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✠Panzer-Tan✠ (panzertan@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 17-Jan-2025 07:30:18 JST 
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wtf(what the frick) they made the bunny girls from my chinese cartoons real?!?!(bunnygirl contest from 1969) -
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✠Panzer-Tan✠ (panzertan@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 17-Jan-2025 04:06:00 JST
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I think I will purchase that dumpy crackhouse in the ghetto of bumfucknowheresville like the boomers keep telling me to and turn it into a barcade so my fellow young men can have somewhere to relax and unwind after a long day of wrapping burritos at the local chipotle and making orange chicken at the local panda express. -
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✠Panzer-Tan✠ (panzertan@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 16-Jan-2025 05:03:46 JST
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I think I shall take the career path of robbing and scamming the rich and out of touch boomers/gen-x -
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✠Panzer-Tan✠ (panzertan@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Jan-2025 05:10:35 JST
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R.I.P PREGUMIN BOT
2021-2024
🪦 :bball1::bball2::susball::borb1:
:Minecraft: :Minecraft: :Minecraft: :Minecraft: :Minecraft: :Minecraft:
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✠Panzer-Tan✠ (panzertan@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Jan-2025 04:56:06 JST
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rural americana but with anime girls -
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✠Panzer-Tan✠ (panzertan@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 12-Jan-2025 10:52:11 JST
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this is supposed to be Makarov from the Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare series, but he looks less like Makarov and more like he's gonna scam my grandma out of her credit card info -
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✠Panzer-Tan✠ (panzertan@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 12-Jan-2025 09:10:52 JST
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jorkin my peadnits to sexy pics of touhou girls on the 5PM redline but no one's saying anything since they all understand I'm an unhoused individual being forced to tickle the pickle here since they kicked me out of the McDonalds gender neutral restroom and privacy has been made an unaffordable privilege by those dang dirty capitalists(they are all hecking decent human beings😊) -
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✠Panzer-Tan✠ (panzertan@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jan-2025 15:06:21 JST
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getting left in the middle of nowhere after getting kicked off the Poast Train( I got to silly) -
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✠Panzer-Tan✠ (panzertan@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 10-Jan-2025 11:30:12 JST
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>imagine if DeviantArt was a gallery
>enter main floor from the street
>fairly normal looking art pieces
>seems alright so far
>you keep wandering through
>shortly you've reached the end of all the exhibits on the main floor
>however, off to one of the far ends appears to be a stairwell leading to a lower level
>assuming there's more art there you start making your way to the stairwell
>just as you are about to enter the stairwell, one of the employees rushes over and steps in front of you, blocking your path
>the employee tells you "I'd...uh...wouldn't go down there if I were you..."
>confused you ask "why not, is that part of the gallery not open to the public?"
>the employee shrugs "well it is, but there's not really anything you'd want to see down there..."
>you reply "well I'd like to see it"
>defeated, the employee steps off to the side letting you through, but not before saying "don't say I didn't warn you"
>you start making your way down the stairwell
>as you descend down the stairwell, it becomes clear that something's amiss, between the flickering fluorescent lights, the paint peeling off the walls and the dated and worn flooring, that this part of the gallery doesn't seem to be as well kept as the main floor
>eventually you reach the lower floor
>before you is a metal double door
>not thinking much of it, you step through
>the first thing that immediately hits you is the smell
>a wretched smell of numerous body odors in various states of decay
>once you had finished coughing and dry heaving you look up
>before you stands an army's worth of autistic individuals all going about their day and making some of the most autistic art you've ever seen
>a small voice in the back of your mind is screaming at you to turn around and leave, but morbid curiosity gets the better of you, so you venture further
>as you begin to venture further, you begin seeing sights you can't even begin to comprehend
>walls lined with low quality memes featuring all sorts of children's cartoon characters that only make sense to their creators
>you look around, only to be greeted with ms paint drawings of naked cartoon characters that look like they were drawn by children
>but yet they weren't, as not too far off you can see a group of full grown spergs hard at work making similar drawings, some of them being even older than yourself
>you keep wandering in this dimly lit hellscape, only to see pictures of sonic characters accommodating every known fetish and then some
>feet pics of sonic characters, sonic characters being inflated, sonic characters wearing diapers, etc.
>as you gaze over the wall of sonic fetish art, you spy a greasy, unwashed, obese, low functioning autist rather obsessively staring at one of the photos, what looks like one of a poorly drawn amy rose in a compromising position, the autist's hand buried deep in the front of his stained and tattered sweatpants
>sensing your presence, the sperg glares over his shoulder at you with a soul piercing stare through greasy coke bottle lensed glasses
>the sperg then lets out a blood curdling scream
>the atmosphere of this space suddenly changes to one of fear and panic
>everywhere the spergs all start freaking out about the intruder
>screaming, running around, autistically hitting themselves
>realizing you're no longer welcome in this space and now probably in danger
>you start sprinting back towards the exit, trying to dodge all the spergs who are now in full panic mode
>eventually you reach the doors from which you entered and desperately burst through them, running back up the stairs
>you run back up the stairs and through the main floor gallery
>the employee from before tries to once again block your path, but you are in such a state of fear that you shove him out of the way before he can even get in a smug "I told you so"
>dazed, the employee watches you run out the main doors and back onto the street
>as he sees this, he looks back at the stairwell and sighs, wishing they can do something about what's down there -
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✠Panzer-Tan✠ (panzertan@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 03-Jan-2025 07:50:15 JST
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oh yeah it's gamer time -
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✠Panzer-Tan✠ (panzertan@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 02-Jan-2025 04:25:07 JST
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The piss poasts will get worse this year I will make more of them I regret nothing -
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✠Panzer-Tan✠ (panzertan@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 02-Jan-2025 03:05:16 JST
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@Turkleton @magicalthinking The ice cream man occasionally comes around my house, but not as often as he used to. Perhaps this summer I should buy an ice cream from him. -
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✠Panzer-Tan✠ (panzertan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Jan-2025 14:37:13 JST
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praying for all the gymbros who are gonna have to deal with all the new years resolution people at the gym -
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✠Panzer-Tan✠ (panzertan@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 27-Dec-2024 03:45:54 JST
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When the FPS game has a train level -
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✠Panzer-Tan✠ (panzertan@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Dec-2024 09:20:28 JST
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I hope Santa Claus leaves a cute anime girl for me under my Christmas Tree -
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✠Panzer-Tan✠ (panzertan@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 20-Dec-2024 04:23:47 JST
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Feliz Jueves! -
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✠Panzer-Tan✠ (panzertan@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Dec-2024 03:50:14 JST
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I would like to go to the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid in Memphis Tennessee -
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✠Panzer-Tan✠ (panzertan@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 07-Dec-2024 11:34:26 JST
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HD Remaster of an ad I made for Poast -
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✠Panzer-Tan✠ (panzertan@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 01-Dec-2024 12:17:19 JST
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"wow, they sure are getting upset over that cartoon girl. I don't see why though, I think she's cute" -
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✠Panzer-Tan✠ (panzertan@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Nov-2024 01:21:41 JST
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I'm probably gonna get kicked out of the moobment for this, but I think Hava Nagila's a bop
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