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@socprof Should be doing that anyway. AP is one of the few places that tries to be non-partisan.

I don't know if this is real, but if it is, that possum is my goddamn role model.

#Cake #Meme #Joke #Animals

@xenophora I understand you're being sarcastic, but it's hard to tell people's intent electronically, especially in this day and age. :P

@xenophora Snowbird is a term denoting a person who lives in one place for most of the year, but lives in a warmer place in the winter.

:)

Just took the pups out for a walk and one of the part-time residents in the building gave me a carton of eggs. He's heading back to his other residence in Florida.

He's a snowbird.

So that was nice.

#CondoLife #Neighbors #Gifts

@MariaLiv I hit that point in June 2023. Life is better when you no longer tolerate people being jerks.

I've been reading Duff McKagan's autobiography, and it's interesting to hear that he went into a period of living solo and isolated after he went sober.

I'm in my monk era now. Unless it's my day job or announcing a derby bout, I'm just not interested.

Having all of my time to myself is pretty great.

#GNR #Music #DuffMcKagan

@starrytimepod It was such a cool console, sitll one of my favorite X-Men games ever.

@heyfluxay Shit.

I'm sorry buddy. Here's some dopamine.

@starrytimepod Always wanted one but I had to choose between it and a Game Gear, and Game Gear was just too good not to have.

This is a big deal because my car is still on loan to my parents, and boy do I not want to be stuck on a stranded bus in -20 degree weather. :D

So, it's -20 in KC tomorrow and will be snowing a fair bit from now until then.

And my boss, who flew in today, made the eminently cool decision not to make us come into the office tomorrow due to the cold, the snow, and road conditions.

So your boy only has to do Thursday this week even though the bosses are in town.

Kinda cool.

#Winter #Snow

This Gabby Petito documentary is infuriating.

Fucking ACAB.

#ACAB #GabbyPetito #Murder #Cops

@jwildeboer Absolutely.

I got really annoyed hearing it described as a "miracle" this morning.

IT'S NOT A MIRACLE. IT'S SCIENCE.

@KrissyKat And to a bird they're all a bunch of plump, majestic kings.

@artemis TBH, none of it feels weird to me.

No matter who's cast in a movie, there is always a segment that complains. There's no right way to do any of it without pissing someone off.

@SethP23 There's going to be a class action lawsuit coming.

@QueenOfTheCroneAge Homan is legit scary, like, the kind of person who probably wishes he could time-travel and run the Gestapo.

There's just nothing behind his eyes, and it's even scarier that he's been the guy for both Democratic and Republican presidents.

@PatrickoftheG Well, two things:

First, I content myself in the fact that no matter how bad things get, I can still do good things in my own little corner of the world. The history books are filled with the stories of people who were subversive against authoritarians, going as far back as governments have existed.

Second, I never procreated. Really glad for that. If and when things go to shit climate-wise in my lifetime, it'll just be me who has to deal with it.

These 'price of eggs' jokes are making me feel really bad for people.

LIke, y'all, it's legitimately a bad thing that food became cost-prohibitive for so many, and it doesn't seem like people have really conceptualized that.

#Food #Inflation