Notices by Rocketman (slothrop@chaos.social)

@molly0xfff Regulators, cops and everyone else will be absolutely *thrilled* at being inundated with AI-generated reports of unknown relevance.

Insisting that everyone should have a clear, recognizable and unchangeable gender only makes sense if you want to treat people of different genders differently.

Which you clearly shouldn't.

Is there a name for that state where you're outwardly living a perfectly normal bourgeois existence, but at the back of your mind, a gremlin keeps telling you "maybe you should try setting up a home server after all..." ?

After other countries have exhausted the available alternatives, #Romania takes a chance, and elects someone smart for a change.

https://mathstodon.xyz/@christianp/114532741164500558

Liebe Leute, gibt es zufällig jemanden im Süden / Südwesten von #München, wo ich morgen (Samstag) Abend mit dem Zelt übernachten könnte?

Ich bin freundlich und pflegeleicht. Toilette, Wasserhahn und Steckdose wären nett. Sonst brauche ich nix.

Fixed the pants.

Floss is great!

Reached my campsite for the night 🏕️

It’s the local kayak club. I paid 8,50€, and that includes not only the hot shower, but also a cold beer 🍺

Had a really difficult time getting it up. But I finally made it, and now I’m satisfied

I’m talking about the tent, of course

Today was only an appetizer for the new bike: 25km, 1:20h.

Tomorrow I’ve got 137km planned - the longest I’ve ever ridden in a single day!

Let’s see if I make it. If not, no problem- I’ll just ride more on Sunday, and/or head to the nearest train station and catch a ride home.

But I’m going to at least try.

#bike #cycling #BikeTooter

Despite today’s #bike rise being really short, I still managed to get the bottom 10cm of my pants leg caught in the chain, almost tearing them off.

Great chance to try my emergency sewing kit!

Aaaaand here we are 🤩🤩🤩🚵♂️

#bike #cycling #BikeTooter

Today I’m picking up my new bike! 🚲🥰

The shop is 300+ km from where I live, so I’ll be riding it home over the weekend.

On the train there now. Pickup is early afternoon. Then I’ll hop on a train to cover part of the distance, and ride for maybe 1.5 hours in the evening.

Then camp, and a long ride tomorrow.

#cycling #bike #BikeTooter

I’m riding regional trains only today. This takes a little longer, but saves me a bunch of money because I have a #Deutschlandticket .

Guy behind me in the train is explaining to his friends how free public transport would be awesome, and make travel easier and cheaper.

@evan I won't.

But unfortunately I don't have time to go out today. Though I really should go to one of the demonstrations celebrating the defeat of fascism and Germany's capitulation 80 years ago. (Can't believe we're having to do this again)

@evan I've read most of Pynchon's books, some even in public; but I'm not sure I've ever read one in public on May 8 specifically.

Oh. 60 million USD, apparently.

It's one jet. How much could it cost?

https://mastodon.social/@bruno_j_navarro/114466157189237285

This is horrific.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c9qw274w72vo

@GreenSkyOverMe Oh it's fine. I ended up handing out someone else's money 🤣