Notices by geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)

Trump is promising checks of $5,000 if the Republicans win the midterms, but with inflation that's like only gonna be like 20 bucks.

make a jurassic park about this guy

She slava on my Ukraini til I drone

"You like that band? Can you even name five of their songs?"

My wife: Actually they already named their songs, if you were a real fan you would have known this.

No man is an island, but some are kitchenettes.

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Everyone mad at Google sounds like Swords the Webcomic right now

"Move without rhythm"
-me giving instructions to the first time orgy participants

The trickiest thing about working for a cement company is you got to ask yourself, do I need 50 tons of cement or am I just getting it because of the employee discount

Art by Angus McBride

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[my first day at the flock camera surveillance center]

"can this guy's license plate run Doom?"

The American version of Thomas the Tank Engine is about the economic vacuum left by the collapse of the railway industry

out of the hotdog water and into the hotdog fire

I really don't like soul patches, they should release the completed soul on launch day.

If Al is inevitable and a/so solves all the problems, then it won't matter if I miss the boat because the problems related to boat-missing would be solved by the Al anyway.

American socialism isn't a specific ideology, it's just "what if we actually solve some of the problems" which is appealing when contrasted with the mainstream parties' positions of "don't solve problems" and "problems are good and we want more of them"

They won't even release movies in 3D anymore, but I have a workaround

Promotional post is promotional

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