Notices by Hillbilly Requiem (anarchiv@todon.nl)

One of these days I'm gonna run amok and murder everyone and burn the house down and the reason will be OpenOffice auto-numbering

I'm one of the Four Hoarse Men of the Apocalypse (we're all constantly yelling about how fucked up things are)

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of executive overreach

Liebe Pott-Bürger_innen im Fedi, heute mal eine Herzenssache:
das Subrosa in der Dortmunder Nordstadt hat sich, wie viele andere Kneipen auch, im Laufe der Corona-Zeit eine ordentliche finanzielle Schieflage eingehandelt. Die versuchen gerade herauszufinden, ob man eventuell mit einem Förderverein den Laden am Laufen halten kann.
Geht da mal hin, kauft ein Pils und redet mit den Leuten. Ich hoffe wirklich sehr, dass es gelingt, den Schuppen zu erhalten, das ist einer der feinsten Orte in der Nordstadt.

My new Thing is beginning every message in the permaculture association's Signal group with "Dear members, wife, brother, and journalists"

I see that a lot of you are struggling to spell the name of your plushies, so have some of these:

ÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅ åååååååååååå

@schratze Do I have to? First off, it's Swedish (yuck!) and secondly, if they're Anglos it might be a lost cause

Someone was losing their absolute marbles on the bus and folks were becoming uncomfortable and feeling threatened so I walked up to them and asked "Hey, are you alright, do you need to talk to someone?" and we had a little chat and they calmed down and wished me a nice day when I had to get off. Big Bearded Dude Privilege saved the day once again

Nut roast, the favourite dish of people with a humiliation kink

Found a twig in one of my nostrils AMA

Congratulating yourself for bombing another village full of Kurdish civilians like

Animal Crossing: Vice City

Animal Crossing: World at War

ich:
Die russischen Oligarchen sind also im Gegensatz zu unseren westlichen Oligarchen, also Vorstandsvorsitzende, Hotelerben und so weiter, ein Phänomen, das während des Übergangs vom Staatskapitalismus der Sowjetunion zum Privatkapitalismus der Russischen Föderation zustande kam, und kann gewissermaßen als in-vitro-Modell einer Art erneuten ursprünglichen Akkumulation in modernen Gesellschaften gedeu-

sie:
Verehrter Herr, das hier ist eine Starbucks-Filiale

There shouldn't even be any kind of -demand- for "pickup artists" and wankers like that in any society. Gods, everyone knows what makes a man attractive. Being warm and patient. Putting other people's needs before your own. Being a good listener. The kind of vibe that makes it obvious that you're a generous lover. The right balance between humility and assertiveness. Being a loving father. That's the kind of stuff that makes a man fucking irresistible. Always has been.

Less longing, more belonging.

Aber irgendwie schon besser im Taxi zu weinen als im HVV-Bus, oder nicht?

To paraphrase David Graeber, capitalism has not only failed to produce wealth but also happiness and meaning, and it's strikingly obvious in so many places when you're drifting across Europe.

They just made an announcement on the PA system on the train "To all passengers, we apologise, we drove past the station and need to figure out how to get back" and EVERYONE cracked the fuck up

Gods bless DSB

Here's to the BB gun holes in the wall
The burnt tin foil in the hall
The weeks I've spent in bed
Since you were gone

Here's to shitting my pants downtown
When the dealer's late
Stumbling home
To the feds at the front gate
Sleeping behind the school
When the landlord comes

Here's to being young
🎵