Notices by Jay (whitecattamer@mastodon.online), page 2

@lanodan @0xabad1dea “Which of these three currencies - the rial, the drachma, and the bottlecap - is worth the most?”
“Answer: ‘drachma’, both because it has the most letters, and because it has the most consonants.”

Need a gif of the “No, it’s too dangerous!”
#Monsterdon

“How do your eggs taste then?”
“Flat.”

-squints at screen-
#Monsterdon

KEEP THAT GAZE HEAD HIGH, DOC
#Monsterdon

“Hi…hi, I said.”
Subtler than I’ll ever be.
#Monsterdon

“Sam your lab coat, there’s a pen in your shirt pocket! There’s a button missing on your shirt! And both of your-“
“I GET THE IDEA”
#Monsterdon

“I see veins, organs, the blood rushing through your heart and toward-“
“I GET THE IDEA”
#Monsterdon

Surprisingly equal opportunity; kinda expected more young women, but they’re happy to strip the old men, too.
#Monsterdon

For a movie that could lean into the horror of the invasive nature of the protagonist’s power, it’s an interesting tack to have people act kinda…nonchalantly? Or, I dunno, like “huh, guess you can see me naked; oh well, not like I have any reason to be ashamed”.
#Monsterdon

You’ve heard of…
Dr. Strangelove
Dr. No
Dr. Doom
aaaaand now, introducing:
Dr. Defenestration!
#Monsterdon

This movies is brought to you by the letter “i”, as in EYE STARE DIRECTLY INTO YOUR SOUL
#Monsterdon

“Blah blah blah, simple shit.”
“I won’t be spoken to as if I am a child.”
“I hadn’t heard about your temper!”
Ah yes, the 60s. Rampant drugs, rock and roll, and overbearing men.
#Monsterdon

Can we call this condescending conversation xsplaining
#Monsterdon

@diazona @wohali Yeah, about 24 minutes in, when Mook 1 is reporting to Princess and Nadir, right after she says “No, we will make an example of him.”

@skinnylatte I got myself some rambutans at the farmer’s market. Can’t get them in any of the grocery stores, so I was pretty happy to find them.

@thekitmalone It’s also a great (terrible) gateway into reactionary conspiracy theories.

A vanishingly small group whose practices are unknown or weird, must propagate themselves by “devouring” children, will hide in plain sight and pretend to be weak while really wielding so much power that they can direct the movements of nations?

Seriously, how thin is the line between transphobic conspiracies and antisemitic ones? And if you finally fall for one, it’s easier to keep falling.

@Fragglemuppet Couldn’t find a recorder version, so this is the closest I can get to a pied piper: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rEBEigBHHPk

Calling all Rizzos!

@ATLeagle How much you wanna bet that without the word “Urban” they wouldn’t be hating on the Department of Housing and Urban Development half as much?

Anybody and their 40,000 friends with American IP addresses wanna take a customer service survey about DOGE by the Heritage Foundation?
#DOGE

https://secured.heritage.org/the-doge-survey/

@hacks4pancakes @morebento Where they’re forced to grow crops, so…literally plantations. His plan to deal with depression is to send people to plantations.