Notices by geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party), page 5

Believe in yourself and you can overcome anything, whether it's trouble at work, relationship problems, or even that underwater level you thought sounded cool until you died 37 times in a row

I don't understand why everyone hates the rich. Without them who would...*checks notes*...trash the economy repeatedly with no consequences?

I'm not 100% opposed to AI if it's used to save me from work I don't want to do.
I *want* to write the short story, paint the picture, and research stuff.
What I need AI for is to find out which of the games in my Steam and Itch libraries are actually worth playing

If you handle a baby bird, its parents will reject it. Not because it smells like human, but because it was you specifically

It isn't glamorous, but liquid hand soap is perhaps the most important of the health slimes, in my opinion

In a worst case scenario the lid won't close, the handle breaks when you pick it up, it smells gross, and there's a severed hand inside.

Sorry Otis, I just got your message. Are you still at the dock of the bay?

What'd you get cursed by, hubris? I bet it was hubris. Probably your own tbh

I can't believe people complain about the lack of affordable housing when the lead mine just outside of town is literally abandoned

Rewatching Home Alone now is just me being impressed by Kevin's ability to do this many household projects in one day, I'm exhausted just thinking about it

You can decrease the negativity in your life 100% by replacing all the people you know with this quokka

When astronomer Vera Rubin complained that her male colleagues were sexist, outside observers were skeptical because they hadn't seen the sexism.
She was able to demonstrate that her workplace was misogynist by calculating the effect of "dark sexism" on other nearby workplaces

Not to be a hater, but don't trick or treat at Immanuel Kant's house, he will ask who you are and won't be satisfied with an explanation of your costume

I wouldn't overthink it. I mean *I* would, but it's not recommended

Any hacker who gets caught probably forgot to say "I'm in" once they got past the password

My son handed me a piece of candy so I thanked him and said it was really thoughtful of him but he interrupted me and said "you're just supposed to eat it, stop talking to me"

Medusa was asked not to return to Sea World

I wish I could replace my body with a robot body so I could skip sleep, meals, and all that

*gets robot body *

I wish I had a flesh body so I could skip oil changes, recharging, and firmware updates

The least believable part of Final Fantasy VII is that a single corporation would control the entire government but still install handrails

You only *think* you're prepared for a musical episode of Star Trek, nothing can prepare you for Lt. Björktegas.