Went on a business trip to Scotland a while ago. When I got there I called my wife from the hotel room to ask her if Orinj, our cat, was missing. She said yes & our daughter is looking for her. I said don't bother, here's here in Scotland with me. The dumbarse got into my bag.
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Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 27-Jun-2025 16:27:11 JST Fesshole 🧻
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KC-DOZ (kcdoz@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 27-Jun-2025 23:10:40 JST KC-DOZ
You know, I used to really worry about getting caught and arrested for carrying explosive knives on Loganair flights, but this post made me feel much better about it.
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crazyeddie (crazyeddie@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 27-Jun-2025 23:53:10 JST crazyeddie
@fesshole He can probably get a replacement on the way home. Sucks about the clothes though.
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Dave Wise (davetheresurrector@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 27-Jun-2025 23:54:15 JST Dave Wise
@fesshole My late orange cat Cheetah got wise to my fortnightly commute and started occupying my suitcase on packing day.
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Jan v/d Broek (balglaas@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 29-Jun-2025 07:31:22 JST Jan v/d Broek
@fesshole This almost happened to one of our Guinea pigs on our honeymoon, I discovered her in the trunk of the car just before leaving.
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