Notices by geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)

The American version of Thomas the Tank Engine is about the economic vacuum left by the collapse of the railway industry

out of the hotdog water and into the hotdog fire

I really don't like soul patches, they should release the completed soul on launch day.

If Al is inevitable and a/so solves all the problems, then it won't matter if I miss the boat because the problems related to boat-missing would be solved by the Al anyway.

American socialism isn't a specific ideology, it's just "what if we actually solve some of the problems" which is appealing when contrasted with the mainstream parties' positions of "don't solve problems" and "problems are good and we want more of them"

They won't even release movies in 3D anymore, but I have a workaround

Promotional post is promotional

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Authors often refer to the characters they're writing like they're real people that they have conversations with. I do the same thing, but the characters owe me money

They say they come in peace, but they use LED headlights.

Hey, put alt text on your cool art so I can share it OKAY thanks

Lawyer: I gotta put him on the stand. He's got a tight five and can do crowd work, he'll kill. I mean hopefully not again, but we'll just have to take that risk

My daughter made this in MS Paint and says "tell your followers I said happy pride, and they better say it back or else"

The hidden processing fee is lava

The DS9 shared Google Calendar has got to be unreal

I was able to reduce my social media use by changing the app icons to portraits of their respective CEO’s faces. Seeing multiple copies of Mark Zuckerberg is enough to make me close the phone.

I just signed up to have solar panels installed on my house. Not for cost savings or to help the environment. I just want to make sure no conservative will ever buy the house in the future.

@freyjfreyj I made sure I got extra woke ones though

I swear if I see one more person say that aliens are demons, I'm gonna arrange for some demons to make an intricate pattern in their crops.

At this point it's reasonable to ask if being a noxious little transphobe is what causes someone to come in fifth place.

The Pride set I want has minifigs throwing LEGO bricks at cops.