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flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud) (flux_the_cat@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 13-Jun-2025 10:37:15 JST flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud)
@MisterLister if my wife ever said this to me i would divorce her immediately
granted i've never asked for this but i'm pretty sure she knows better than to say no -
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flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud) (flux_the_cat@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 13-Jun-2025 06:51:16 JST flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud)
this is exactly why i never learned all those gay chords on the guitar
guitar go chug chug chug power chord chug chug -
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flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud) (flux_the_cat@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 12-Jun-2025 06:57:02 JST flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud)
@sapphire -
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flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud) (flux_the_cat@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 12-Jun-2025 01:23:27 JST flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud)
i asked a while back but asking again for those who missed it.
if you want some pit vipers on your profile pic for #whiteboysummer just hit me up here in this thread and i'll hook you up.
jumeteemfh is cringe, pride month is getting rolled back everywhere you look. we're gonna have a damn good white boy summer this year, ya'll.
don't forget you can check out links to stream my latest EP in the stickied poast on my profile. -
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flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud) (flux_the_cat@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Jun-2025 10:42:56 JST flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud)
@SuperSnekFriend reminds me of fern and yes that is a compliment -
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flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud) (flux_the_cat@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jun-2025 19:58:24 JST flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud)
@WoodshopHandman @coolboymew @Shadowman311 sometimes for sure but i think the right understands the left better than vice versa. hell i think the right broadly understands the left better than they understand themselves. we caricature them to be funny and have a laugh but ultimately understand that what we're laughing at is basically a strawman. the left makes caricatures of the right and immediately believes what they dreamed up is true. -
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flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud) (flux_the_cat@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jun-2025 13:15:14 JST flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud)
@coolboymew @Shadowman311 shitlibs haven't learned from the same mistakes they were making ten years ago. they always always always mistake their gay little echo chambers as being representative of the broader consensus, and they always always always caricature their enemies as evil and stupid (because there's no other possible way they would disagree with them). -
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flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud) (flux_the_cat@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jun-2025 12:16:03 JST flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud)
@graf what game -
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flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud) (flux_the_cat@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jun-2025 12:16:02 JST flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud)
@Hertz @graf i did hear that was good -
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flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud) (flux_the_cat@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jun-2025 12:07:41 JST flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud)
@tyler can confirm i had a slightly negative thought about you and i immediately got a crippling pain in my dick -
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flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud) (flux_the_cat@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jun-2025 02:14:08 JST flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud)
@BowsacNoodle @King_Noticer yeah i dunno why i didn't pick up on it tho
clearly i haven't had enough caffeine today -
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flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud) (flux_the_cat@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jun-2025 02:03:09 JST flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud)
@BowsacNoodle @King_Noticer God damn it he got me -
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flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud) (flux_the_cat@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jun-2025 02:00:53 JST flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud)
@King_Noticer yeah except the vast overwhelming majority of them never get to have sex and the very few that do get to look forward to their poor little bee dicks literally exploding immediately afterwards, killing them instantly -
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flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud) (flux_the_cat@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jun-2025 02:00:52 JST flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud)
@King_Noticer >Once a male bee mates with a queen, its sole purpose in life is accomplished. The mating process itself puts a tremendous strain on the male bee’s body, leading to a rapid decline in its health. The male bee’s abdomen is torn apart during copulation, causing severe injuries and internal damage. This physical trauma is often fatal, and male bees commonly die shortly after mating. -
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flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud) (flux_the_cat@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jun-2025 02:00:51 JST flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud)
@King_Noticer what the heck are bee oats -
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flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud) (flux_the_cat@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jun-2025 02:00:50 JST flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud)
@King_Noticer i know you're pulling my leg but you're also activating my autism because i actually do have some experience keeping bees -
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flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud) (flux_the_cat@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 06-Jun-2025 07:08:46 JST flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud)
women poasting their Ls online -
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flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud) (flux_the_cat@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Jun-2025 10:28:35 JST flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud)
@tyler as an alcoholic i can relate -
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flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud) (flux_the_cat@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Jun-2025 07:35:14 JST flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud)
@Eiswald @TrevorGoodchild @Alex actually niggers kill them with some regularity after realizing they just got their dick sucked by a dude which is actually really fucking funny when you think about it -
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flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud) (flux_the_cat@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Jun-2025 06:44:56 JST flux_the_cat (too cool for soundcloud)
i would enjoy this kind of content from conservatives more if they didn't embrace the same gay shit they're pretending to criticize with both of their buttcheeks spread wide open