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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 04-Oct-2024 06:54:11 JST geekysteven -
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 22-Sep-2024 20:21:21 JST geekysteven Bluesky: no algorithm, only vibes
Tumblr: here's the people you follow, and some stuff you might be into based on the tags you use
Facebook: here's a page that only posts Al-generated barns; something you've never expressed any interest in.
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 07-Sep-2024 23:03:49 JST geekysteven I wish "Cruisin' for a bruisin'" wasn't a phrase to threaten someone, but was a way to say you're looking for a BDSM partner
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 22:22:13 JST geekysteven “Mind your business” is a great defense against invasive behavior, but don't forget the counterspell “buddy, why do you even care about this?”
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 20-Aug-2024 01:19:49 JST geekysteven People who think history is boring don't realize that's it's literally thousands of years of Florida Man stories
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 19-Aug-2024 14:21:05 JST geekysteven Trump supporters buying jars of JD Vance's spunk is bizarre of course, but what's the alternative for the campaign? Leave it in the couch?
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 18-Aug-2024 12:18:40 JST geekysteven My biggest millennial trait is that I loved Calvin and Hobbes as a kid, and didn't notice that I turned into Calvin's dad
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 18-Aug-2024 01:01:10 JST geekysteven The phrase "thick as thieves" describes the tendency for bank robbers to coagulate
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 17-Aug-2024 01:11:24 JST geekysteven Make fun of me for singing sea shanties if you want, but I know who you'll turn to for detailed management advice re: drunken sailors
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 10-Aug-2024 10:31:10 JST geekysteven The benefit of owning a cybertruck over a regular truck is that no one will ask you to help move on account of not having friends
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Aug-2024 22:41:39 JST geekysteven Harris choosing Tim Walz as her running mate sets a dangerous precedent that Democrats might do cool shit that voters love
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 03-Aug-2024 10:29:18 JST geekysteven An important part of being an American is feeling like you're slacking if you haven't come up a better system to replace the one that's collapsing. Was there a zoom call we were gonna sort that out on? I kinda spaced
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 03-Aug-2024 04:22:17 JST geekysteven I don't care if it's a controversial opinion, Die Hard is a St Patrick's Day movie
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 26-Jul-2024 10:19:32 JST geekysteven "why are so many people leftist now”
well, in America conservatives spent decades calling every good idea socialism. Hope that helps!
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 25-Jul-2024 02:25:25 JST geekysteven The position of Reverse Cowboy is an excellent choice for men who are a little cowbi curious
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Jul-2024 22:01:51 JST geekysteven Every thing I learn about Sigourney Weaver makes me love her even more. Queen Shit. Maybe she's got something cringe past the third google page but that's between her and whoever's in charge of space
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jul-2024 10:50:16 JST geekysteven The United States' official motto was "E. Pluribus Unum" until it was changed in 1952 to "I've made a huge mistake"
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 22-Jul-2024 01:14:18 JST geekysteven As I work my way deeper into the sex dungeon I notice they have a ball pit
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 21-Jul-2024 23:05:00 JST geekysteven The GOP says you must carry all pregnancies to term, then abandon the resulting twins to be raised by a wolf. They say it's the will of the Gods
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 19-Jul-2024 10:26:55 JST geekysteven If your conservative relatives minimize your queer relationships by calling your partner your ”friend“ start calling church their “little club”
This will only be funny and have zero negative consequences.