I exclusively write erotica about health inspectors who fall in love with filthy restaurantiers, and shut them down…shut them down so hard
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 01-Jun-2024 10:44:10 JST geekysteven -
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 29-May-2024 23:20:31 JST geekysteven "Bottom of the barrel"?
His name is Diogenes, show some respect -
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 28-May-2024 22:27:59 JST geekysteven Baby if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put D V O R A and K together because that's clearly a superior layout
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 22:19:59 JST geekysteven For fucks sake, the only reasons the U.S. hasn't sold Ohio is cause none of the other nations want it. We're stuck with them forever.
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 19-May-2024 11:11:17 JST geekysteven We saw you from across the bar and we really dig your Roger Roger
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 18-May-2024 23:19:21 JST geekysteven A fledgling raven lands before you and clumsily attempts to foreshadow your doom. The bird's parents caw in encouragement from a nearby perch.
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 12-May-2024 22:01:58 JST geekysteven Me: oh good, I found our bike tool!
My wife: you really shouldn't call yourself that
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 01-May-2024 23:43:59 JST geekysteven Why would you need generative AI when I'm already making bad content for free?
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 29-Apr-2024 22:01:27 JST geekysteven Don't name your dog something like "nougat" If they aren't a delicious treat for me
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 21-Apr-2024 22:32:18 JST geekysteven "no, you don't get it, I mean if Tom Bombadil lived in *our* world, he'd be an epic shitposter"
JRR TOLKIEN'S GHOST: please stop summoning me
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Apr-2024 22:08:03 JST geekysteven That dolphin isn't smiling, that's just how their bone structure makes them look. Yes, it's happy about killing you, but it's not showing that through its mouth the way we would
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 15-Apr-2024 22:16:30 JST geekysteven Me: They just won't make a decision. That's so bisexual of them
My wife: I thought that was a pisces thing
Me: All pisces are bisexual?
My wife: They haven't decided yet
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 14-Apr-2024 22:03:53 JST geekysteven One time I tried to explain a joke to a boss of mine and like halfway through she stopped me and said "Steven, I do not follow Internet Sensations" I think about that every day
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 13-Apr-2024 10:17:52 JST geekysteven People act like millennials are teenagers, but the youngest millennials are in their late 70s by this point
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Apr-2024 22:34:45 JST geekysteven You'd *think* the Star Trek episode where an anvil falls on someone would be a light-hearted comedy episode, but none of these jokes about radiation poisoning are landing with me tbh
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Apr-2024 08:12:07 JST geekysteven The most relatable part of the Star Wars sequel trilogy is the characters’ problems stem from terrible decisions made by their grandparents' generation.
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Apr-2024 22:22:00 JST geekysteven I hate when people respond to my anger with some folksy bullshit like "Golly! Well, butter my biscuits!" No, I'm mad at you, I ain't buttering shit, stop asking
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 01-Apr-2024 07:12:41 JST geekysteven Ugh. Easter. Another fake holiday pushed on us by the resurrected dead guy industrial complex.
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 23-Mar-2024 13:02:11 JST geekysteven @ami_angelwings I see where you're coming from, but I also tend to think of people who identify as "allies" as being queer in some way but you need to give them some space to sort it out. Anyway, that's Peter Parker for ya
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Mar-2024 22:00:35 JST geekysteven What your favorite color says about your future
BLUE - Death comes for us all
RED - Death comes for us all
YELLOW - Death comes for us all
GREEN - Death comes for us all
BLACK - Death comes for us all
ORANGE - Death comes for us all
PURPLE - Death comes for us all
WHITE - Death comes for us all