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SuperLutheran (kicky half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 02-May-2025 11:47:49 JST SuperLutheran (kicky half)
>"I found a fundie Baptist website."
>"How can you tell the denomination so quickly?"
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SuperLutheran (kicky half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Apr-2025 07:58:13 JST SuperLutheran (kicky half)
On the internet, every Christian is involved in some morbid battle with other Christians over who is more Christian than other Christians.
Sometimes that's necessary, but, like, can we all take a moment to recognize that God is expanding His Kingdom immensely these days? Can we all take a minute and be happy that the Holy Spirit is at work among all groups?
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SuperLutheran (kicky half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Apr-2025 07:24:47 JST SuperLutheran (kicky half)
Hello I'd like to interrupt your day with some awesome news:
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SuperLutheran (kicky half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 24-Apr-2025 00:14:12 JST SuperLutheran (kicky half)
I know the audio is stream of consciousness, so here's a handy dandy guide to evangelical messaging on sex:
Teens hear: don't fornicate, save yourself for marriage.
Young adults hear: don't judge people for fornication or homosexuality, let's all heal from our booboos.
Thus the kids drop purity like a hot potato as soon as they hit 18.
Unmarried women hear: it's not your fault that you slept with Brad.
Unmarried men hear: nothing lol they aren't the right demo for messaging. Sometimes they hear “man up and marry those sluts.”
Thus 80% of singles in evangelical churches fornicate at least once a month.
Married women hear: you are a victim of bad men so you should be in charge of your husband.
Married men hear: don't expect anything from your wife (ESPECIALLY not sex), and do whatever she wants.
Thus singles are avoiding marriage.
Church discipline wasn't used on sinners because that's judgy and people make sad faces or write articles about the purity movement being harmful. The “Christian Masculinity” figures arose out of a deep sense of loss and guilt over this as the sexual revolution was underway. But they knew where their bread was buttered, so they presented masculinity without a key portion of masculinity – authority. Hair shirts and chest thumping were all over the place, from Bob Thieme's army worship to Driscoll doing MMA or whatever, but this was all just papering over the afflictions of the Church. Men were taught to have responsibility without authority (that is, to be slaves), but to feel manly while doing it. That's what the False Alphas series is about.
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SuperLutheran (kicky half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 21-Apr-2025 20:55:17 JST SuperLutheran (kicky half)
Vance was one of the last people to see the Pope. Coincidence? I think not In conversation from poa.st permalink Attachments
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SuperLutheran (kicky half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 21-Apr-2025 20:55:16 JST SuperLutheran (kicky half)
@Robert_Edwardly One has to admit it's odd for the Pope to pass on right after meeting with a Catholic vice president. In conversation from poa.st permalink -
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SuperLutheran (kicky half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 18-Apr-2025 21:11:42 JST SuperLutheran (kicky half)
Henry VIII's gun shield.
You know, if I were the pope, and I knew that the king of England had a shield...that was also a gun....I suppose I wouldn't be all that surprised when he broke off from Rome. Kind of like the guy who has an eagle bone pocket knife; if you know he's got one, you shouldn't be surprised if you see him eating raw deer liver.In conversation from poa.st permalink Attachments
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SuperLutheran (kicky half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 18-Apr-2025 10:50:17 JST SuperLutheran (kicky half)
YOOOOOOO The Mel Gibson Hamlet is free to watch right now
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SuperLutheran (kicky half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Apr-2025 07:43:02 JST SuperLutheran (kicky half)
I have mentioned that Lent is not a season for being performatively sad and downtrodden.
Now that we're entering Holy Week, I'd like to remind you that Good Friday and Easter are not days to be performatively Christian.
Christianity is not just held in one's head; it is not just fuel for online arguments; it is lived. If you haven't gone to Church or run a Church service in years and this Easter you plan to, then plan to make that something you do every Sunday.In conversation from poa.st permalink Attachments
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SuperLutheran (kicky half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Apr-2025 05:17:46 JST SuperLutheran (kicky half)
No gnosticism upload today unfortunately, working on the extra homilies for this week In conversation from poa.st permalink Attachments
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SuperLutheran (kicky half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Apr-2025 01:19:48 JST SuperLutheran (kicky half)
Good morning, let's talk about how "liberal Christianity," influenced by paul tillich's theology, fits the definition of being a cult:
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SuperLutheran (kicky half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 12-Apr-2025 21:41:23 JST SuperLutheran (kicky half)
This Sunday is Palm Sunday - how cool is that???
