Notices by geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party), page 2

I'm going to publish a book called The Lost Stories of Edgar Rice Burroughs but there's no Tarzan or anything, it's just a bunch of stories about Burroughs wandering with no map or sense of direction.

Antifa isn't an organization, but if it was, I'd join.

It's not funded by secretive woke billionaires, but if it was I'd cash that check.

There isn't an antifacsist HQ hidden in the Appalachian mountains, but if there was I'd carefully label my lunch in the break room fridge and trust that my workers would respect it.

Antifa is not a cryptid who appears in the periphery only to be vaguely perceived, but if it was I would make out with it.

Will Catholics leave MAGA over the feud with the Pope? Will evangelicals tolerate AI slop about Jesus?
People asking questions like this don't grasp that American versions of Christianity function primarily as an arm of the Republican party.

She didn't end up laying last night, I think digging was just too much work. I gave her extra food today to help get her energy back

Important turtle update: I think Tortugula is about to lay eggs

Stunning how quickly the tech industry shifted the mainstream view of themselves to fascism enablers when it used to just be "these people have foosball and beanbags in their offices"

Jesus wasn't a very good carpenter. Did you see how he got himself nailed to a tree? Rookie mistake.

Science fact: If you took a human intestinal tract and stretched it from the Earth to the Moon, you would definitely get fired from NASA.

#NASA #Space

your grandparents voting for reagan

The biggest failure of science is that we never developed more advanced slap garments than the bracelet.

Hell yeah I love Bond movies especially if they have $640 million in negotiable bearer bonds

A walkable city, but it's so big you have to walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more to fall down at your door

Oh you're a pleasure Dom? I'm a tedium Dom. I make my subs do their taxes and make doctor's appointments

I have three books for sale: My National Parks, Explain THAT, Science!, and Unbelievable History. On my book info page it shows where you can get them!

https://geekysteven.com/books

Check out Unbelievable History!
https://geekysteven.itch.io/unbelievable-history-completely-debunked-edition

If a man is saying “sex is for procreation, not pleasure” it's a guarantee he can't provide the second option.

Trump is surprisingly good at speedrunning the Bush administration. He clipped straight to the part where everyone realizes the war is a bad idea, skipping that time-consuming bit where Americans are supportive and want an invasion.

You're calling me a doomer, but all I said was that the United States is toast. I like toast. Toast is delicious.

Basing all my decisions on which games to play based on how people react to memes I made with the screenshots without having played them before

The good news is that capitalists haven't figured out how to charge wildlife for rent yet.