Notices by TessiaEks (is ill AF) (tesseks@mastodon.social)

Lib conspiracy theorists be like:

"The FBI sells cocaine in latin America."

...Then like wierdly turn out to be right.

Conservative conspiracy theorists be like:

"Ya kno' the Titanic sank cus of DEI 😌."

@FlashMobOfOne XD and I need more that 3 friends to play bridge.

I don't get pokemon.. but if yah just wanna play a card game learn to play bridge.

"I'm sorry, were you like born in the 30s?"

I think I might be depressed. Or I'm just tired or lonely... perhaps even the bed is too hot and is making me frustrated. But fuck me. Feeling massively sad right now.

Omg so existential-ly rn. Whats the point of my life?

There is none... no point to existance what so fucking ever and i don't even know whether that is a good thing.

Men with chains put me off.

Brah at LEAST hang something off the chain!!!

Your fucking keys, a GPS transmitter, a skull of a defeated rival... i could got on.... but dude who just passed me please accessorise more.

Me: Searches something on Google.

Google: Here are 3 ads and 2 results, there was more but I couldn't be arsed to tell you about them :P

Like I understand it was a super specific thing I was trying to find but wtf??

Did Hitler have an actual Dracula level medieval castle one time?

Or am I getting several things mixed up... i remember a story about Nazis taking over a Austria Earl's castle (or something) and I know he painted a castle once.

Holy hell this is depressing, thought it were just a fun 50s horror film... Nope.

Just some dude wantin gold from a widows kids.

Cinematography is amazing tho

Watching Night of the Hunter (1955).

It is just people wanting to know where money is... an hour left.. very high quality... story quite bland.

He stole 10,000 told his two kids... got jailed, died... his cell mate wants the money.

#film

Them: "Caveing is so fun."

Me: "yeh but." *gestures*

Note: idk if I need to TW this but this is kinda upsetting.

I finally scanned the covers of my great grandma's #poetry books that she wrote. They were printed in the 90s and were sold at a hospital she was at and they raised funds for the hospice.

I typed each of the #poems up and they are on my #wattpad. Now I have done the front covers (that she drew!) I think I can lie the project to rest.... That is unless I know someone in publishing who could republish them again on a grand(er) scale 🤔

https://www.wattpad.com/user/TessiaEliseKirkShaw

#poem

Jesus turned water into wine that one time in the bible... was it good wine? Did anyone make tasting notes?

Granted I've not read the bible... but like was it white or red?

Ya know the story sounds made up but like if it had a passage like "It was dry, had notes of cherry and paired good with steak." THEN I'd probably be more inclined to believe it. :^

Dungeon Magazine issue 039
Released in January 1993 *date was printed wrong issue 40 says March 1993*

It is achieved here:
https://archive.org/details/dungeon-magazine-039

*I skipped 38 as it was scanned in black and white.

Cool maps in the thread. Give me a follow I post front covers of Dungeon magazine (chronologically) every week.

#dungeonmag #magazine #oldmedia #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #oldschool #archive #art #tabletop #rpg #90s #illustration #illustrationart #illustrations

So I was eating out this really hot raven haired older woman on the floor of my kitchen it was super hot... we then went upstairs which turnedn into a restaurant we had food.

I thought we were gonna sleep together so I went to put clean covers on my bed. I realise that I must have put the duvet cover away wet as it's damp still and GROWING FUNGUS on it.

After that all I can remember is panicking 😅🫠

#dreams #dream #nsfw #sexdream #sexdreams

Remember to hydrate.

She's my neighbour's cat but comes round to drink and eat fsr XD

#cat #cats

Is it possible to have a #solemate that you aren't attracted to?

Like they could be perfect in every way but there is just something about them that they can't change that you find unattractive...

Ya know maybe I'm thinking of a solemate in the wrong way... in my mind I'm thinking you would date someone that you think of as a solemate.

Like obviously you can be in a relationship and still have a best friend. But can you have a partner and someone else that is a solemate.

#question

@FlashMobOfOne omg didn't something bad come out recently about Jack Black?

Dang I hate how [insert celebrity] has turner into someone that I despise.

Honestly I feel like everyone has fallen off, like you could name anyone famous and tind a reason to not like them anymore.

#celebrity #celebrities

I installed Debian a few months ago with LXQt as the environment and it's been pretty okay. I think I chose it over Ubuntu because I think the system requirements were lower. I know Ubuntu is pretty popular though and has like 7 different variants. Would most people pick Ubuntu over Linux Mint?