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    MachineMadeDog (machinemadedog@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 31-Jul-2024 10:27:59 JST MachineMadeDog MachineMadeDog
    in reply to
    • nugger
    • Matty
    • cjd
    • Doc
    • BowserNoodle ☦️
    • EssentialUtinsil :njp:
    • Dr. Sex, Ph.d, Esq.
    • SKiZM :confederate:
    • Jonaschuzzlewit
    • WilhelmIII
    • Scot_Paladin
    • :allyourbase::papyrus_u_s::papyrus_l_t::papyrus_l_o::papyrus_l_n::papyrus_l_e::papyrus_l_r::papyrus_7::papyrus_1::papyrus_3::windmilloffriendship:
    • Plotinus Enjoyer
    • Bob
    • Dr. Detroit
    @nugger @doctorsex @placebo @Jonaschuzzlewit @SK1ZM @Scot_Paladin @WilhelmIII @bobbala @d0c40r0 @matty @cjd @BowsacNoodle @EssentialUtinsil @plotinus_enjoyer @stoner713 years ago a couple of friends invited me to lunch. they took me to a buffet and assured me its great because its basically unlimited steak. after eating we get up to leave and as i walk out the door i hear a horrible retching sound followed by the unmistakable sound of vomit splashing across commercial grade carpet. everyone just stands there and stares at him, feeling increasingly sick, as he plasters the hostess stand and entranceway. fighting through the smell i hurry out the door and wait for them, as soon as he walks out he just says "i almost made it out the door this time" and another friend just replies "yeah way better than last time."

    thank you for coming to my ted talk
    In conversation about 4 months ago from gnusocial.jp permalink
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    MachineMadeDog (machinemadedog@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jul-2024 08:45:18 JST MachineMadeDog MachineMadeDog
    in reply to
    • BowserNoodle ☦️
    • Paultron-3030
    • givenup
    @givenup @BowsacNoodle @Paultron i went all in with water filter systems, its probably slowly killing me in other ways
    In conversation about 5 months ago from poa.st permalink
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    MachineMadeDog (machinemadedog@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 06-Jul-2024 06:46:18 JST MachineMadeDog MachineMadeDog
    in reply to
    • BroDrillard
    @BroDrillard comedy gold, this should be next summers blockbuster film
    In conversation about 5 months ago from poa.st permalink
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    MachineMadeDog (machinemadedog@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 26-Apr-2024 04:45:24 JST MachineMadeDog MachineMadeDog
    in reply to
    • Bread up, Bro
    @sickburnbro scott adams book "How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big" has a part where he talks about leaving the corporate world because he was openly told hes not going to get promoted anytime soon because the company needs to start placing more women and minorities higher up. this was in the 80s so hes always been one of those boomers that knows to some degree, but never wanted to engage or think about the reality of it for a long time
    In conversation about 7 months ago from poa.st permalink
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    MachineMadeDog (machinemadedog@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 18-Apr-2024 14:55:01 JST MachineMadeDog MachineMadeDog
    in reply to
    • Summertime for Zeon
    • Louis Conde
    @WashedOutGundamPilot @LouisConde not long ago a woman at work asked me what my type is. i was sleep deprived and caffeinated just enough that i immediately responded without thinking "feminine women who are pleasant to be around." she took it as some sort of jab at her and has never forgiven me. its been months now and she will make reference to it at least once a week while insisting she doesnt care.

    thank you for coming to my ted talk
    In conversation about 7 months ago from gnusocial.jp permalink
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    MachineMadeDog (machinemadedog@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Apr-2024 09:19:12 JST MachineMadeDog MachineMadeDog
    in reply to
    • Wolfgirl in Wheatfield
    • Paultron-3030
    • Owl
    • Xeraser
    @Paultron @Owl @wgiwf @Xeraser > emotions are free nigger you can decide to have em whenever you want
    stealing this
    In conversation about 8 months ago from poa.st permalink
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    MachineMadeDog (machinemadedog@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Apr-2024 09:19:11 JST MachineMadeDog MachineMadeDog
    in reply to
    • Wolfgirl in Wheatfield
    • Paultron-3030
    • Owl
    • Xeraser
    @Owl @Paultron @wgiwf @Xeraser emotions are free
    In conversation about 8 months ago from poa.st permalink
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    MachineMadeDog (machinemadedog@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Apr-2024 09:19:10 JST MachineMadeDog MachineMadeDog
    in reply to
    • Wolfgirl in Wheatfield
    • Paultron-3030
    • Owl
    • Xeraser
    @Owl @Paultron @wgiwf @Xeraser "not those emotions, REAL emotions"
    In conversation about 8 months ago from poa.st permalink
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    MachineMadeDog (machinemadedog@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 11-Mar-2024 05:26:21 JST MachineMadeDog MachineMadeDog
    in reply to
    • I am just normal /k/orean :verified:
    @justnormalkorean >poison
    >true crime
    >college degree
    all massive red flags

    >never having an orgasm
    pure skill issue, on her part
    In conversation about 9 months ago from poa.st permalink
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    MachineMadeDog (machinemadedog@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 16-Nov-2023 11:41:48 JST MachineMadeDog MachineMadeDog
    in reply to
    • :epstein: Mr. Quackers :duckie: :hoggers:
    • Chinese man ? #nobot
    @BigDuck @IAMAL_PHARIUS
    In conversation about a year ago from poa.st permalink

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    MachineMadeDog (machinemadedog@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 20-Oct-2023 01:17:42 JST MachineMadeDog MachineMadeDog
    • SettlerLife
    • Otto von shitpost
    • Holiday Glen
    @ImperialAgent @SettlerLife @Ottovonshitpost zoomies were never taught the most important lesson of all, you shouldnt care about what women think.
    In conversation about a year ago from poa.st permalink
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    MachineMadeDog (machinemadedog@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 29-Sep-2023 01:47:23 JST MachineMadeDog MachineMadeDog
    in reply to
    • PinochetsCommieCopter
    • BowserNoodle ☦️
    • King_Noticer
    walled neighborhoods like in norf ireland
    In conversation about a year ago from poa.st permalink
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    MachineMadeDog (machinemadedog@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 28-Sep-2023 13:57:31 JST MachineMadeDog MachineMadeDog
    in reply to
    • skylar :confederateflag:??? :z:
    • M. Night Charlemayne
    • BowserNoodle ☦️
    • Turdicus
    • I am just normal /k/orean :verified:
    • :njp: - kill ✕ owl -
    • KushanaFan01
    • King_Noticer
    • InternetLeper
    >squid and mushroom pizza
    id try it, on that note i bet shrimp could work on a pizza
    In conversation about a year ago from poa.st permalink
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    MachineMadeDog (machinemadedog@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 28-Sep-2023 13:54:23 JST MachineMadeDog MachineMadeDog
    in reply to
    • skylar :confederateflag:??? :z:
    • M. Night Charlemayne
    • BowserNoodle ☦️
    • Turdicus
    • I am just normal /k/orean :verified:
    • :njp: - kill ✕ owl -
    • King_Noticer
    • InternetLeper
    i feel like this would birth some terrible food concoctions
    In conversation about a year ago from poa.st permalink
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    MachineMadeDog (machinemadedog@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 28-Sep-2023 13:54:21 JST MachineMadeDog MachineMadeDog
    in reply to
    • skylar :confederateflag:??? :z:
    • M. Night Charlemayne
    • BowserNoodle ☦️
    • Turdicus
    • I am just normal /k/orean :verified:
    • :njp: - kill ✕ owl -
    • King_Noticer
    • InternetLeper
    not even the worst thing thats come to mind, im going to have nightmares
    In conversation about a year ago from poa.st permalink
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    MachineMadeDog (machinemadedog@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 28-Sep-2023 13:54:20 JST MachineMadeDog MachineMadeDog
    in reply to
    • skylar :confederateflag:??? :z:
    • M. Night Charlemayne
    • BowserNoodle ☦️
    • Turdicus
    • I am just normal /k/orean :verified:
    • :njp: - kill ✕ owl -
    • King_Noticer
    • InternetLeper
    not even that far away from a pepperoni roll
    In conversation about a year ago from poa.st permalink
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    MachineMadeDog (machinemadedog@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 05-Aug-2023 09:55:36 JST MachineMadeDog MachineMadeDog
    in reply to
    • anime_outdoor
    • Groomschild
    • Zealist
    • Some German Guy
    @Some_German_Guy @Zealist @Groomschild @anime_outdoor already blasted through a campaign of benonauts 2 and id say most of the game is there, but it needs the finishing touches.
    In conversation about a year ago from poa.st permalink
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    MachineMadeDog (machinemadedog@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 09:32:34 JST MachineMadeDog MachineMadeDog
    in reply to
    • Summertime for Zeon
    • Stanley from Counter Strike: Condition Zero (2004)
    • Big Booty Monster Girls
    • Zealist
    • Twoinchdestroya
    @Zealist @WashedOutGundamPilot @Twoinchdestroya @Dicer @Curvin macross plus, but gundam would work really well
    In conversation about a year ago from poa.st permalink
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    MachineMadeDog (machinemadedog@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 31-Jul-2023 10:56:19 JST MachineMadeDog MachineMadeDog
    in reply to
    • Svantovit :bucees: :confederateflag:
    • Zealist
    • ?Hobo of The Dúnedain:confederateflag:?
    @Zealist @ConfederateHobo @Svantovit to be male is to want to be a cool dude
    In conversation Monday, 31-Jul-2023 10:56:19 JST from poa.st permalink
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    MachineMadeDog (machinemadedog@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 29-Jul-2023 12:32:24 JST MachineMadeDog MachineMadeDog
    in reply to
    • Holiday Glen
    • victor
    @victor @ImperialAgent the engine was improved, but whats the point when the gameplay was stripped and simplified for the niggercattle masses. i hate "streamlining" and "balancing" done to singleplayer games. let the players explore and find ways to break the game you never imagined.

    morrowind > oblivion >>>>>>>> skyrim
    In conversation Saturday, 29-Jul-2023 12:32:24 JST from poa.st permalink
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