Notices by Summertime for Zeon (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)

@mischievoustomato @BigDuck Usually see it on girls like that, it's weird. Flat chest+paunch is a bizarre combo but it's out there. Girls who hit their growth spurt at 22 and eat a lot of home cooked meals, don't really work out but stay active at home w/ the family upkeep.... that's what it reminds me of at least.

Maybe it's more common but the granola/religious girls are the ones who don't think to hide it with a pushup bra or something.

@mischievoustomato @BigDuck I don't know if they're slim, the one on the right has "homescooled girl & seed oils" body and that's what's so interesting here

@BigDuck @mischievoustomato Much like doing business in the strip club in ages past, men need some tits in the vicinity to get things done

@BigDuck Lone wolf terrorism by "BRAT" warned in INTER/POL/ memo

@mischievoustomato I've never seen a white girl dressed and acting like this but I HAVE seen much chubbier, darker versions IRL. They might be fun if you're into it but they always talk about the sportsnigs they "dated" in the past

(They think it makes you jealous and competitive)

Also waiting to see what losses we've taken so far. Fingers crossed it's a fat black female officer so we can include some exciting new racial dynamics in this conversation!

@suquili So far my chips are placed more towards "nothingburger" because the zog coal-ition entered desperately short on ordnance to begin with, and there's no way to "finish the job" other than making "deals" that will not hold up in time.

Basically this same "war" will play out a few more times until something decidedly breaks, whenever and whatever that is.

The variables it introduces COULD lead to bigger things: Will the US start rolling up bases in the ME? Will they have the bankers on board with industrializing the home front in order to actually manufacture things in the quantities needed for imperial aims? Will the arab states shake up their relationships now that actual blood and powder is being exchanged?

It's all the kind of stuff that moves the timeline slowly at its usual creeping pace. We're all just so excited to see HISTORY™ as we understand it, where years pass in weeks. But it's like an earthquake, lots of pressure has to build up along those faultlines for eons before it finally groans and slips to relief.

@wgiwf @suquili I often think "well this is kind of plain but damn, my grandsons will see some serious shit"

Okay so from the looks of things I can tentatively upgrade this whole thing to a Lesser Happening. That is different from a true happening in that it's more of an entertaining blip on te timeline, and the world will mostly return to the antequo once it's over, but it can develop into a true happening.

I hear the iranis fired off some ballistics at the carrier, and they were likely eyeballing it and trying out chinese targeting data to see if they could peg it. Unlikely to succeed but probably scared the hell out of the brass, and that does up the ante.

A refinery was hit, that sounds kind of big. Maybe things will reshuffle from the fallout of iran tagging all their fairweather arab friends.

But for now, everyone's running out the clock: *Who will run out of missiles and interceptors first? The jews? The irians? The good goys? Or... all those other brown guys? OOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhh so suspenseful! Everyone still has work tomorrow though. So let's see what happens tonight!

@Terry But a new kind of war, appropriate for the era where online shit talking displaced reality for most people.

"War" evolving into drone/missile flinging contests and spectacle where nobody can actually implement true national death on one another, where you can only ever wound a nation but never kill. Both sides are of buying time hoping the other collapses from within.

Just like internet shit talking, your most extreme game-ending win condition, your greatest weapon, is to somehow get the other guy to kill himself,.

NVM I'm tired let me know if anything cool happens

I have placed my chips, let's hope I'm wrong!

All right since we're all staying up for ragnarok-eve here:

@Echigo There is so much cope from guys with unappealing wives who just can't say "she's frumpy but she's pretty to me".

I think it gets really bad when they don't have kids together, because the guy can't accept that he's buying a salvage title at full price every year, so he has to pretend he's not alone in loving weirdo shit like super saggy boobs w/ 9" areolas or girls with hyuge noses

@merchantHelios Feed her lots of meat & eggs, HQ cheese, and make sure the sweets have real vanilla in them (not vanillin) and then taste test it again.

I have no idea if this works I'm making it up as I go but every theory needs a hypothesis

I'm still reeling from the guys pulling up a pic of that cartel guy's fat prostitute girlfriend and acting gobsmacked at her amazing phenomenal beauty.

She looks like a walmart cashier to me.

@bronze Yet a delta captain making $340,000 a year will drag you into a corner to show you this "smokin hot latina I've been talking to" and give you a judgemental eyeroll when you point at this pudgeroll

@Jean_Philippe_Micheaux Over here more than 2/3 of our brown women have herpes at least, bacterial STDs are something like 20-30%.

If you keep to white girls it's not SO bad, but it ain't great!

I've found that all the horny dickslingers playing with tinder whores (in 2026!) have much, MUCH worse taste in women and female aesthetics than the trucel hentai addict.

They are blinded by eating gruel, every chunky brown halfbreed with heavy lids and rugby bones is a "fuckin 10 out of 10", and they'll show up the next day to tell you about the "amazing" and deranged chimeras they pump. "Woah, this girls is persion and vietnamese, SO HOT" and you look at a pic of "mom's least-fat friend" energy personified.

It's insane. At least the stone cole incel can accurately look at a 6 and call it! Meanwhile the guy who gets a lot of pussy gets all starry eyed at a creature like this:

@mischievoustomato @DEERBLOOD I've only ever done it w/ relationship women, way, WAY too risky everywhere else. I don't even drink outside the house to begin with, I'm sure that's the one day I'll run into something I could only handle sober.

But it's anime girl so it's more like a "would you have underwhelming sex in exchange for her RUINING your mattress & couch with vomit overnight?" so it's not so cut and dry....