@fesshole After a year of just not getting anywhere at a job I told my direct manager I was resigning because this was a huge waste of time. He agreed but told me to hang on for a couple weeks and I'd be getting laid off. I would have missed my 8k severance. Spent the month not giving a FUCK and just helped those around me. Time came, sure enough there I was...top of the list.
One of my coworkers narked the guy out and got to stay in that hellhole.