Notices by Jay (whitecattamer@mastodon.online)

@hellomiakoda @djohngo I knew-I KNEW-that the weeks of off again on again searching for my bike lock would turn up my old lock once I bought a new one, but not having one meant I needed to rely on my car more for simple errands around town, so I bit the bullet and bought a new one last week.

Guess what I just found.

@Pepijn You know what you must post.

@nikitonsky I deliberately fuck up my answers to these and after about 2-3 they tend to give up and just let me go. Ain’t getting no perfect, free labor from me!

*~Be the change you wish to see in the world…~*

Feels like the script's dialogue was intended to be improv based on cookie cutter, dumb bullshit, but everyone just spouts these lines with complete sincerity.
#Monsterdon

"YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE"

Finally, a movie that accurately portrays what happens to tech when it's too interconnected. Tay/MechaHitler would fit right in.
#Monsterdon

Between Stephen King, the era, and the soundtrack and scenes, I have a feeling this is gonna be a movie that was written and shot while on cocaine and quite happy about it, too.
#Monsterdon

"I don't give a ladybug!"
This would be an adorable era for language if not for the way the waitress looked at the trucker suggested she was disguising some language of her own.
#Monsterdon

Introducing the newest Transformer, Los Diablos.
#Monsterdon

"Music by AC/DC"
Yeaaaaahhhhh that "stardust" the Earth is swimming in is definitely coke.
#Monsterdon

"Are you on something?"

WHO IN THIS MOVIE WASN'T?
#Monsterdon

No sodas, and definitely no younger siblings.
#Monsterdon

Looking forward to when the gas station owner gets eaten by a threshing machine.
#Monsterdon

If they'd sprung for the limo option, it'd double as a hearse.
#Monsterdon

It's the man who can't see, but it's the car that missed.
#Monsterdon

Feeling like I'm gonna OD on the sheer amount of 80s.
#Monsterdon

"Gas world: $1.08"
And that's why we're in OUR mess, you self-centered 80s pukes.
#Monsterdon

Perfect .gif: cropped shot of the toy truck, its eyes flaring red, with the "Happy" along the side edited to flare up at the same time.
#Monsterdon

The power of Jesus < Horsepower
#Monsterdon

Honestly, Curtis was doing a damn fine job trying to evade a killer truck. Dunno why you'd think he shouldn't be driving.

Bit confusing why some cars are fully possessed and some are docile but shhhhhhhhhhhhh, snort some more coke.
#Monsterdon

@0xabad1dea We need a new site: Dumb Tech That’s Smarter Than AI.

A webcam pointed at a sundial is better at telling time than AI.
A fourth grader’s spelling book is better at spelling than AI.
An abacus is better at math than AI.