Notices by geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party), page 4

If you play the distress call of a baby raccoon on your phone, it will attract a mother raccoon who will take you back to her den to raise you and now you're living the good life

Barbara Gordon decided to become Batgirl after she noticed that Batman is able to stop talking to her dad mid-sentence with zero consequences

When I try speak to the crows in the neighborhood

I can't believe I said that I'm only a little into Star Wars when I could have said I was lukewarm on it

astrology? lmao you mean the birthday fandom

My favorite thing is jumping in to defend AI in ways techbros don't like
"AI isn't bad, it's just a silly toy for children"

"how can a passing fad threaten anyone's livelihood?"

"look this is coming from the folks who brought us NFTs, we should give them the benefit of the doubt"

The most realistic part of Final Fantasy VII is that the giant corporation is terrible at business. Their plan was to abandon the largest city on the planet to colonize a frozen mountain and I have heard 3 worse ideas from CEOs this week alone

If Rogue wasn't an X-Men character she'd have been a perfect Star Trek character. Someone trying to navigate emotional connection while desperately touch-starved is so on-the-nose for this series. But instead of being from the South she'd be from Zeep-zlorp or whatever

ACAB actually doesn't include Columbo, he is not a cop, he's just some guy, a justice cryptid, Lieutenant is his first name

Can you keep a secret? I'm the Prophecied One your order is sworn to destroy to prevent the end of all things. It feels so good to get that off my chest

A new Alien film where Ellen Ripley gets a fucken break for goddamn once

Prometheus(2012) takes place on Christmas and is arguably a better Christmas movie than Die Hard since a good chunk of it involves an abnormal pregnancy.

It's called "breakfast" because you literally break your fast.

It's called "dinner" because the root word is "dine."

It's called "lunch" because that's the onomatopoeia of trying to swallow three hotpockets into your mouth before going back to work.

*walks in nonchalantly*
*hits jukebox*
*is escorted out of the music museum*

Believe in yourself and you can overcome anything, whether it's trouble at work, relationship problems, or even that underwater level you thought sounded cool until you died 37 times in a row

I don't understand why everyone hates the rich. Without them who would...*checks notes*...trash the economy repeatedly with no consequences?

I'm not 100% opposed to AI if it's used to save me from work I don't want to do.
I *want* to write the short story, paint the picture, and research stuff.
What I need AI for is to find out which of the games in my Steam and Itch libraries are actually worth playing

If you handle a baby bird, its parents will reject it. Not because it smells like human, but because it was you specifically

It isn't glamorous, but liquid hand soap is perhaps the most important of the health slimes, in my opinion

In a worst case scenario the lid won't close, the handle breaks when you pick it up, it smells gross, and there's a severed hand inside.