Notices by Yaoi Box Balloon (monsoonrains@mastodon.social)

@fesshole She'd probably change her mind if she met a real alcoholic.

I love a drink(s) but my God. What. I absolutely could not drink they amount many do.

@skinnylatte I don't understand fusion restaurants as a concept. So here's one cuisine with another. OK that's great for me that's... food?

@fesshole Straight people are kooky

@fesshole Good.

@fesshole Reminds me of the Vicar of Dibley.

"Why do you always write Frank's obituary? He's not dead!"

"I know, but I just find it calms me."

@fesshole I did NOT know the second. Well that's my TIL for the day.

@fesshole I'm sorry they what. Do you even get a choice?

"Rounding up for charity..." thems fighting words.

@fesshole Now this is a refreshing change from the traditional drunk pissing in cupboards.

@fesshole I feel like media (old and new) has a lot to answer for when it comes to mental health. It's gotten even worse since the rona.

@fesshole I get that.

You'll never guess what I thought "chef de partie" meant...

@fesshole I wouldn't know doors just open for me for fear of what I would do to them if they didn't.

@fesshole There are more supposed functioning adults in the world who need full time care than I thought possible

@fesshole This is actually so good I love you

@fesshole And didn't even give you a few drops of ket. So inconsiderate.

@fesshole Simple solution to avoiding this in the future is to not wear pants

@fesshole Shouldn't even be a big thing but still roflcopter

@fesshole I had a very abusive boss. Traumatized me for a decade. I find this very difficult to condemn.

@fesshole When you need to go, you need to go.

At least you're considerate enough to keep it as hidden as possible given the circumstances.

@fesshole Oh my God. Luton or Stansted? Luton or Stansted? Both are equally so utterly horrific I know I would flip a coin hope it somehow explodes and kills me.

@fesshole What a weird thing to have in an office. If it's an office.

The glue, not the biscuits.