Notices by geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)

Photo by Artur Górecki

Art by Alfred Kelsner

I'm on the Falconry Diet. I only eat things savagely torn apart by flying nightmares.

Asking the Jehovah's witness at my door if this is one of them sex cults and then like getting sullen and disappointed when they say no

Accidentally ordered a steamed dick instead of a steamdeck. I gotta stop using Alexa for this
Alexa, order a burn kit

When I say I'm “moving to Canada” I just mean I'm setting up a VPN to keep using tiktok

I know it's a holiday week but I am literally trying to work right now, Onni

I sometimes like foggy weather, but outside right now it's clear they're just trying to hide the abysmal draw distance

If you really believed in your ideology you wouldn't be afraid to compete in the Marketplace of Ideas(what I named my island where people hunt each other for sport)

mfs are like "I miss the Library of Alexandria" listen, a Ptolemaic librarian would die if they read even two pages of a fic on AO3

Original comic by John Baer

You have moved to the suburbs

You have the right to a cool lesbian neighbor

If you do not have a cool lesbian neighbor one will be appointed to you

Art by Arthur Ferrier. Background by hologender

Was the Witch King of Angmar like an actual royal or if you get enough magic power do you just get to declare it?

Like an Enchanted Emperor Norton kinda deal?

The Roman Empire didn't end when Rome was sacked by the Visigoths.
It didn't end when the Turks took Constantinople.
It never ended. You're all centurions.

A threesome so bad I just ended up sitting in the edge of the bed watching the other two, like a cat

Art by Ed Emshwiller

Boss: It's time for everyone to come back to the office

"good idea, it'll be easier to do union organizing if we're all in the same building"

Boss: Actually work from home is good lol

Ask your doctor if being buffeted against the rocks of fate by the tide of an uncaring universe only to die alone and forgotten is right for you.

@hannah oh good, he's mentioned his wife's hobby again, so he's probably not focused on the case