Notices by Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 15-May-2024 02:29:34 JST Aryan Jelqer He's lying. The guy on the otherside of the mirror and I kiss daily. We touch lips and palms. DeGrassi is just straight up wrong. -
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 07-May-2024 06:07:22 JST Aryan Jelqer Not posting the rest of the image below where I cropped. -
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Apr-2024 08:05:21 JST Aryan Jelqer I do false flag ops for she -
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Apr-2024 03:39:56 JST Aryan Jelqer This is so fucking cool! -
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Monday, 15-Apr-2024 05:31:46 JST Aryan Jelqer SHAMONE -
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 13-Apr-2024 18:28:46 JST Aryan Jelqer Funny that Gary Busey is in this trailer and last night I had a dream I shook hands with Gary Busey at an Arsenal F.C. fan gathering.
RT: https://shitpost.cloud/objects/7f420e3b-cfab-49e4-9ce1-832352cf78a3 -
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 07-Apr-2024 06:44:17 JST Aryan Jelqer God I want her so fucking bad -
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 07-Apr-2024 05:14:10 JST Aryan Jelqer saw some coal -
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Saturday, 06-Apr-2024 19:28:08 JST Aryan Jelqer I don't know why I do this because I don't watch the Kino Casino, but for the past two months or so I have a weird, quiet verbal tic where sometimes I'll just instinctively go "woahhh buddy" apropos of nothing.
Is it brain rot? -
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Monday, 25-Mar-2024 09:15:22 JST Aryan Jelqer I fucking LOVE hylians -
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Monday, 25-Mar-2024 08:57:21 JST Aryan Jelqer Elf bussy got me actin strange, 300 hours of my life have gone up in smoke. -
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 22-Mar-2024 05:49:07 JST Aryan Jelqer Having fun and making friends on Xitter -
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Mar-2024 16:08:20 JST Aryan Jelqer Graf lawsuit when -
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 15-Mar-2024 22:20:40 JST Aryan Jelqer Reminds me of the Katt Williams bit about Michael Jackson. "I like bitches, so in my house I have shit bitches want for when they come over. Now what did Michael have in his house? I don't know, a ferris wheel, video games, cotton candy machines." -
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 15-Mar-2024 20:45:20 JST Aryan Jelqer Woahhh, hecking wholesome bros -
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 18-Feb-2024 08:42:47 JST Aryan Jelqer >"cute" girls
You'll never guess what lurks behind the png -
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Monday, 12-Feb-2024 21:24:34 JST Aryan Jelqer It's funny that I put "Poast, chudbuds, zztails and nicecrew deserter/refugee" in my bio because I've never managed to stay on an instance for more than 4-5 months without it shutting down or fleeing at the site of crazy mods/admins, but at this point I've been on here for more than half a year so I guess it's sort of irrelevant now. -
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Monday, 12-Feb-2024 21:24:33 JST Aryan Jelqer Assuming @Hoss doesn't slip on a banana peel and no one's around to maintain the instance I guess I'm here forever. -
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Friday, 02-Feb-2024 07:20:15 JST Aryan Jelqer Omar coolest looking character on TV, ngl. -
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Aryan Jelqer (cracksmokerhd@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jan-2024 21:53:01 JST Aryan Jelqer Can you niggers please stop posting your anime or jap coomer pics on the timeline, or at least put them behind an NSFW tag so I don't have them open in public.