@geekysteven My favorite page from the Barney Stinson playbook.
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Flash Mob Of One (flashmobofone@mastodon.art)'s status on Saturday, 24-May-2025 04:10:40 JST Flash Mob Of One
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Flash Mob Of One (flashmobofone@mastodon.art)'s status on Saturday, 24-May-2025 01:48:38 JST Flash Mob Of One
@kenwhite.bsky.social I had Patrick MaHomes sign and resell two of the portraits I painted of him, and you can bet your ass I told all of my art teachers that I still know. 🤟😎
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Flash Mob Of One (flashmobofone@mastodon.art)'s status on Friday, 23-May-2025 12:35:13 JST Flash Mob Of One
@patricks This is why we root for the orcas.
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Flash Mob Of One (flashmobofone@mastodon.art)'s status on Friday, 23-May-2025 10:41:53 JST Flash Mob Of One
I wonder if Tom Cruise gets jealous that Nicole Kidman is doing rom-coms with Zac Efron.
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Flash Mob Of One (flashmobofone@mastodon.art)'s status on Friday, 23-May-2025 10:17:08 JST Flash Mob Of One
I'm cracking open a couple of these new-to-me wines I picked up at Trader Joe's these last few weeks.
I love trying new wine, especially when it's cheap, and what a superb way to kick off vacation.
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Flash Mob Of One (flashmobofone@mastodon.art)'s status on Friday, 23-May-2025 08:31:37 JST Flash Mob Of One
@Nerde Put a little note that says 'poop' or 'penis' in the business-reply envelope and then mail it.
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Flash Mob Of One (flashmobofone@mastodon.art)'s status on Friday, 23-May-2025 06:13:43 JST Flash Mob Of One
@hellomiakoda Very true. I'm sorry. :(
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Flash Mob Of One (flashmobofone@mastodon.art)'s status on Friday, 23-May-2025 06:02:14 JST Flash Mob Of One
Just had an attorney I'm working with on a project say "Enjoy your vacation. Don't rush today, don't stress while you're away. Life is too short. We'll finish up next week."
And holy crap do I appreciate people who actively work to ease my stupid anxiety.
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Flash Mob Of One (flashmobofone@mastodon.art)'s status on Friday, 23-May-2025 03:48:57 JST Flash Mob Of One
I am so stoked for vacation.
I'm going to do all of my chores tonight so the next six days are just pure, unadulterated relaxation.
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Flash Mob Of One (flashmobofone@mastodon.art)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 12:39:53 JST Flash Mob Of One
They way Kristi Noem's husband looks at her just makes me chuckle.
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Flash Mob Of One (flashmobofone@mastodon.art)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 12:09:14 JST Flash Mob Of One
What they don't now is that this vault materializing in the Misty Forest was a manifestation of the forest itself fighting back against the insurgent Vyshaantar Empire.
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Flash Mob Of One (flashmobofone@mastodon.art)'s status on Thursday, 22-May-2025 12:08:39 JST Flash Mob Of One
The last two sessions for my party were combat-heavy dungeon crawls, so tonight, a treant they rescued in last year's campaign led them to a newly-discovered elven vault in the Misty Forest.
After passing three locks (puzzles) they found a magical crystal tree hidden away, and humbling themselves before it were gifted one of the crystal fruits.
Now they have 2/3 of the things they needs to create or disable war golems.
The campaign's getting interesting.
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Flash Mob Of One (flashmobofone@mastodon.art)'s status on Wednesday, 21-May-2025 12:04:34 JST Flash Mob Of One
@HitchhikersGuideQuoteBot2 Can confirm, would hit the reset button if I had the power.
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Flash Mob Of One (flashmobofone@mastodon.art)'s status on Wednesday, 21-May-2025 11:45:56 JST Flash Mob Of One
@jacklaridian I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
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Flash Mob Of One (flashmobofone@mastodon.art)'s status on Wednesday, 21-May-2025 11:22:43 JST Flash Mob Of One
Final Destination: Bloodlines was SO DANG GOOD. (Though seeing a dying Tony Todd was a tad jarring.)
I'm probably going to see it again on Friday.
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Flash Mob Of One (flashmobofone@mastodon.art)'s status on Wednesday, 21-May-2025 08:03:25 JST Flash Mob Of One
30 MINUTES 'TIL FINAL DESTINATION WITH MY SPOOKY PALS.
I never go out on week nights.
This is gonna be fun.
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Flash Mob Of One (flashmobofone@mastodon.art)'s status on Wednesday, 21-May-2025 07:30:54 JST Flash Mob Of One
It's so weird living in Donald's America.
My 401k recovered its losses from the tariffs last week, so I decided to do an account realignment. I'm now 70% in US index funds and 30% International.
I think in ten years we're going to see that it was monumentally stupid to ignore checks and balances and put this much unilateral economic power in the hands of one guy.
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Flash Mob Of One (flashmobofone@mastodon.art)'s status on Wednesday, 21-May-2025 07:19:33 JST Flash Mob Of One
@dbsalk That's a fun fact.
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Flash Mob Of One (flashmobofone@mastodon.art)'s status on Wednesday, 21-May-2025 07:09:07 JST Flash Mob Of One
@hellomiakoda Yeah. :(
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Flash Mob Of One (flashmobofone@mastodon.art)'s status on Wednesday, 21-May-2025 06:42:22 JST Flash Mob Of One
@PatrickoftheG Or those random public pee-holes that Paris has.