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@geekysteven My favorite page from the Barney Stinson playbook.

@kenwhite.bsky.social I had Patrick MaHomes sign and resell two of the portraits I painted of him, and you can bet your ass I told all of my art teachers that I still know. 🤟😎

@patricks This is why we root for the orcas.

I wonder if Tom Cruise gets jealous that Nicole Kidman is doing rom-coms with Zac Efron.

#AFamilyAffair #Movies #RomCom

I'm cracking open a couple of these new-to-me wines I picked up at Trader Joe's these last few weeks.

I love trying new wine, especially when it's cheap, and what a superb way to kick off vacation.

#Wine #Vacation

@Nerde Put a little note that says 'poop' or 'penis' in the business-reply envelope and then mail it.

@hellomiakoda Very true. I'm sorry. :(

Just had an attorney I'm working with on a project say "Enjoy your vacation. Don't rush today, don't stress while you're away. Life is too short. We'll finish up next week."

And holy crap do I appreciate people who actively work to ease my stupid anxiety.

#Work #Vacation #Kindness

I am so stoked for vacation.

I'm going to do all of my chores tonight so the next six days are just pure, unadulterated relaxation.

#Vacation #MemorialDay

They way Kristi Noem's husband looks at her just makes me chuckle.

#KristiNoem #HabeasCorpus #USPol #Politics #Funny

What they don't now is that this vault materializing in the Misty Forest was a manifestation of the forest itself fighting back against the insurgent Vyshaantar Empire.

#DND #DungeonsAndDragons

The last two sessions for my party were combat-heavy dungeon crawls, so tonight, a treant they rescued in last year's campaign led them to a newly-discovered elven vault in the Misty Forest.

After passing three locks (puzzles) they found a magical crystal tree hidden away, and humbling themselves before it were gifted one of the crystal fruits.

Now they have 2/3 of the things they needs to create or disable war golems.

The campaign's getting interesting.

#DND #DungeonsAndDragons

@HitchhikersGuideQuoteBot2 Can confirm, would hit the reset button if I had the power.

@jacklaridian I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

Final Destination: Bloodlines was SO DANG GOOD. (Though seeing a dying Tony Todd was a tad jarring.)

I'm probably going to see it again on Friday.

#Horror #HorrorCommunity #FinalDestinationBloodlines

30 MINUTES 'TIL FINAL DESTINATION WITH MY SPOOKY PALS.

I never go out on week nights.

This is gonna be fun.

#Horror #HorrorCommunity #FinalDestinationBloodlines

It's so weird living in Donald's America.

My 401k recovered its losses from the tariffs last week, so I decided to do an account realignment. I'm now 70% in US index funds and 30% International.

I think in ten years we're going to see that it was monumentally stupid to ignore checks and balances and put this much unilateral economic power in the hands of one guy.

#Investing #Retirement #MutualFunds #Stocks

@dbsalk That's a fun fact.

@hellomiakoda Yeah. :(

@PatrickoftheG Or those random public pee-holes that Paris has.