Notices by schratze (schratze@todon.nl)

I want you to know that if you write cursive and your n looks like u and your u looks like ū, I despise you with every fiber of my being

I have sold my entire stake in vampires

Beste Quellen für absurden Unsinn in der deutschen Sprache: Pilznamen, Jägersprache, Geologie

Protip if you're sending me phishing mail: do not use Swiss German for the phishing mail. I don't speak Swiss German. No one in my company does

*walks around your neighborhood shaking all the magpies*

Who on here is jealous of that guy in the Magellan strait actually experiencing vore in real life and not dying

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cly50k8zypmo

Oh you're trying to avoid Charybdis but you steered too far to the other side? Scyll issue

Magellan strait? Actually, it is misguided to ascribe our present-day conceptions of sexual and romantic orientation onto people who lived in the 16th century

@puniko und trägst du auch was um den Hals? :blobcatfingerguns:

My brother keeps telling me about his favorite Syrian restaurant in Saxony where they serve you food and say "schmegge lasse"

One of the things that give me immense joy is when an immigrant community accent combines with a regional one.

I talked to this guy yesterday who had a Turkish-German and a strong Swabian accent at the same time. Absolutely amazing

Being lured outside by the bright sun and blue sky and freezing to the ground instantly

Finde es extrem erheiternd, wie hier so getan wird als würde "Akademiker:in" und "Arbeiter:in" sich gegenseitig ausschließen.

Versuch doch mal heutzutage ohne Studienabschluss an einen Job zu kommen, wo du nicht jeden Tag bis zum Umkippen malochst, um dir Miete und Essen leisten zu können.

https://troet.cafe/@ndaktuell/113997175411338536

Trotzdem, ich bin nach wie vor der Ansicht dass alle Mitglieder des Bundestags sowie des Bundesrats und aller anderen Parlamente hier im Land von genau den Bürgergeldsätzen leben sollten, die sie selber beschließen, und sich keinen Cent mehr dazuverdienen dürfen sollten

The blackbirds are practicing their song, very quietly, only for themselves 🥹

Why is it called the "Gulf" of Mexico when it's larger than the North and Baltic "Sea"

USians: "I'm proud of the colors of my flag, red white and blue!"

The rest of the world:

Not me talking to the crows I'm feeding the exact same way I used to talk to the cats, up to and including giving them sweet nicknames

@owl @CatsWhoCode @loren I'm not looking at bird photos online, I'm loon scrolling