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It's wild to me how Breaking Bad is kind of happening for real in Mexico with college chemistry majors.

Really wish the US would just legalize and regulate everything.

#Drugs #BreakingBad #Fentanyl

These days when the office is completely full are the fucking worst.

There's no coffee in the office and every desk is booked.

This is going to be a resoundingly shitty day.

#Work

My anxiety woke me up at 4AM.

On an in-office day.

This is why I hate them so much. In-office work is completely unnecessary and chaotically disruptive to my week, for no good reason.

#Work

@tofugolem

Thank you for explaining.

I dunno, but I think that's a hard argument to make anymore, unless you're giving them tremendous credit for giving speeches.

Whenever we need Democrats to act, it seems like they're never without an excuse as to why they won't.

@o.simardcasanova.net They haven't learned anything. They're just trying to get clicks.

What would the rules be for an honor duel between a sun elf and a fomorian giant?

#DND #DungeonsAndDragons

@tofugolem How do you rationalize that Democrats aren't pro-genocide, exactly?

Not being sarcastic. Honest question.

@tusk81 I wish it mattered, but remember, Homan was an Obama appointee.

He is a literal walking representation of how powerless we are to change this outside of someone committing an act of vigilantism.

I'm really beginning to hate people who want to have a meeting but don't plan with an agenda.

Don't expect me to fill the time, man. This is your show and I have my own work to do.

#Work #Rant

@trewhytte @jnl That sounds delightful.

Even though I don't think it matters much, I just called both of my chickenshit senators. (Josh Hawley and Eric Schmitt)

Both have all calls going to voicemail.

If you're going to call your legislators, make sure to call the closest local office. That's the best way to get through.

#USPol #MOPol #Tariffs

@artemis Agreed. It's insane that the wrongly-deported barber's appeal has to go to SCOTUS of all places.

This is a very obviously unjust, incorrect perversion of immigration laws.

@xenophora If anything, the centrists seem absolutely giddy that the economy's crashing.

Never mind that it doesn't just affect the 49% that voted Trump.

Hate to think it, but I think the wrongly-deported barber's dead.

I'm not sure why Trump would be fighting so hard to keep him renditioned if it were possible to bring him back and squash the story.

#Immigration #ICE #Fascism #KilmarGarcia

April 2020

My pups were scheduled for a grooming the week the world shut down for COVID, so three weeks later, they were super-floofs.

#Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #CuteAnimals #COVID

Bummer that we don't have any grownups in our government at all.

#USPol

@Amida Very cool.

@yogthos It would be if he weren't a grade-A motherfucker.

@wackJackle Every 4-5 years people celebrate a bitcoin "crash", but y'all, bitcoin is still higher in price than it was in October.