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In 2016, a marble female figurine dating back approximately 8,000 years was discovered in the Neolithic settlement of Çatalhöyük in Anatolia (Turkey).

The figurine of a very full-figured mature woman is 17 cm high, 11 cm wide, and weighs approximately one kilogram. It was buried directly on a low platform, where it stood with a piece of obsidian nearby.

Unlike most Paleolithic Venuses, this statuette has a head and a well-defined face

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elftummy?:confederateflag:??????????? (elftummy@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Nov-2025 02:02:50 JST

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The fun part about being a landchad is that every day is something different.

One day it’s plumbing, another it’s carpentry, and almost every day is painting.

But yesterday some electrical. Just swapping out some outlets.

You know how much an electrician woulda charged for that?

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elftummy?:confederateflag:??????????? (elftummy@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Nov-2025 06:32:57 JST

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@get @creamqueen so true

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elftummy?:confederateflag:??????????? (elftummy@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Nov-2025 06:20:32 JST

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@get @creamqueen can't see what you're replying to

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elftummy?:confederateflag:??????????? (elftummy@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 03-Nov-2025 17:56:32 JST

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Gm

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elftummy?:confederateflag:??????????? (elftummy@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 02-Nov-2025 12:23:07 JST

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I got that NOG in me

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elftummy?:confederateflag:??????????? (elftummy@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Oct-2025 14:37:24 JST

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@freepatriot

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elftummy?:confederateflag:??????????? (elftummy@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Oct-2025 14:37:24 JST

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FreedomPatriot

@freepatriot Research FDR "Brain Trust"
They used to brag about this a lot

The tldr is that FDR was the original Biden: practically brain dead, with the government being run by a bunch of jews while they kept the body on ice

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elftummy?:confederateflag:??????????? (elftummy@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 27-Oct-2025 01:09:05 JST

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Feed your foid

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elftummy?:confederateflag:??????????? (elftummy@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 25-Oct-2025 08:41:10 JST

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Just Bought $250,000 Worth of Cocaine

No, that’s not a typo.

That’s roughly 5 kilograms of ultra-pure, Bolivian flake — the kind of white asset class that’s been outperforming fiat, faith, and fiscal restraint since the 1980s.

Most people would call it criminal.
But let me explain the thesis.

Each gram goes for about $50 today. But over the past 40 years, the street price of premium product has defied gravity, inflation, and international law — up nearly 900% since Reagan, and still climbing every time the Fed hikes rates.

Meanwhile, governments keep inflating currencies and deflating dopamine. The world runs on anxiety and Adderall, but the real energy trade has always been white, scarce, and globally liquid.

So what happens when the next crash hits, the markets freeze, and morale evaporates?

When optimism becomes contraband, those who held the original confidence powder — the “hard assets” of the happiness economy — will see their margins skyrocket. Supply will vanish overnight, replaced by fentanyl-laced impostors and corporate substitutes.

My $250,000 position, therefore, isn’t a “stash.”
It’s an asymmetrical hedge against stagnation, prohibition, and despair.

Worst case? I sit on $250,000 of historically inelastic demand — a tangible, portable reserve currency that never decays and always clears.

Best case? Prices triple, cartels consolidate, or governments legalize and institutionalize the product, turning legacy purity into a collectible, tradable relic of the analog high.

It’s not Bitcoin. It’s not bullion.
It’s not even biotech.

It’s five kilos of compressed confidence —
a hedge against inflation, legislation, and motivation itself.

That’s deep value.

That’s the Cocaine Standard.

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elftummy?:confederateflag:??????????? (elftummy@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 25-Oct-2025 02:17:57 JST

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Just had breakfast

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elftummy?:confederateflag:??????????? (elftummy@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 25-Oct-2025 02:17:56 JST

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M. Night Charlemayne

@DEERBLOOD It must be, that's why people are so delighted at having "breakfast for dinner" but I've never even heard of having the reverse

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elftummy?:confederateflag:??????????? (elftummy@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 25-Oct-2025 02:10:35 JST

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@King_Noticer @BowsacNoodle I asked the Google AI to rewrite the team rocket theme but make it about obesification
>generating content that promotes body shaming or focuses on making people gain weight in a derogatory or non-consensual context goes against my safety guidelines.

The jews are targeting me specifically