Notices by jonny (good kind) (jonny@neuromatch.social)

i'm gonna be honest i have a really hard time listening to anything that guys with fancy old timey accents like this say #monsterdon

half watching because too old timey for me: i am choosing to believe that the town all loves the gorgons and thinks they are very cool and good #monsterdon

if you don't have much time before you turn into a rock, i wouldn't waste time saying "listen carefully, i don't have much time" i would just say "i'm turning into a damn rock" #monsterdon

it would be so easy to not turn into a rock, just don't look at any babes, i do that all day long #monsterdon

dictate the fucking letter my dog he's going to carry it anyway #monsterdon

where the fuck is the dad wouldn't all the proof you need that your dad turned into a rock be that there's a big fucking rock that looks like your dad in your dads house #monsterdon

these people have no idea how to handle turning into a rock. amateurs. i could turn into a rock and leave a million page note that whips ass and tells you everything about turning into a rock #monsterdon

see that looks like the dad's house. where is the dad rock, what the fuck did they do with it #monsterdon

is she divining this story from beyond time why is she talking like that #monsterdon

ok this movie just became worth it with the line "the proper word is gorgonized" #monsterdon

You bozones have done it again and picked a period piece
#monsterdon

what am i watching a book over here get on with it #monsterdon

if he reacts to the news of you carrying his baby by angrily storming off to yell at your dad, dump his ass #monsterdon

if he insists on painting you naked but won't marry you because he's poor, dump his ass #monsterdon

hashtag #Standards #StandardsHowDoTheyWork #FuckinStandardsHowDoTheyWork

"why isn't there a default date then?" is an all-timer of a question

bittorrent is like your old and stodgy grandparent who doesn't talk much and falls asleep in the reclining chair at 4pm every day but if you need them to they will wake up and build you an entire new house, get you groceries, and teach your kids how to read in like one hour

why would anyone listen to what their university employer said to them anyway, ucla has been sending IT goons to take away my server and WiFi router every week since I got here, I just tell them no, they leave, and then they forget about it for awhile. Just tell them you forgot the password to your website it aint that hard

wikipedia is just making up its own definition of "condiment" over here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_condiments

this might be true, but it's also wrong.