Notices by geekysteven (geekysteven@beige.party), page 6

For someone who hates trans people, Musk seems really dedicated to getting that non-binary gender marker and name change

Why buy the cow when you won't even get full access to all the cow's features without buying the separate Cow Amiibo?

I was a child, I had childish things. But when I grew up, I was able to afford a lot more childish things. I have way more childish things. I cannot stress how much these rule.

Businesses after selling rainbow products for a month:

"that's what years of remote work does to you"

Gene Roddenberry: ok we need a alien species

Writer: what about space elves

Roddenberry: great! what's the next one?

Writer: uh...space elves but this time they're romans?

Roddenberry: ...

Writer: ...

Roddenberry: first of all, i love it

FUCK THE POLICE

My daughter asked me if I wanted to know what she named her plush owl, and I did, of course, but I was not prepared for the name "Hootcifer"

My daughter: "If you add ice to Coca-Cola, you should have to change the name to 'Coca-Coola' please post this joke and then tell me if people thought it was funny, okay"

My daughter found a big garter snake in the yard today. After we hung out with it for a bit she went inside and make this note for the snake, helpfully translating the English into Snake

The Southern Painted Turtle has a distinctive stripe on its shell which scientists believe makes it go faster

#turtles #reptiles #herpetology