Notices by schratze (schratze@todon.nl)

@welshpixie my favorite underwear as a linguist

Am I hallucinating or is the German diphthong /a͜ʊ/ shiftinɡ into /ɔ͜ʊ/ or /o͜u/ in real time

Was glaubt ihr wie lange noch bis die Wagenknecht auf mysteriöse Weise aus irgendeinem Fenster fliegt

today is a horrible day to admit that I've never seen anything directed by David Lynch

Wisst ihr was keine Maul- und Klauenseuche bekommt? Hülsenfrüchte

can y'all stop fucking calling Zuckerberg a lizard man

there's enough wrong with the guy that has nothing to do with him being jewish. You don't have to resort to antisemitic rhetoric

@puniko yeah even ostensibly tiny SUVs such as the Aygo X are still so much more dangerous for pedestrians and cyclists

@puniko this is true in the US, but does it also apply elsewhere?

@puniko wäre auch ein Ansatz

@puniko Schaumtorten für Liberalos, Pflastersteine für Faschos

you wouldn't arm a dillo

GO -> go outside
OUTSIDE
and look 👀 LOOK
go outside and look
👁️ < 🐦 🦉 🦆
GO OUTSIDE and look at BIRDS
NOW YOU SEE IT NOW YOU SEE

You all want to be Snufkin but most of you are just Snorkmaiden

@tagesschau müsste mal einer

There are two types of smokers:

1. is the smoke bothering you? I'm so sorry I'll move away please don't hate me

2. *stands at the open train door ten minutes before the train leaves, lights up and blows all the smoke inside the train*

An important skill for navigating the internet is reading a generalized statement and knowing whether or not to append "in the US" to it in your head

@bean oof ouch my stomach lining

Bovine Spongiforme Wagenknecht

@DerAsket @slothrop @nerdherz Gewalt gegen Nazis ist immer gerechtfertigt. Anders kommen wir gegen die nicht an.

@owl
When you were developing LLMs, I studied linguistics. When you were purchasing github, I mastered software version control. While you wasted your days fiddling with DALL-E in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated inner strength. And now that the datacenters are on fire and the prompt engineers are at the gate, you have the audacity to come to me for help.