Notices by geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)

The best part about the Internet is that you can say nice things to complete strangers and no one can stop you

Fantasy stories have two settings
1. Dragons are rare/extinct/mythical. Your character encounters one (1) dragon.

2. There are lots of dragons. My word, look at all the dragons. Too many perhaps? Just so much dragon

People interacting with me online are forming unhealthy parasocial relationships.
Not you though.
You're my best friend

Me: so basically all of Alex Jones assets are being auctioned off like a fire sale

My wife: who gets to start the fire?

I think I'm gonna need to follow more shitposters if y'all got any recs

If you live in America and know any immigrants, no you don't, they were born and raised here.

okay everyone, you can stop doomscrolling now. you got to the bottom and found the Doom

I recently moved to a new place and the first thing that happened was this adorable orange cat showed up on the front porch and started being nice to us. We later found out he used to live next door, but the previous owners moved and just...left him behind. And he kept coming back to come back to his home.
Anyway, I got a new cat.

They kicked me off the Battlestar Galactica cause every time Adama ended an inspiring speech with, "So say we all!" I yelled out "Fuck 'em up, Bill!"

Kings are always yelling “I will hear no more of this treason!” but if I were king I’d hear a little more of this treason. Maybe the treason is onto something. Let the treason cook, I say

Art by Denis Zhbankov

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Art by Ákos Bánfalvy

I don't care about a candidate doing a staged, cringe photo op. I just think a lot of y'all owe Michael Dukakis an apology

Today I learned that FDR William Henry Harrison'd his fourth presidential term.

I also found out historians don't appreciate it when I use "William Henry Harrison'd" as a verb.

They say not to judge people, but they also say to do what you're good at so which the fuck is it

Alien thirst trap generously provided by Deviant Memes for Consensual Fiends

Bluesky: no algorithm, only vibes

Tumblr: here's the people you follow, and some stuff you might be into based on the tags you use

Facebook: here's a page that only posts Al-generated barns; something you've never expressed any interest in.

I wish "Cruisin' for a bruisin'" wasn't a phrase to threaten someone, but was a way to say you're looking for a BDSM partner

“Mind your business” is a great defense against invasive behavior, but don't forget the counterspell “buddy, why do you even care about this?”

People who think history is boring don't realize that's it's literally thousands of years of Florida Man stories