Notices by Lesley Carhart :unverified: (hacks4pancakes@infosec.exchange)

I don’t think dad is coming back from China

So, guys,

I… just went to the doctor for a physical.

They didn’t weigh me.
It cost $9
I got all my vaccine boosters in the same room
They were on time.
They didn’t require a gynecologist exam to refill birth control

Thank you Australia, for being so very kind to me and other American immigrants. I’m so sorry.

At least we’re close to the same time zone 🤷🏻♀️

We live in strange times for American engineers and academics

Dad has officially run off too…

Yumen City.

No really.

I’m sorry but, the forensics sales guy who scheduled a call with me by name dropping friends , but then scheduled it for 6:30 AM my time and repeatedly spelled my name wrong, and kept the time even after I gently reminded him…. I’m sorry if you’re working with him, please reach out directly.

Hi, I’m back

I’m sorry AlgoSec

I just literally crashed a random cybersecurity company’s party at Tanglin gin,sorry

I just signed a rental in Melbourne (Brunswick East). I officially live in Australia. I got my drivers and motorbike licence today, too.

Now to have a nice weekend, it’s open if anyone wants to relax with me finally!

My container is in Compton

I’m on my way. >>> Australia

You know in a video game when you move on to the next zone or act and all of a sudden all the side quests you missed get cancelled?

Whelp, bye bye, side quests! 😅

Thank you for the 32 Australians who messaged me while I was asleep to tell me that a queer immigrant is probably going to be okay now.

I posted yesterday about having to do US remote teaching from Guam to not run afoul of my Australian visa and … a surprising number of people don’t know Guam is a thing or that visas have rules… 🫠

@loke Yes! I will be at SinCon! I may not have an apartment yet, but let's go!

The most millennial post ever

Sign your names or you’re a toaster, American cyber pros. https://www.eff.org/press/releases/eff-leads-prominent-security-experts-urging-trump-administration-leave-chris-krebs

Watching Spain and Portugal very closely, but please don’t jump to conclusions. Lots of bizarre root causes in big power grids.

@dennisfaucher I genuinely don’t know how I’m going to maneuver 4 suitcases and a backpack alone from A to B and through customs totally alone