Notices by ↯ Klaatu - Some Brave Apollo ↯ (klaatu@noauthority.social)

@Vo @sapphire @prettygood You should always be able to see ground through the engine bay. My old college roommate had an old boxy Soviet looking Volvo. He bragged showing me 1 Philips screwdriver & 2 wrenches saying that's all you need to work on this car no matter what. He was right, he never asked to borrow a tool when it later dropped a valve & he had to pull the heads off for remachining.

@Invictus it was all about the Canadian government Health Department not handing out free condoms

@Invictus Yeah I never understood it not being Canadian, but years later did a deep dive about the band and it came up. Hats being a synonym for condom here & safety dance implying safe sex both in the sense of avoiding pregnancy & the unprotected sex spread of the aids epidemic at the time. Back in 1984, Aids spread fast through the gay community because a lot of them didn't believe in wearing condoms. The unrelated medieval maypole festival video is what really sold the song to the world.

@ZeroSum06 @Meachamus_Prime it's not that we're not in the right tax bracket, that would be the glass half full hope. It's that we're glad that we still have a glass to fill which Kamala would have shattered for the Communist Utopia. That makes even a glass half empty view something to appreciate today because it's still better than no glass at all.

@scottdhansen @ZeroSum06 quick let's go down to the cellar and look at the caves underneath the house. You know there are caves under this house and you know what darkness lives down there.

@one_percent @ILoveAmericaNews You know after building up their juggalo empire & throwing that big outdoor festival in Illinois for a few years they finally let it slip that they're Christian street preachers and this is their rap version of a ministry. I guess Satan is behind the dark carnival or however they built up their mythos. The juggalos seemed cool with it I mean they're just a bunch of faygo drinking family oriented rednecks In clown makeup reminiscent of the old kiss army in the 70s.

@ILoveAmericaNews I would vote for Mel Gibson way before Kamala. And even though he grew up in Australia he was born in New York City so he could hold an office.

How much do I have to pay every streaming service? That's the neat part, you don't.

@ZeroSum06 At 1st I thought this was some kind of craft in Bladerunner 2049 being denied landing from the upper left corner and then I realized its a European map of some kind.

@ZeroSum06 I called it blueberry raspberry surprise. And the surprise is it's not made with any blueberries or raspberries baby

@ZeroSum06 @Soretski And that's what's wrong about SNL. Producer Lorne Michaels sits in a chair off stage drinking 2 or 3 glasses of beer and then watches the show and says afterwards well I thought it was funny. Back in the early days when it really was funny, they previewed the skits for him in his office while everyone was on cocaine. It's almost like the coke gave him a sense of humor.

@ZeroSum06 Asians, China hates us cuz we're not lactose intolerant. The war on cows.

@ZeroSum06 always been you're just getting to notice it now out in the open with no excuses to cover it up

@ZeroSum06 oh my God the newest drug commercial is for some drug to improve your vision and treat cases of macular degeneration and the name is like a parody of I Can See Clearly Now. The list of side effects are the worst things that someone with an eye problem can have. Higher blood pressure in the eyes, retinal detachment, chance of going blind and a bunch more. And this is to help your eyes see better?

@Twig @GluedToTheScreen @Nudhul @daughterofgia @Humpleupagus @Wtdrisco so you're saying using HAARP to dump all that water in the mountains around Asheville was to make sure they drowned all the witches in their tunnels.

@ZeroSum06 nature sounds, somewhere I have a CD of that, all recorded in a forest. I also have one of a rainstorm that's much better, very relaxing.

@ZeroSum06 they could change their name to Mega douche.

@ZeroSum06 if Black Rock changes its leadership does it come back and say behold we are now White Rock? Or maybe just gray rock

@ZeroSum06 yeah I bet he diddied the fool. Diddied all over 'em. I bet the FBI has surveillance footage of him buying 50 gallon drums of baby oil at Costco too.

@rubberducky @ZeroSum06 Yeah and they made a third Cloverfield movie that's set on a space station and explains where the monster came from sort of though it involves parallel universes and portals. I mean what do you expect it's jar jar Abrams. He just swipes other people's concepts and super glues them together these days.