07:11:15 JST BattleDwarfGimli BattleDwarfGimli
    in reply to
    • anime graf mays ?️?
    • skylar :confederateflag:??? :z:
    • you should buy a fumo
    • Will2Power
    • pistolero
    • protoss
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand over the rails this thread goes...
    In conversation about 3 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 25-Jan-2026 02:30:57 JST BattleDwarfGimli BattleDwarfGimli
    in reply to
    • HockeyDoxie
    • mjdigspigs
    The hot water line, and only the hot water line, to our kitchen sink, and not any other sink, tub, or spigot in the house, froze this morning. Just the one fucking line.

    So I go under the house to check, and it is the only one that still has a copper riser.

    Assballs.
    In conversation about 3 months ago from gnusocial.jp permalink
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    BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 25-Jan-2026 02:30:56 JST BattleDwarfGimli BattleDwarfGimli
    in reply to
    • HockeyDoxie
    • mjdigspigs
    • fknretardlol
    Not that I could see.

    I shall be quite put out if it bursts.
    In conversation about 3 months ago from gnusocial.jp permalink
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    BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Jan-2026 04:03:01 JST BattleDwarfGimli BattleDwarfGimli
    in reply to
    • BroDrillard
    • Partisan Night Slut :pns:
    • Escoffier Gab refugee
    Best cover of NatGeo from the 1970s...

    Also, this actually happened, like they thought nobody would notice... Yes, these are real... Same photo. 1977 and 2008.
    In conversation about 3 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink

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    BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 09-Jan-2026 23:54:50 JST BattleDwarfGimli BattleDwarfGimli
    in reply to
    • HockeyDoxie
    • jb
    I had one of these, but in white, with the powder blue and wood trim interior, when I was 18. It seated 12 comfortably.

    1978 Olds Delta 88.
    In conversation about 4 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink

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    BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 09-Jan-2026 23:54:48 JST BattleDwarfGimli BattleDwarfGimli
    in reply to
    • HockeyDoxie
    • jb
    • Psykosity
    Thing is, today's kids think we're telling Old Man Tales, but they have no idea - literally everybody - well, almost everybody - had a cool car of some kind. Our friend Paul even made a Vega cool, by strapping 38" wood-paneled full-on disco stereo speakers to the luggage rack on top, wiring them up, and driving around blasting Led Zeppelin and Wagner. The police pulled him over once just to laugh and tell him how cool they all thought it was.
    In conversation about 4 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 09-Jan-2026 09:30:30 JST BattleDwarfGimli BattleDwarfGimli
    in reply to
    • jill
    • ĐØⱠⱠ
    • adequately imperfect
    • bajax
    I feel personally attacked by way of exclusion. I wasn't even insulted a single time during this exchange.
    In conversation about 4 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Jan-2026 01:31:29 JST BattleDwarfGimli BattleDwarfGimli
    in reply to
    • Trevor Goodchild:verified::pondering_orb:
    • Bread up, Bro
    • Judge Dread
    • Tizzo
    Repeal. Do it now.
    In conversation about 4 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 20-Dec-2025 10:56:20 JST BattleDwarfGimli BattleDwarfGimli
    #SHAWTY

    Pittsburgh, PA — Waitress Arrested After Using the Restaurant’s Leaf Blower to Blast a Zero-Tip Table Out the Door

    Pittsburgh police arrested 27-year-old Jordyn Hale at Steel City Smokehouse after she allegedly grabbed the restaurant’s leaf blower from the storage closet and used it to physically “encourage” a non-tipping table to leave.

    Witnesses say the four-top treated Jordyn like a personal assistant. They sent their ribs back twice for being “too rib-like,” asked for eight drink refills, made her rehearse the specials “with more enthusiasm,” and complained that the barbecue sauce “wasn’t spiritually resonating.”

    Jordyn kept her composure — until she collected the bill.

    They left zero dollars on a $168 tab and wrote:

    “You didn’t uplift our dining experience.”

    Jordyn stared at the message, nodded once, and walked to the back where the cleaning equipment was stored.

    She returned holding a leaf blower.

    The table looked confused.

    Jordyn plugged it in, pointed it at them, and yelled:

    “GET UPLIFTED, THEN!”

    She flipped the switch.

    A roaring gust blasted napkins, sauce cups, and menus into the air. The group shrieked as their hair flew back like a wind tunnel photoshoot. One man grabbed his toupee mid-flight. A woman lost control of her scarf as it whipped into the next booth.

    Someone yelled, “SHE’S AIR-FRYING THE CUSTOMERS!”

    Jordyn shouted:

    “THIS IS WHAT UNDERAPPRECIATION FEELS LIKE — HIGH VELOCITY!”

    By the time police arrived, she was herding the group toward the exit with the leaf blower like a chaotic shepherd.

    She was arrested for harassment and creating a hazard.

    As she was escorted out, she yelled:

    “YOU WANT UPLIFTING? TIP NEXT TIME!”

    ...

    would.
    In conversation about 5 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink

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    BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 16-Nov-2025 09:41:27 JST BattleDwarfGimli BattleDwarfGimli
    in reply to
    • ?? Humpleupagus ??
    • Die Glocke (Conspiracy Theory)
    • GoyGirl
    Joan of Arc. And, she's wasn't exactly sugar and spice. More like falchion and trampling.
    In conversation about 6 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 16-Nov-2025 09:41:26 JST BattleDwarfGimli BattleDwarfGimli
    in reply to
    • ?? Humpleupagus ??
    • Die Glocke (Conspiracy Theory)
    • GoyGirl
    St. Theresa, St. Agnes, to name a couple...
    In conversation about 6 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 07-Nov-2025 10:00:15 JST BattleDwarfGimli BattleDwarfGimli
    in reply to
    • Matty
    • db
    Alcoholics go to meetings. I'm just a garden variety drunk.
    In conversation about 6 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 18-Sep-2025 21:01:02 JST BattleDwarfGimli BattleDwarfGimli
    in reply to
    • ?? Humpleupagus ??
    • mothersmurfer
    Me either, thank God. I was around a lot of them when I worked for Dreier LA though. You haven't seen anything until you've seen a proper Malibu divorce/custody blowout. One guy was paying something like $100k/month in alimony and child support.
    In conversation about 8 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 18-Sep-2025 20:57:33 JST BattleDwarfGimli BattleDwarfGimli
    in reply to
    • ?? Humpleupagus ??
    • The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
    • mothersmurfer
    • Captain80s
    This was the first thing I saw this morning when I opened NC.

    Jarring.
    In conversation about 8 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink

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    BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Sep-2025 23:35:52 JST BattleDwarfGimli BattleDwarfGimli
    in reply to
    • Dan Ramos 🇵🇹🇺🇸:verified:
    • Johnny Peligro
    Take one for the team. Give her the ol' Vitamin D and distract her from this life of mischief.
    In conversation about 8 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Sep-2025 22:27:17 JST BattleDwarfGimli BattleDwarfGimli
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    • Dan Ramos 🇵🇹🇺🇸:verified:
    As I understand it they were off the coast of Carthage, which is far out of reach for any attack drones except for the largest and most advanced. They should be droned, though, just because they're really fucking annoying.
    In conversation about 8 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    BattleDwarfGimli (battledwarfgimli@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Sep-2025 22:14:56 JST BattleDwarfGimli BattleDwarfGimli
    Tony Moon the Rooftop Korean is fully awake now. He is sick of fucking niggers, and sick of pretending it's not niggers.

    #FeelsGoodMan
    In conversation about 8 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink

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