Notices by pat (thatcrazydude@noauthority.social), page 4

@p @ergo @Godsend @amerika @dcc @bajax @delta @Forestofenchantment @jae @steppe_lord @w0rm @RedTechEngineer @monarchist @PNS @RichardJohnson @ThewTheKooky @klaatu @realcaseyrollins @scottdhansen @truthbait @wjr1979 @FourOh-LLC @verita84 @Zergling_man @Economic_Hitman @jeffcliff @sun @threalist @Gelatinousrube @TruckDriver @walkman what are you even talking about, son?

@p @ergo @Godsend @amerika @dcc @bajax @delta @Forestofenchantment @jae @steppe_lord @w0rm @RedTechEngineer @monarchist @PNS @RichardJohnson @ThewTheKooky @klaatu @realcaseyrollins @scottdhansen @truthbait @wjr1979 @FourOh-LLC @verita84 @Zergling_man @Economic_Hitman @jeffcliff @sun @threalist @Gelatinousrube @TruckDriver @walkman I mean, you can get the right mold spores, I'd imagine, but then you need to culture it in raw meat. That's the whole trick there. I'd imagine that's why FDA banned it

@p @ergo @Godsend @amerika @dcc @bajax @delta @Forestofenchantment @jae @steppe_lord @w0rm @RedTechEngineer @monarchist @PNS @RichardJohnson @ThewTheKooky @klaatu @realcaseyrollins @scottdhansen @truthbait @wjr1979 @FourOh-LLC @verita84 @Zergling_man @Economic_Hitman @jeffcliff @sun @threalist @Gelatinousrube @TruckDriver @walkman
if you happen to have a cave with just right humidity and temperature to keep raw ground pork from spoiling for a month or so while allowing penicillium to grow, sure

@amerika @ergo @dcc @Godsend @bajax @delta @Forestofenchantment @jae @steppe_lord @w0rm @RedTechEngineer @p @monarchist @klaatu @PNS @realcaseyrollins @RichardJohnson @scottdhansen @ThewTheKooky @truthbait @wjr1979 @FourOh-LLC @verita84 @Zergling_man @Economic_Hitman @jeffcliff @sun @threalist @Gelatinousrube @TruckDriver @walkman of course, salami lasts because it's infected with penicillium, but that's not something you can do at home. Takes specific conditions to get the fungus to grow

@amerika @ergo @dcc @Godsend @bajax @delta @Forestofenchantment @jae @steppe_lord @w0rm @RedTechEngineer @p @monarchist @klaatu @PNS @realcaseyrollins @RichardJohnson @scottdhansen @ThewTheKooky @truthbait @wjr1979 @FourOh-LLC @verita84 @Zergling_man @Economic_Hitman @jeffcliff @sun @threalist @Gelatinousrube @TruckDriver @walkman salt actually works if you have plenty of water and time to get rid of the salt before eating.Plants, meh,not really. Even garlic rots, you know.
But real salami lasts

@inscius I've been chugging beers since elementary too. But those were different times....

@inscius perhaps I presumed too much. I apologize

@inscius there was this plague thing over a decade ago that proved beyond any reasonable doubt that constitutions mean exactly jack shit. The only real "law" says that you can and cannot do what the people with guns tell you you can and cannot do.
I'm surprised it took you so long to notice

@p @ergo @Godsend @amerika @dcc @bajax @delta @Forestofenchantment @jae @steppe_lord @w0rm @RedTechEngineer @monarchist @PNS @RichardJohnson @ThewTheKooky @klaatu @realcaseyrollins @scottdhansen @truthbait @wjr1979 @FourOh-LLC @verita84 @Zergling_man @Economic_Hitman @jeffcliff @sun @threalist @Gelatinousrube @TruckDriver @walkman yeah, you can. But I dare you to keep unrefrigerated smoked ribs for a week and eat them ;)
And going back to radiation, ever had strawberries picked 3-4 days before?

@ergo @amerika @Killer_Mule @w0rm @threalist@social.fbxl.netrce @jeffcliff @steppe_lord @Forestofenchantment @p @jae @Economic_Hitman @delta @TruckDriver @Zergling_man @ThewTheKooky @scottdhansen @wjr1979 @FourOh-LLC unless, of course, you have access to a gamma source, in which case you can just irradiate your shit, thus render it sterile.
But of course that's not the kind of gear you can just order on ebay, so there's taht

@ergo @amerika @Killer_Mule @w0rm @threalist @jeffcliff @steppe_lord @Forestofenchantment @p @jae @Economic_Hitman @delta @TruckDriver @Zergling_man @ThewTheKooky @scottdhansen @wjr1979 @FourOh-LLC
That's possibly the most retarded thing I've read this month. I mean, sure, you can keep a medieval-style pottage safe to eat for months just by simmering it all the time, but at some point even the basic proteins will break down and you'll end up with calloies-free sludge, so there's that

@ergo @amerika @Killer_Mule @w0rm @threalist @jeffcliff @steppe_lord @Forestofenchantment @p @jae @Economic_Hitman @delta @TruckDriver @Zergling_man @ThewTheKooky @scottdhansen @wjr1979 @FourOh-LLC anyway, if you want to get into long-tern food preservation shit, what you want is a freeze dryer. They aren't cheap. We're talking, like, 2k bucks minimum not including the vacuum pump, but that's really the only way to go as far as your average Joe goes.
The only alternative is regular canning

@Zergling_man @ergo @amerika @delta @Forestofenchantment @jae @steppe_lord @w0rm @p @Killer_Mule @scottdhansen @ThewTheKooky @wjr1979 @FourOh-LLC @Economic_Hitman @jeffcliff @threalist @TruckDriver I'm no expert on the manga stuff, not even close, but I'm pretty sure that in a survival situation, what you need is water, then food, and then shelter.
That's kinda universal, ya know.

@ergo @amerika @Killer_Mule @w0rm @threalist @jeffcliff @steppe_lord @Forestofenchantment @p @jae @Economic_Hitman @delta @TruckDriver @Zergling_man @ThewTheKooky @scottdhansen @wjr1979 @FourOh-LLC but in that scenario you'll either freeze to death in a matter of days or you'll have all the seafood you can eat, provided you have some basic survival skills. Either way, food preservation won't be a consideration. Fresh water on the other hand.... 🤔🤔🤔

@Humpleupagus @PNS well in that case, she needs to be gagged too. I fuckin' hate when they start yapping Mexican

@PNS @Humpleupagus now you're just nit-picking. Double condom, beer goggles and she passes just fine.

@Humpleupagus @PNS oh dude! I bet ya she'd be considered white in goddamn Poland!

@PNS she's literally as white or even whiter than me tho. They redefined fuckin' colors too? 🤔

@PNS She definitely looks whiter than I look in the summer. I bet ya she's Aryan!

@PNS
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indo-Aryan_peoples
Funny how that goes, huh? 🤣