Notices by Turdicus (turdicus@poa.st)

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@Rwoeidk What are the current events right now

@WoodshopHandman @Rwoeidk Ok I was aware the job market sucked but not THAT bad. I know you and others have been struggling. The layoffs I didn’t know about. Immigration sucks. Tariffs I haven’t personally seen the impact of and haven’t heard much of because everything else with Iran has taken over the news. So a lot of this is good to all see reiterated in one place

@monsterislandcolonizer Wasn’t that why Christ went through the harrowing, to save people who died before he could offer them heaven?

@tyler @get @GrungeQueef pineapple too much for you and yet you eat your own cum

@tyler @get @GrungeQueef Cool it buddy you’re not eating my cum

@tyler @GrungeQueef @get pineapple

I’m shitting in ways you never heard of in toilets you cannot understand

I need a trusted woman of fedi to begin vetting fedi women to match me up stat

RT: https://poa.st/objects/ec765b93-7bea-4ee4-bcb6-789352b355c1

sorry boss; this weekend is a gooning weekend. kicking off early and jackin it all night. don’t come looking because I’ll be yanking.

@BowsacNoodle @d0c40r0 @GolfCartLady @ForbiddenDreamer @MisterLister thank you I forgot the term, I ate my eggs that way at a diner with my friends once and they never let me forget because I made my one friend physically ill

@ForbiddenDreamer @BowsacNoodle @d0c40r0 @GolfCartLady @MisterLister it’s about drinking pee and I told a story about drinking eggs

@BowsacNoodle @d0c40r0 @GolfCartLady @ForbiddenDreamer @MisterLister Do you extend your lips like a mosquito’s snout to suck up the pee from the bowl

@Ghislaine a woman could never replace a man

@tyler I woke up mega parched last night and had to guzzle a shitload of water and I just know the jews did this

@nozaki @merchantHelios @rher Mice are good in pioneer. They’re not warping other formats. If someone tells you that they’re lying. The main ff card that showed up in ur prowess is vivi though, a very powerful marque character so at least it’s not something mega mundane like tidus’s blitzball or something gay, it’s an actual character that people really liked. Ff is a strong set but it didn’t stand a chance to the best monored deck ever seen in standard and a slew of prowess stuff that sees play in multiple old formats

@rher @merchantHelios @nozaki @transgrammaractivist people used to compare gold per weight to cards per weight and figure out which cards were worth more in weight than gold

@rher @nozaki @merchantHelios I have no idea what a 5000 dollar “beginner” deck in Magic would even be and I’ve been very regularly playing this game for over 18 years

@merchantHelios Yeah that’s why I shill stuff like pauper and more recently cube so much. Pauper is cheap cards dollar wise with less text and you can enjoy jerking it with your friends just playing lower power or simpler games. Cube is you curate the entire card pool and draft it with friends. If you don’t like a card, don’t include. If you don’t like a mechanic, don’t include it. If you want a particular card to be the power ceiling, you build everything around that. Also just collecting older stuff that is pretty is nice, or cards that you in particular think are sweet. I really like the crystal cycle from the final fantasy set for example, I want them because they’re awesome imo. Anyway I think I tangented off the point. Fuck wizards

@merchantHelios a stone cold classic tbh great pick