Notices by lenazun (lzg@mastodon.social)

unfortunately when you like paper notes you end up with a lot of paper

a reminder that very nice humans review these applications, and submitting just a list of keywords does nothing for your eligibility. thank you!

my team at EFF is looking for a Staff Support Engineer. if you're kind and want to help people, come work with us! (this is a Union job) https://www.paycomonline.net/v4/ats/web.php/jobs/ViewJobDetails?job=298683&clientkey=28620672D234BF368306CEB4A2746667

thinking of getting a meshtastic compatible device because apparently i need one more way to exchange messages with nerds

the man sitting next to me on this flight is wearing noise canceling headphones and reading TRAINS magazine. hello friend.

cults look like an amazing time in the beginning. great partying. but the day they say “hey let’s all shave our heads” maybe that’s the day you peace out?

yesterday i was listening to a reggaeton song that poses a problem: “baby, your ass doesn’t fit in the club. what do we do?” and i love the solution-oriented lyrics, lots of context, kinda great. what a fun problem to have.

what in the world is “deinfluencing” we’re not doing this

i hope the pendulum swings so hard to the left we can get universal health coverage for pets and free public airlines

i have now intentionally observed 31 species, only ~869 to go!

this masked tityra was very far away

happy pride weekend to all of us who don’t do sun exposure, loud environments, throbbing lights, crowds, and running into our exes in the streets. may we celebrate quietly in our hearts. 🏳️🌈

@inthehands no but last year there were 12 and half of 12 is 6 so if we continue at a similar rate we can expect approx the same number. i fear it might be higher, of course.

this year we’re on the 7th person who has died in ICE custody but it’s not very different from last year

@Infoseepage a use case requiring precision if i’ve ever seen one

- "did you know you can soften butter if you just use 20% po-"
- "no I need my chicken nuggets to be as hot as the sun right fucking now"

I wonder how the people who invented the microwave felt about us nuking everything at 100% power, ignoring all other settings

Lena's plan for world peace:
1. everyone adopts ISO 8601
2. tbd

we live at the mercy of the stupidest motherfuckers in the world

please no one ruin this for me