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Notices by kroner (kroner@seal.cafe)

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    kroner (kroner@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Feb-2025 08:05:39 JST kroner kroner
    Dang she caught tha got damn ball
    In conversation about 3 days ago from seal.cafe permalink

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    1. https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/3dc71f9636e682add0b622947c62846d3be42d2d35621731b275dfc32a2c5255.jpeg?name=InxyDpEzXbNX_A.jpeg
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    kroner (kroner@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Feb-2025 06:15:45 JST kroner kroner
    in reply to
    • Pissed Hippo
    Well tell politics I'm not interested then
    In conversation about 3 days ago from seal.cafe permalink
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    kroner (kroner@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Feb-2025 06:01:54 JST kroner kroner
    in reply to
    • Pissed Hippo
    • Nudhul
    erm Janitors, clean it up
    In conversation about 3 days ago from seal.cafe permalink
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    kroner (kroner@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Feb-2025 01:19:23 JST kroner kroner
    in reply to
    • Pissed Hippo
    Yeah, I wish I could keep it going as well but I'll still be here shitposting even after it's gone (and the rest of the seals most likely)
    In conversation about 3 days ago from seal.cafe permalink
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    kroner (kroner@seal.cafe)'s status on Monday, 17-Feb-2025 20:41:15 JST kroner kroner
    I'm sorry to be announcing this so suddenly, but at the end of next month I've decided to stop hosting seal cafe.

    The reason is because my financial situation has changed a lot since I first started hosting this fediverse instance, I have more bills to pay now and I find myself not posting on here enough to justify the operation costs. While I have had some people donate to me in order to keep it running (really grateful to those who have by the way) I have been hosting this instance entirely out of pocket for most of its runtime.

    I wanted to make this announcement now to give my active users a chance to migrate their account over to another instance so they can preserve their TL and preferences and whatnot.

    Also I'm not going to be leaving either, probably going to migrate to NCD or decayable dot ink or something.

    Again, I would like to thank the people that have donated to help keep this instance running a little longer. I wish I could keep running it longer and I hope to keep seeing you on this little slice of the interwebs 🦭
    In conversation about 3 days ago from seal.cafe permalink

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    kroner (kroner@seal.cafe)'s status on Saturday, 15-Feb-2025 09:19:22 JST kroner kroner
    • Matty
    • NonPlayableClown
    • Dudebro
    • pistolero
    • Joseph
    • Jerome
    • Cozy NCD
    You think the Ralpha Male can be beaten by things such as law and order?
    In conversation about 5 days ago from seal.cafe permalink
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    kroner (kroner@seal.cafe)'s status on Saturday, 15-Feb-2025 07:56:31 JST kroner kroner
    in reply to
    • Matty
    • pistolero
    • Joseph
    • Jerome
    "Matty could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this federated timeline before. There could be Matty anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE MATTY" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of nigbots after dark. "With a Revolver, you can federate anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
    In conversation about 6 days ago from seal.cafe permalink

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    1. https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/1d4345e7583121ce2d008f188565396080d3663a6553dbd05668e41ae45cc5a9.jpeg?name=FC2wVIQ2G-xkPg.jpeg
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    kroner (kroner@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Feb-2025 16:02:59 JST kroner kroner
    in reply to
    • ??Turkleton Pupptarr??
    • Hyperhidrosis
    I was trimming :autumnkirby: nails today and accidentally went to far on one of them because she jerked her foot and it was bleeding a little 😔

    Staunched the bleeding, and she's laying next to me and purring now but it feels bad because I wasn't trying to hurt her
    In conversation about 9 days ago from seal.cafe permalink
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    kroner (kroner@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Feb-2025 16:02:58 JST kroner kroner
    in reply to
    • ??Turkleton Pupptarr??
    • Hyperhidrosis
    Yep, she is getting lots of pets. I think she understands I am trying to do my best to help her at least
    In conversation about 9 days ago from seal.cafe permalink
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    kroner (kroner@seal.cafe)'s status on Monday, 10-Feb-2025 02:07:26 JST kroner kroner
    in reply to
    • ??Turkleton Pupptarr??
    Don't tell that to Autumn
    In conversation about 11 days ago from seal.cafe permalink

