If you play the distress call of a baby raccoon on your phone, it will attract a mother raccoon who will take you back to her den to raise you and now you're living the good life
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 10-Mar-2024 01:46:26 JST geekysteven - Aral Balkan repeated this.
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z7z (z7z@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 10-Mar-2024 01:47:13 JST z7z @geekysteven Instructions not clear raccoon stole phone