@nugger @doctorsex @placebo @Jonaschuzzlewit @SK1ZM @Scot_Paladin @WilhelmIII @bobbala @d0c40r0 @matty @cjd @BowsacNoodle @EssentialUtinsil @plotinus_enjoyer @stoner713 years ago a couple of friends invited me to lunch. they took me to a buffet and assured me its great because its basically unlimited steak. after eating we get up to leave and as i walk out the door i hear a horrible retching sound followed by the unmistakable sound of vomit splashing across commercial grade carpet. everyone just stands there and stares at him, feeling increasingly sick, as he plasters the hostess stand and entranceway. fighting through the smell i hurry out the door and wait for them, as soon as he walks out he just says "i almost made it out the door this time" and another friend just replies "yeah way better than last time."

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