Notices by geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party), page 4

You'd *think* the Star Trek episode where an anvil falls on someone would be a light-hearted comedy episode, but none of these jokes about radiation poisoning are landing with me tbh

The most relatable part of the Star Wars sequel trilogy is the characters’ problems stem from terrible decisions made by their grandparents' generation.

I hate when people respond to my anger with some folksy bullshit like "Golly! Well, butter my biscuits!" No, I'm mad at you, I ain't buttering shit, stop asking

Ugh. Easter. Another fake holiday pushed on us by the resurrected dead guy industrial complex.

@ami_angelwings I see where you're coming from, but I also tend to think of people who identify as "allies" as being queer in some way but you need to give them some space to sort it out. Anyway, that's Peter Parker for ya

What your favorite color says about your future
BLUE - Death comes for us all
RED - Death comes for us all
YELLOW - Death comes for us all
GREEN - Death comes for us all
BLACK - Death comes for us all
ORANGE - Death comes for us all
PURPLE - Death comes for us all
WHITE - Death comes for us all

If you play the distress call of a baby raccoon on your phone, it will attract a mother raccoon who will take you back to her den to raise you and now you're living the good life

Barbara Gordon decided to become Batgirl after she noticed that Batman is able to stop talking to her dad mid-sentence with zero consequences

When I try speak to the crows in the neighborhood

I can't believe I said that I'm only a little into Star Wars when I could have said I was lukewarm on it

astrology? lmao you mean the birthday fandom

My favorite thing is jumping in to defend AI in ways techbros don't like
"AI isn't bad, it's just a silly toy for children"

"how can a passing fad threaten anyone's livelihood?"

"look this is coming from the folks who brought us NFTs, we should give them the benefit of the doubt"

The most realistic part of Final Fantasy VII is that the giant corporation is terrible at business. Their plan was to abandon the largest city on the planet to colonize a frozen mountain and I have heard 3 worse ideas from CEOs this week alone

If Rogue wasn't an X-Men character she'd have been a perfect Star Trek character. Someone trying to navigate emotional connection while desperately touch-starved is so on-the-nose for this series. But instead of being from the South she'd be from Zeep-zlorp or whatever

ACAB actually doesn't include Columbo, he is not a cop, he's just some guy, a justice cryptid, Lieutenant is his first name

Can you keep a secret? I'm the Prophecied One your order is sworn to destroy to prevent the end of all things. It feels so good to get that off my chest

A new Alien film where Ellen Ripley gets a fucken break for goddamn once

Prometheus(2012) takes place on Christmas and is arguably a better Christmas movie than Die Hard since a good chunk of it involves an abnormal pregnancy.

It's called "breakfast" because you literally break your fast.

It's called "dinner" because the root word is "dine."

It's called "lunch" because that's the onomatopoeia of trying to swallow three hotpockets into your mouth before going back to work.

*walks in nonchalantly*
*hits jukebox*
*is escorted out of the music museum*