Notices by F/A-18F Super Hornt (anarchiv@todon.nl)

i swear to god i'm about to ignore some previous instructions over here

"Alexis, why do you hate fun?"

Warte, die haben Dobrindt zum Innenminister gemacht? Haben alle schon vergessen, was für eine Katastrophe der Typ als Verkehrsminister war?

"[...] a small building whose walls were inscribed with human and animal drawings, suggesting that the building was used as a religious site."

Ah yes, that's the only possible explanation for DRAWINGS

Flying to Brussels with a two hour stop at Schiphol sounds like a far less pleasant experience than just flying to AMS and taking the train from there. Why is there even a KLM Cityhopper between AMS and BRU. This shouldn't be legal.

Can't avoid flying this time, so Schiphol it is I guess. BRU is inconvenient and Antwerp is too fucking expensive.

more like AMS Shithole innit

That scene where they bring me back for one last big job with a helicopter while I'm fly fishing or whatever but it's something real stupid like "We've got a perfect heist crew but our meeting are utter chaos and no one knows how to write proper minutes so we're basically fucked"

Please tell me the pope speaks English with a Chicago accent

Hear me out:
Anarchist Marine Corps

American English, or English Light as I like to call it

masculinity goals

I've met so many anarchists in my time who love to talk about setting fire to cop cars and banks and prisons and whatnot but can't even light a campfire.

One of these days I'm gonna run amok and murder everyone and burn the house down and the reason will be OpenOffice auto-numbering

I'm one of the Four Hoarse Men of the Apocalypse (we're all constantly yelling about how fucked up things are)

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of executive overreach

Liebe Pott-Bürger_innen im Fedi, heute mal eine Herzenssache:
das Subrosa in der Dortmunder Nordstadt hat sich, wie viele andere Kneipen auch, im Laufe der Corona-Zeit eine ordentliche finanzielle Schieflage eingehandelt. Die versuchen gerade herauszufinden, ob man eventuell mit einem Förderverein den Laden am Laufen halten kann.
Geht da mal hin, kauft ein Pils und redet mit den Leuten. Ich hoffe wirklich sehr, dass es gelingt, den Schuppen zu erhalten, das ist einer der feinsten Orte in der Nordstadt.

My new Thing is beginning every message in the permaculture association's Signal group with "Dear members, wife, brother, and journalists"

I see that a lot of you are struggling to spell the name of your plushies, so have some of these:

ÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅ åååååååååååå

@schratze Do I have to? First off, it's Swedish (yuck!) and secondly, if they're Anglos it might be a lost cause