Notices by John Rando (john_rando@poa.st)

@IAMAL_PHARIUS Maybe just build entrances and skip the complexes? Then laugh as uncle scam spends billions pulverizing a useless hill with bombs? That's what I'd do.

@deprecated_ii @KaiserKitty Sounds like he got vibe checked

@deprecated_ii I don't know if kids these days even know how to drive a stick shift.

On the other hand though, a stick shift makes it harder to text while driving or do a livestream so I can see why it's not as popular anymore.

If the government was serious about people not fucking with their sail-foams while driving they'd be encouraging the production and sale of stick shifts.

@graf Can't you just pirate it?

@IAMAL_PHARIUS @Eiswald Danish army only has about 25,000 active duty personnel. LFG!

@Meatyfren88 @IAMAL_PHARIUS Oh well. At least this proves he's not a faggot homosexual and knows how to hit on women. If this is what gets him caught I hope he at least smiles like that for his mugshot. Would be kino af.

@samjayganges @KarlDahl @CliffSecord @Humpleupagus @BattleDwarfGimli @GoyGirl @LatigoMorgan @pepsi_man Agree. Being a military brat screwed me up pretty badly. I still remember my first real friend from childhood. Then my Dad got a new assignment and we moved away. Then I had to start all over. It got to the point where I stopped bothering with making friends. I still have a hard time with that.

@sickburnbro @JedKron1248 I think they pulled the amount out of their ass. Cut off all gibs, and make it so that any person or company that hires them has all assets seized and the people involved get long prison sentences and they will eventually self deport.

@wertimer @IAMAL_PHARIUS @deprecated_ii @professionalbigot69 Do you really want to be eating people? I mean, there's so many drugs and medications people are on. You wouldn't want to be eatin' on some dude using statins. Or some chick on anti-psychotics.

@deprecated_ii @professionalbigot69 @synapsid To be honest sometimes we have issues understanding the motivations of our rulers.

@WashedOutGundamPilot @bladerunner What dignity is there in struggling alone without any meaningful result?

@coolboymew @Shadowman311 That's weird, I thought employers allowed for the use of sick time for necessary medical/dental appointments? At least that's mine's policy. No fucking way am I using my vacation time for a dentist appointment.

Seriously, at least when an employer allows it then you can let them know ahead of time you'll be out so they can plan for it.

@sickburnbro This is why when I am submitting resume's I always do my best to use as many words from the job posting as possible. I figure if they're automating the process they will be looking for words in the resume that match up with the posting. The strategy has served me well so far.

Though it won't help with stupidity like we see in the OP.

@sickburnbro @nugger Banning auto transmissions would do wonders for all the retards who like to text and drive.

@deprecated_ii @RustyCrab Just like online dating.

@sickburnbro @SK1ZM @nugger @Monsignor_DickFace @NitroDubs @deprecated_ii Probably desperate foreigners living 20 to a three bedroom house. The only reason they post this shit is so they can say they need more H1B visa scaboids since nobody in the country already will do the work.

@sj_zero @BowsacNoodle My last major purchase was a brand new Suzuki SV-650 some years back, before the interest rates climbed up. Promotional 1.99% interest for three years? Sheeeit, that's less than the inflation rate nigguh!!! All my prior purchases were used vehicles but for once I wanted something new. Given how shit the used market is now, it may come to a point that I might as well buy a new vehicle, if I'm not saving that much buying used anymore.

@BowsacNoodle @sj_zero I might have to buy another car soon. Not looking forward to it. Used cars aren't nearly as cheap or good as they used to be.

@BowsacNoodle @sj_zero I had to remove the air filter box, the battery, battery pan, the air intake and throttle body just to replace the starter in my car. It actually went better than I anticipated. Then I found that the transmission fluid fill tube had broken in half at some point. Apparently it's common with my model of car. So I had to order that too. It's only held in place where it attaches to the transmission and about midway up the tube. So half of it just freely vibrates over the years until stress fractures snap it in half.

The big problem is they keep stuffing more and more shit under the hood of the car, until there's no free space left to get your hands on things. When I look at the cavernous engine compartments of old 60s and 70s cars I feel envious.

@McMongoose @j @djsumdog I know a lot of utility workers. The plant that treats the water needs constant maintenance, lots of electricity and the chemicals needed to clean and decontaminate the water. It's not particularly cheap, especially the salaries of the workers keeping it all running. So say all you want how the water is your right. Someone has to pay for it, and if the workers do not get paid, they will not show up for work and then nobody gets water.

That said, everybody should know how to turn their water on and off. After all, sometimes you need to change out a water heater or maybe a pipe starts leaking and needs repair. You should also know how to turn the gas on and off if you have that too. Had a job done at the house once where the city worker forgot to turn the gas back on afterwards. This was summertime so I didn't notice until winter came and I was wondering why my gas heater didn't work. The valve was locked with this weird device that I did not have the tool for. But I was able to get it open with one of my deep sockets that was just about the right size. They even sell the tools for that too.