In a worst case scenario the lid won't close, the handle breaks when you pick it up, it smells gross, and there's a severed hand inside.
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Dec-2023 23:06:09 JST geekysteven -
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 04-Dec-2023 00:48:11 JST geekysteven Sorry Otis, I just got your message. Are you still at the dock of the bay?
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 02-Dec-2023 12:22:18 JST geekysteven What'd you get cursed by, hubris? I bet it was hubris. Probably your own tbh
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 30-Nov-2023 00:12:38 JST geekysteven I can't believe people complain about the lack of affordable housing when the lead mine just outside of town is literally abandoned
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 26-Nov-2023 10:39:56 JST geekysteven Rewatching Home Alone now is just me being impressed by Kevin's ability to do this many household projects in one day, I'm exhausted just thinking about it
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Nov-2023 07:27:39 JST geekysteven You can decrease the negativity in your life 100% by replacing all the people you know with this quokka
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Oct-2023 22:19:34 JST geekysteven When astronomer Vera Rubin complained that her male colleagues were sexist, outside observers were skeptical because they hadn't seen the sexism.
She was able to demonstrate that her workplace was misogynist by calculating the effect of "dark sexism" on other nearby workplaces -
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Oct-2023 22:15:30 JST geekysteven Not to be a hater, but don't trick or treat at Immanuel Kant's house, he will ask who you are and won't be satisfied with an explanation of your costume
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Oct-2023 22:15:20 JST geekysteven I wouldn't overthink it. I mean *I* would, but it's not recommended
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 29-Oct-2023 00:05:03 JST geekysteven Any hacker who gets caught probably forgot to say "I'm in" once they got past the password
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 13-Oct-2023 09:22:39 JST geekysteven My son handed me a piece of candy so I thanked him and said it was really thoughtful of him but he interrupted me and said "you're just supposed to eat it, stop talking to me"
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 16-Sep-2023 02:55:59 JST geekysteven Medusa was asked not to return to Sea World
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Sep-2023 05:57:55 JST geekysteven I wish I could replace my body with a robot body so I could skip sleep, meals, and all that
*gets robot body *
I wish I had a flesh body so I could skip oil changes, recharging, and firmware updates
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 02:55:42 JST geekysteven The least believable part of Final Fantasy VII is that a single corporation would control the entire government but still install handrails
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 29-Jul-2023 23:53:40 JST geekysteven You only *think* you're prepared for a musical episode of Star Trek, nothing can prepare you for Lt. Björktegas.
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Jul-2023 01:03:11 JST geekysteven For someone who hates trans people, Musk seems really dedicated to getting that non-binary gender marker and name change
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Friday, 21-Jul-2023 02:19:43 JST geekysteven Why buy the cow when you won't even get full access to all the cow's features without buying the separate Cow Amiibo?
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jul-2023 23:49:26 JST geekysteven I was a child, I had childish things. But when I grew up, I was able to afford a lot more childish things. I have way more childish things. I cannot stress how much these rule.
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Sunday, 02-Jul-2023 05:23:03 JST geekysteven Businesses after selling rainbow products for a month:
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geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party)'s status on Saturday, 17-Jun-2023 08:09:26 JST geekysteven "that's what years of remote work does to you"