You know what would make it cooler?
If you took advantage of these SUNDAY SERVICE RESOURCES and used them for your spiritual edification!
For the sermon, let's talk about the humility of Christ and why it makes Him a better King than all other human rulers.
Audio: https://soundcloud.com/verylutheran/our-humble-king-13apr2025
Video: https://youtu.be/447VWxbqkdk
And for our REVELATION BIBLE STUDY, let's chat about the 144,000 men who are sealed in Revelation 7. What on earth does it mean and why are they important?
Audio: https://soundcloud.com/verylutheran/revelation-pt21-144000-israelites
Video: https://youtu.be/KZk0wx367t4
PDF manuscripts can be found here:
verylutheran.biz/resources
Support the VLP! If you want to tithe to something that's making a difference, we've got you covered:
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SuperLutheran (kicky half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Apr-2025 03:20:53 JST SuperLutheran (kicky half)
New Ranters episode now up!
Let's change authors and start going over Laurence Clarkson, the John Calvin of the Ranter movement who formalized a rational case for his antinomian cult.
https://soundcloud.com/verylutheran/reading-ranter-writings-pt9-ranter-reasoning
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SuperLutheran (kicky half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Apr-2025 23:08:24 JST SuperLutheran (kicky half)
Good morning everyone! Let's have a chat about getting free from porn slavery:
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SuperLutheran (kicky half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 31-Mar-2025 23:01:18 JST SuperLutheran (kicky half)
Good morning everyone, let's take a look at how paul tillich helped invent moral therapeutic deism. You know, that whole revoice/griefshare/He Gets Us bit, they all take a few cues from tillich the boo-boo kisser.
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SuperLutheran (kicky half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 28-Mar-2025 04:37:42 JST SuperLutheran (kicky half)
@sickburnbro @yockeypuck @d0c40r0 @Omega_Variant @ForbiddenDreamer @MeBigbrain @NoDoxGregBrady For what it's worth, I'd say we've been far too respectful to call this a hellthread In conversation from poa.st permalink -
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SuperLutheran (kicky half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 28-Mar-2025 02:23:02 JST SuperLutheran (kicky half)
"Babe you look so good, you got me feeling all Protestant tonight 😏♥️💋🥵" In conversation from poa.st permalink Attachments
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SuperLutheran (kicky half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 27-Mar-2025 21:45:23 JST SuperLutheran (kicky half)
Good morning, here's Luther on why the "death" of a Christian is different than the death of a nonbeliever. In conversation from poa.st permalink Attachments
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SuperLutheran (kicky half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Mar-2025 01:28:18 JST SuperLutheran (kicky half)
SUNDAY SERVICE RESOURCES NOW UP!
There's no reason to seethe over how bad the churches have gotten my friends. Let's keep on doing Church without them and rejoice that God has given us the freedom to do it 😎
Here's this week's homily on what God teaches us with gigantic swarms of gnats and flies.
Audio: https://soundcloud.com/verylutheran/gnats-and-flies-23mar2025
Video: https://youtu.be/6J8g0zhMcW8
And we are BACK to our regularly scheduled Revelation Bible study!
Let's go over why the Lamb entering the Throne Room is much, much more than just a Lamb wandering in; this is a prophetic inauguration. Followed up by minutiae over the praises sung to Christ by all men and angels.
Audio: https://soundcloud.com/verylutheran/revelation-pt18-when-christ-enters-the-throne-room
Video: https://youtu.be/_Yy849hkGh8
PDF manuscripts can be found here:
verylutheran.biz/resources
Support the VLP! We have BIG THINGS on the horizon for Based Christians everywhere, and more video content coming soon!
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SuperLutheran (kicky half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-2025 10:17:37 JST SuperLutheran (kicky half)
@FourOh-LLC You...you trust in ChatGPT for your religious beliefs?
Well, I will stick with what my Bible says.In conversation from poa.st permalink