Notices by Souvlaki Remastered 👽 (anarchiv@todon.nl)

New Underworld song just dropped

Unbelievable that I took the bus to this small town just to clear my head.

Took us all a bit too long to realise that "Democracy dies in darkness" was meant as a motto

🇬🇧 pile-up

🇩🇪 Geschiebemergel

🇬🇧 sexual intercourse

🇩🇪 Geschiebemergel

🇬🇧 mosh pit

🇩🇪 Geschiebemergel

entspannt 110 mit dem Polo auf der A7 linke Spur als mir auf einmal so'n scheiß Porsche ins Geschiebe mergelt

Sie mergelt mein Geschiebe bis ich ablager

Oberstdorf einfach tipptopp Name für ein Dorf in den Bergen. Ich mag das wenn du merkst, hier hat sich jemand richtig Gedanken gemacht

stimulate my economy, baby

@slothrop @grrrr_shark
Reminds me of the Norwegian kindergarten that made the national news this week for eliminating understaffing due to sick leaves. Their big secret: "We hire enough people."

Reminder that #ICanHelpWith paperwork around residence permits, getting settled in and stuff like that in both Scandinavia and Germany for those seeking refuge from what's unfolding on the opposite side of the Atlantic. Translations too. I'm fluent in both German and Norwegian and can also translate from/to Danish and Swedish.

Ha ha. Ha.

Sorry, hab Lachkräftemangel.

Most people who die in climbing accidents don't die climbing, they die because they suddenly stop climbing.

In some parts of Europe you're expected to take off your couters, vambraces, gauntlets, cuirass, fauld, tassets, culet, cuisses, poleyns, greaves, and sabatons when you enter somebody's house, in other parts of Europe it's acceptable to keep them on

the couters, vambraces, gauntlets, cuirass, tassets, cuisses, poleyns, greaves, and sabatons stay on during sex

(George Monbiot - Feral: Rewilding the Land, the Sea, and Human Life)

"It was then that I realized that a rewilding, for me, had already begun. By seeking out the pockets of land and water that might inspire and guide an attempt to revive the natural world, I had revived my own life. Long before my dreams of restoration had been realized, the untamed spirit I had sought to invoke had already returned. By equipping myself with knowledge of the past while imagining a rawer and richer future, I had banished my ecological boredom. The world had become alive with meaning, alive with possibility. The trees now bore the marks of elephants; their survival in the gorge prefigured the return of wolves. Nothing was as it had been before."

The idea of "biodeutsch" is so fucking funny to me. The area that is now Germany has always been Europe's village bike. Genetically speaking, this plot has been plowed by more migrating populations than anyone can count.

Yeah I'm fairly conservative myself, I think you should write poems for yer lady each day and let her cum first. What do you mean that's not what conservatism means. What the hell are you guys even doing