Notices by geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)

Broke up with the girl of my dreams

We had irresubconsciousable differences

"No society is more than three meals away from revolution"

Governments: so 2.5 missed meals is the sweet spot then

Mega Man absorbed his enemy's power, and became stronger, but doing so voided his warranty

Will I get Baldur’s Gate 3 if I haven't played Baldur's Driveway 3 and Baldur's Front Porch 3

Professor X: What's your super power?

"I can change the identity of whoever I'm talking to"

Aunt May: holy shit

Here's a printable zine with helpful info on staying safe at protests by toonyballoony
toonyart.com/s/PSZine.pdf

They said milk "does a body good," but they didn't tell us whose body, and now the Dairy Demon is too powerful for us to stop

Walked into a dark room and became aware of just how wide my eyes got in response and felt a little like Gollum also I was eating a raw fish, but I was doing that before I walked in

You think America is good just ‘cause your uncle fought in the Revolutionary War? He only did that for tax evasion, I checked

The best thing about the Trump/Musk beef is the threat to nationalize SpaceX. If only there were a government agency dedicated to building spacecraft 🙃

The reason people like quests in games is cause the NPCs actually know what they want and can clearly state it, unlike Derek in Accounts Payable who takes 12 emails to get to something close to an objective

An RPG that has homeopath shops in every town right next to the regular item shop, but the items have no effect and cost 10 times the price of the real potions.

The Switch 2 is the first console Nintendo released since the company was bought by a colony of bees. Reviews rave, "Don't open the box, it's just more bees”

Watching the economy collapse because of ridiculous tariffs I'm reminded of how vaccination rates decline if the vaccines are successful and then pick up again after people get first hand knowledge of why they were necessary.
Watching measle infections skyrocket and I'm reminded of–you're not gonna believe this–

When a friend recommended I read Game Of Thrones back in 2008, I was hesitant because I prefer to start new book series once they're complete. But he cheerfully pointed out that it wouldn't take that long for it all to be out. Legally, I'm allowed to teach crows to dive bomb him now

Inflation got so bad, “five dollar footlong” just means a loaf of bread

The X-Men are a found family that isn't entirely functional, but they still work to support and love each other and defend against a hostile society. I wonder why so many queer folks identify with this, huh such a mystery

I find it very suspicious that NASA announced finding a bunch of new exoplanets planets right as Americans begin searching for places to flee to

No one has done a better job of marketing socialism than conservatives. Yeah, it's commie when you…don't like racism and people try to treat each other fairly and you don't struggle to get healthcare

“Think globally, act locally” but with assassinations. That comptroller got to go