Notices by schratze (schratze@todon.nl)

I need to find a way to pronounce ä normally. This sound isn't part of my native dialect. Whenever I hyperarticulate it to make sure the other person understands that there's an ä there, not an e, I throw them off completely. This has already caused way too much confusion

Apparently people don't like it when you go kÄÄÄÄÄse in their face

I just realized that people who put national flags in their display name on here aren't necessarily nationalists. Some of them just have absolutely no idea what's going on

"my wife is Polish and she doesn't know how to pronounce her own last name"

oh so you mean your wife is US-American with some Polish family history

@puniko was

I wanted to become a jet pilot, but they told me I wasn't suited for the job because of my ejection sensitivity

I swear to god if I hear that Niemöller poem quoted ONE MORE FUCKING TIME

@mynameistillian what would that mean?

Bunch of white people at the grocery store apparently named their kid "Shanaya" :blobcatglance:

I respect wood pigeons because they're never really flying. You can only describe their method of locomotion as "barreling"

Just fuck my shit up

Nope. Thunderstorm has been canceled. No huge drop in temperature today

hmm

Anyone have recommendations for four-player coop games?

Need to run on steam and both windows and linux.

So far, we have enjoyed

- Left 4 Dead 1 & 2
- Back 4 Blood
- Divinity: Original Sin 2
- Baldur's Gate 3
- Mechwarrior 5 Mercenaries & Clans

I dream of a future in which I don't have to look at national flags being waved around everywhere on the fedi

Oh you have ADHD? So which skill trees are you speccing into?

-time blindness
-dyslexia
-dyspraxia
-emotional instability
-rejection sensitivity
-no object permanence
-financial inaccountability
-constantly paying the ADHD tax

Fireflies! Hundreds of fireflies!!

conflating a people with its government is like conflating a person calling for help with the person holding a knife to their throat

me: so I have some ceramics I want to bake
kleinanzeigen: oh yeah can do
me: oh right, I also need to water my horses
kleinanzeigen: gotcha
me: oh and before Iforget, i'm also looking for a kettle to boil sausages in
kleinanzeigen: you won't fucking believe this but

Was? :blobcatmaths: