Notices by Richard (Dick) Johnson (richardjohnson@noauthority.social)

@Terry I wish the average MAGA was even half as racist as the left claims they are.

Hey guys, personal question for you:

Did you / would you circumcise your son?

Why or why not?

I'm back and forth. I think the reason it's popular in the US goes back to fear of masturbation from 100 years ago.

On the other hand, literally every girl I have been with has preferred circumcised dicks.

Of course, it's Jewish. And it makes your dick less sensitive (because your head rubs on your underwear all day)

But, you might not last long enough if its too sensitive.

@bjbroderick

I'm gonna be honest with you, I haven't seen a lot of drawn penises.

@mitchconner

Everyone on my local subreddits is losing their shit over the US losing our "Democracy"

Honest Question:

Is any aspect of our country ACTUALLY a democracy? Because I'm pretty sure the US is a Republic.

But maybe there are aspects that are Democratic?

@Inginsub @deprecated_ii

Wow, the line on the right is so much bigger!

I'm $old!

@flux_the_cat

I had a friend who had a 300ZX. Man, that thing was amazing.

Unfortunately both he and the car died when he hit a tree, and his head was crushed.

Remember kids, Oversteer is when you don't see the tree that kills you.

@EvolLove

Other: Martin Luther - The Jews and their Lies

@EvolLove I assure you, it is.

What even crazier is that it wasn't translated into English until less than 10 years ago.

And it's quite short.

@ILoveAmericaNews

I unironically had to explain to someone what the save icon was recently.

Made me feel pretty old.

@LukeAlmighty

Why would they stop beeping? Fire codes demand that smoke detectors be wired to permanent power. They have batteries in case the power goes out and a fire breaks out.

The constant power keeps them running, and acknowledging the low battery inside them.

@ILoveAmericaNews

Wow, that image is so saturated.

Looks totally skewed and unrealistic.

I love how MPV shows this icon at this time of year.

Merry Christmas from MPV!

Out of Touch Thursday

Hope you got a lot done this week.

Hey Robert,

Have you ever heard a slogan from people on the right, that is the equivalent of "Vote Blue no matter who"?

It must exist, but I can't come up with anything.

@ILoveAmericaNews

@EvolLove @ILoveAmericaNews

Elon Musk doesn't trust voting machines, for the same reasons that IT professionals don't trust smart speakers, internet connected cameras, etc.

@phnt

The yellow is the most important color, because that is the color used to print the tracking dots that can identify you as the person who printed the document.

@NEETzsche @pdp @ChristiJunior @LostShakerOfSalt

There's a reason the phrase "Epstein didn't kill himself" is so popular.

Either somebody killed him

Or he's not dead, he is an agent who now has a new identity.

What did she expect would happen?

@PNS Imagine paying $10+ for a cup of blended fruit...