Notices by geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party), page 2

The Pride set I want has minifigs throwing LEGO bricks at cops.

Book! Book! Book!
https://www.lulu.com/shop/steven-olsen-and-jess-whitson/unbelievable-history/paperback/product-yvgdd2p.html?page=1&pageSize=4

The numbers don't lie 97, 12. 438. Can't refute that.

When I forget to pretend to be a normie at work

If you're a Starfleet doctor it's probably annoying to try stop an alien from bleeding and it turns out that was just one of their reproductive fluids

Unlike the rest of you, I actually have a plan for the unstable period following the collapse of the United States

Whoomp, there it is
Whoomp, where did it go?
Whoomp, how does it move like that, it can't be manmade
Whoomp, get the camera

STAR TREK: In the future humanity will be enlightened

ALSO STAR TREK: Everyone worth paying attention to is in the space military

The dudes mad about The Odyssey sound like a kid upset that someone else is enjoying a toy. You haven't played with Greek mythology since you were little, let Nolan have a turn.

Why do people think the economy is bad if the stock market and employment numbers are good?

We've spent the last 20 years loaning each other the same twenty bucks in a loop, and now that's up to 50.

My wife: I have face blindness??

Me: Yeah, that's your picture in the dictionary next to the definition of "prosopagnosia"

My wife: That's me????

I don't know if artificial intelligence is gonna be good for humanity or not so I need to build a robot smart enough to figure that out for me.

Sorry I said you were the “mayor of Suck City." At worst you're an alderman for Mediocrityville.

Zazu says of Scar "There's one in every family. Two in mine." I want to see the two villainous, queer-coded hornbills.

America has been called “the Great Experiment.” As an American, I gotta ask if it's possible to switch to the control group.

I'm going to publish a book called The Lost Stories of Edgar Rice Burroughs but there's no Tarzan or anything, it's just a bunch of stories about Burroughs wandering with no map or sense of direction.

Antifa isn't an organization, but if it was, I'd join.

It's not funded by secretive woke billionaires, but if it was I'd cash that check.

There isn't an antifacsist HQ hidden in the Appalachian mountains, but if there was I'd carefully label my lunch in the break room fridge and trust that my workers would respect it.

Antifa is not a cryptid who appears in the periphery only to be vaguely perceived, but if it was I would make out with it.

Will Catholics leave MAGA over the feud with the Pope? Will evangelicals tolerate AI slop about Jesus?
People asking questions like this don't grasp that American versions of Christianity function primarily as an arm of the Republican party.

She didn't end up laying last night, I think digging was just too much work. I gave her extra food today to help get her energy back

Important turtle update: I think Tortugula is about to lay eggs