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    kroner (kroner@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 09-Feb-2025 23:43:36 JST kroner kroner
    She's talking to the birds and the squirrels and shiet
    In conversation about 11 days ago from seal.cafe permalink

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    1. https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/3f16915a24b8dd37f0e89319cdd5929e533ff57f16bf85c88127798f85ff6567.jpeg?name=pU2cTenUhlHt8g.jpeg
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    kroner (kroner@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 06-Feb-2025 22:38:09 JST kroner kroner
    But Mr. Kaczynski, if it weren't for the Industrial Revolution and it's Consequences I could not post this elf 💅
    In conversation about 14 days ago from seal.cafe permalink

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    1. https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/a42b099717295db3e392a71232c8387e4a5238732fb342b5b82eb88e9c3b6cb0.png?name=2M3E8cp9dTzp9A.png
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    kroner (kroner@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Feb-2025 06:27:09 JST kroner kroner
    in reply to
    • Rasterman
    • DulceKennedy
    • Nice Mitch Conner
    I looked up wtf this was, apparently some digital magazine started in a spic country by some faggot in a university (you can tell they're a faggot because they're using "lxs amigxs" in their title despite being a native speaker)

    I don't really mind funding being cut from them
    In conversation about 17 days ago from seal.cafe permalink

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    1. https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/eef499b0e17fac3616d042f1929bdbf0c3f062559d7aa29bbaec03917859dc2d.jpeg?name=Shhez9T-ysD8rw.jpeg
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    kroner (kroner@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Feb-2025 06:08:57 JST kroner kroner
    in reply to
    • Matty
    • The Forbidden Dreamer
    • PodunkPotato
    • GolfCartLady
    • The Almighty Kek
    • ӄɨӄɨ88 :ghost_heart2:
    • blaaablaaaa
    • jill
    • :suihead:
    • :shroomy: Decayable
    • Xuya
    • Myshkin
    • Grumblesock
    • Zinnsee
    • Angel1313
    Is this loss
    In conversation about 17 days ago from seal.cafe permalink
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    kroner (kroner@seal.cafe)'s status on Monday, 03-Feb-2025 07:40:11 JST kroner kroner
    • Matty
    Umm excuse me?
    In conversation about 18 days ago from seal.cafe permalink

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    1. https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/73303595b7c545eb0ea4a3729699a40524db360d774113e057ddd2fac28aa439.jpeg?name=AhJgpRhSK6nWFQ.jpeg
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    kroner (kroner@seal.cafe)'s status on Saturday, 01-Feb-2025 16:17:37 JST kroner kroner
    • Matty
    I'm starting to think Matty is just a Nigbot alt at this point :marseylong1:
    In conversation about 19 days ago from seal.cafe permalink
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    kroner (kroner@seal.cafe)'s status on Saturday, 01-Feb-2025 00:10:35 JST kroner kroner
    This is an Avenger's level threat guys! :marsoyhype: :soyHype1: :soyHype2: :soyHype3: :marseysoypoint:
    In conversation about 20 days ago from seal.cafe permalink

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    1. https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/a67ba13acb1c7712ea59d305ec3ce72ebe9d4930ac9bc09d18724cc6ebf3e86a.png?name=M-ACKJS9SkDRtA.png
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    kroner (kroner@seal.cafe)'s status on Monday, 27-Jan-2025 05:35:53 JST kroner kroner
    in reply to
    • Cafou Ravioli 🥟
    • Pissed Hippo
    Literally bringing me nostalgia, the gameboy advance was my very first vidya console as a kid
    In conversation about a month ago from seal.cafe permalink
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    kroner (kroner@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 26-Jan-2025 15:12:39 JST kroner kroner
    in reply to
    • Hoss Delgado
    • prettygood
    • Arcana
    • pwm
    They literally do that and it's infuriating, luckily I have a decent paying job and job security
    In conversation about a month ago from seal.cafe permalink
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    kroner (kroner@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 26-Jan-2025 15:10:11 JST kroner kroner
    in reply to
    • prettygood
    • Arcana
    • pwm
    Beginner Level Position Requirements:

    -10 years of experience with C++
    -10 years of experience with Java and Python
    - You pay us to work here, not the other way around
    In conversation about a month ago from seal.cafe permalink
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