Notices by Flash Mob Of One (flashmobofone@mastodon.art)

@ad_infinitum Oh.

Oh no.

No.

No no no no no.

No.

<dramatic pause>

How dare you.

I don't care who's in the cast.

They brought back my one true love: the hot redhead guitarist in the SNL band.

#SNL #SaturedayNightLive #Television #Comedy

FSU's about to be unranked.

Yikes.

#CFB #Football #Sports

Who doesn't love seeing Texas lose?

Especially in a year where they were only ranked #1 because their QB's last name is Manning and their brand is well known?

Florida isn't even ranked, lolololol

#CFB #Football #Sports

@geonz Legit.

My eyes bugged out a little just looking at them. I have cards with some of these companies, so they presumably have access to my credit report and know exactly what I'm making.

Super predatory.

@PatrickoftheG I like the old-school RTS' like Age of Empires 2 and Battle for Middle Earth.

Newer ones are different.

Holy crap.

The debt offers I'm getting from credit card companies are insane. I'm talking amounts equal to over half my annual income.

I don't get it. This is insane.

#Debt #Finance #PersonalFinance

MARK SANCHEZ ARRESTED.

wut

#NFL #Football #Sports

@tom Really wanted them to beat Bama.

Alas. Just isn't their day.

Ope.

Jinxed Vandy. Sorry.

#CFB #Football #Sports

Yes, Alabama.

Fail.

#CFB #Football #Sports

This stupid 'process of the catch' rule is so stupid.

Dude had possession when he went out. What the hell else is there?

#CFB #Football #Sports

I'd forgotten just how amazing charcoal-grilled food is.

Gas is nice for its convenience, but the extra hour I took to make my lunch was labor well spent.

#Food #Football #Saturday

@aaron VHS Beyond, which was released a year ago, was pretty darn good too.

I forgot just how graphic the 'Monster' series is.

Whew.

Also, btw, you should pirate it if you're going to watch it.

#Netflix #Monster #Horror

@Nagaram In three weeks the new street car extension opens here in Kansas City.

I can't wait.

@Nagaram Dang. Sorry Nag.

Stan Kroenke is an asshole. I remember when he paid for his son to be on the basketball team back when I was at Mizzou.

#NFL #Football #Sports

So, let me preface this by saying I don't believe in ghosts or heaven.

I had a dream last night where I ran into my dead brother's ghost (and have had a few of these dreams), and this time, I asked him what heaven was like.

His response was: "It's like a BBQ restaurant, but it has everything you could ever want and you never go home hungry."

Part of me hopes I'm wrong and there is a heaven out there where he's gobbling down burnt-ends.

#Death #Dreams #Heaven #BBQ

Saw this on Lemmy, and I just love Linux nerds.

Who else is going to make a working computer out of a pizza box?

#Linux #Memes #Technology