Notices by Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Monday, 18-Nov-2024 12:06:57 JST Aryan Jelqer Kino /fa/ -
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 16-Nov-2024 21:08:03 JST Aryan Jelqer You haven't been having enough mommy dreams for his liking -
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 15-Nov-2024 06:54:34 JST Aryan Jelqer I wonder what it was -
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Nov-2024 01:18:30 JST Aryan Jelqer They were tempting fate with that title -
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 01-Nov-2024 20:32:34 JST Aryan Jelqer The fuck you uploading? -
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Oct-2024 21:34:56 JST Aryan Jelqer My Beautiful Dark Twisted Piece of Shit Incel Freak Fantasy -
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Oct-2024 00:06:56 JST Aryan Jelqer We luv u too -
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 19-Oct-2024 06:58:41 JST Aryan Jelqer >he doesn't think McAfee faked his death
He's out there somewhere, not paying taxes and fucking all the whales he wants. -
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 18-Oct-2024 05:49:53 JST Aryan Jelqer Because it was the first one I could think of jumping to when I realised graf was a histrionic alcoholic and no longer wanted to be on poast. -
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 18-Oct-2024 05:37:47 JST Aryan Jelqer If I can remember the order, it's
1) Poa.st, for like 3 months (account deleted)
2) Chudbuds (for 6 months until it got taken down)
3) Wideboys (for a day and never used because I just moved to Zztails instead, and now wideboys is gone so it's not like I can go back and delete the account)
4) Zztails (for 4/5 months until it got taken down, rip to one of the best instances there was)
5ish) Sneed.social (I made it as an alt in case zztails got taken down, which it did, but then so did sneed social because of the connection to Torswats and shit, so of all the instances I could've picked I chose the one that's shut down because of it's connection to swatters)
6) NCD for like a day before Fartkart (bless his heart) started shit with the wignats
7) Shitpost.cloud, my home for over a year now.
Lucky number 7 wins again. -
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 18-Oct-2024 05:37:37 JST Aryan Jelqer I am Henry VII but instances instead of wives
RT: https://shitpost.cloud/objects/e5cf5187-f160-4bb1-a728-418da52142f1 -
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Monday, 14-Oct-2024 02:59:43 JST Aryan Jelqer Why does he look like Andrew Tate? -
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 13-Oct-2024 10:09:22 JST Aryan Jelqer This is all part of my obsession to be one step ahead. I think I just resent a lot of people at the moment. Not even lefties or libshits, but also those safe edgy types and people who spend all day obsessing over culture war politics but still thinking their above it, when in reality if they were above it they'd fucking ignore it and not feed into the discourse in the first place.
Feels like some human centipede where you have anti-SJWs who complain about soy consoomers, and then the anti-anti-SJWs who complain about the people complaining about soy consoomers whilst still thinking their superior to both, when in reality you're the same except what you're consuming the byproducts of cultural discourse.
RT: https://shitpost.cloud/objects/ce52de27-21d5-4f4c-a330-990ff0c74b23 -
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 13-Oct-2024 10:09:10 JST Aryan Jelqer I think it would be better if I disconnected from fucking everything for like a month. -
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 13-Oct-2024 02:04:53 JST Aryan Jelqer Low IQ: "I only wanna watch Fox News/CNN and be surrounded by media that agrees with me"
Mid IQ: "I'm an intellectual who believes we need to debate everyone, which is why I spend hours online posturing and arguing about my politics"
High IQ: "I'm just going to block and mute everything that isn't shit I find funny, instantly gratifying or media from a time before this gay discourse infected everything" -
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 13-Oct-2024 01:37:22 JST Aryan Jelqer Sometimes it's nice to just retreat into your own little bubble and echo chamber full of people who aren't fags, where you can just laugh. -
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 11-Oct-2024 01:32:32 JST Aryan Jelqer Looks like the jolly Kyle Rittenhouse picture -
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 10-Oct-2024 03:44:24 JST Aryan Jelqer "What's wrong with her now?" -
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Oct-2024 23:59:52 JST Aryan Jelqer Taking a picture of your GTA Online character in the apartment garage -
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 05-Oct-2024 17:56:30 JST Aryan Jelqer Little nigger thinks he can put telemetry into the browser and I won't kick him across the room like a fucking rugby ball.