Notices by Bridgelurker Kip (jedkron1248@poa.st)

Visiting friends and going to a normie nerd event today. Long drive over the last few days, but it will hopefully be worth it. Please refrain from posting Uncle A edits and anime to dry, I want to check in every so often without revealing my power level.

(Carry on as usual, I'll scroll responsibly)

@SuperSnekFriend @Gran3Walder In public, she gets to wear a nice dress. At home, she can wear the sex shorts as a treat (for me).

@GoyGirl @caekislove @verita84 It didn't fit in a pithy comment, but I do think individual women can be quite funny within smaller circles (predominantly family), but it's a byproduct of them being an asset to the home. Aside from laughter gained from mishap, most of women being funny within family circles comes from them being themselves, not trying to make a faceless mass laugh. Their ideal audience knows them intimately, and can best appreciate subtle changes or common trends that make every day interactions hilarious.

A woman is funniest when her nature shines through to those who know her best. The crass female comedians utilize their womanhood as well, but since no one in the audience can really know and appreciate them, they have to appeal to the most common and base elements of the female sex.

@caekislove @verita84 Female Comedian, America? Pussy jokes and politics

Female Comedian, Japan? Geisha acts and obese nudity

It's almost like women aren't funny.

(Tomochika is kinda funny with her pizza delivery bit, but Morisanchuu is just frumpy fat women doing crazy things)

@sickburnbro I've seen ladies on here talking about intentionally "baby-bombing" other young women they meet along the way, almost always inciting this sort of reaction (if not a birthrate boom) in them. Modern young women are intentionally isolated from children, and often the only ones they see are the noisy brown ones.

@waifu Cute

@waifu The crux of the lawsuit is (afaik) their handling of the $999 "30th anniversary" set where they printed a bunch of them, then when they weren't selling/generated all sorts of negativity, they shut sales down after an hour and claimed it sold out. Evidence then surfaced of WotC dumping the unsold inventory into a landfill.

It's a board of directors gayop thing, not anything that impacts non-shareholders. They absolutely are using MTG Fortnitification to keep Hasbro solvent, though. If they didn't tell shareholders that and instead pretended that everything was still doing ok, that might also be the grounds they're suing on.

Idc either way, I buy cheap singles to support my LGS and proxy the rest.

@sickburnbro I'm not sure how to feel about him honeypotting homos. I appreciate the work he's getting done, but at some point you start to ask questions.

As the bear said, "this isn't really about the hunting, is it?"

@waifu Most people buying cards don't play anymore, it's all a collector's market. The healthiest way to interact with the cards is to just buy the characters you like, and pray no one else likes them enough to drive the price sky high

@waifu It's a pretty card for sure

@sapphire @prettygood Classic

@sickburnbro "Signals support"

I want to believe, so badly. I want SOME good news. But likely it'll have a nice carveout for israelis and we'll be getting yet another "Fell For It" award.

@waifu Huh. I'm not a creative sort, but I get obsessed with stuff at times as well. Usually I'll eventually overindulge and burn out after a while, so maybe it's just a burst of creativity that needs to be exhausted? If she starts telling you to make sacrifices and that she's real but trapped, that's the time to start panicking and burning things.

@waifu Oh no, she's cute

@sickburnbro If, in exchange for never voting again, everyone dumber than me also never gets to vote, I am more than willing to serve as the threshold.

@waifu Yup that's a pretty good reason. Cheap meals are cheap, but eventually you run out of copper for bread crusts. I'm rooting for her, neet elf girlfailure has a certain "I can fix her" charm to it. Keep me updated on the (hopeful) success of her adventures lol

@waifu Chaotic apathetic lol.

Depending on the world's lore, someone like an elf would have a totally different outlook on life than a human or other short-lived race. Unless you're SUPER strange or have something you really need, why go adventuring? You have a very long natural lifespan that will only end early through violence; why expose yourself to violence? Humans live hard and die quick, but if you're ageless and surrounded by unending natural bounty, you've gotta have a good reason to get off your elven ass and do something.

@waifu Elf neet adventurer sounds funny and fun to play, I wish success upon neet elf.

@Goalkeeper They should beat him harder, tbh. The lesson clearly hasn't set in.

@waifu Cute