Notices by pat (thatcrazydude@noauthority.social), page 3

@PNS to preserve your rights you gotta have rights in the first place. Just saying, my man, just saying

Hey if the US military pretty much obliterated the Iranian authorities and all, you know, as Trump keeps claiming, whom exactly is the witkoff guy negotiating with over there? Seriously. I'm confused here

@Humpleupagus @SirHendrick well, they do have this supposedly good parts, like, thou shalt not cut down a tree and shit, so there's that. Gotta give the text itself at least that. But still.

@SirHendrick not more than you can Google up yourself. And I would encourage you to do so.

@SirHendrick oh yeah, it's always a fake goatfucker. The real ones are totally pacifist and don't give a shit about the fatwas. In fact, fatwas are a myth altogether.
GTFO

@SirHendrick yeah, well, what the Quran says and how they interpret it are two different things entirely. I don't suppose it ever occurred to you that maybe, just maybe it's sort of like with the Catholic church and the bible that doesn't exactly says that it's ok to fuck altar boy?

@PNS cool. But nothing beats Ford 😂
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Nucleon

@PNS it's hardly a wild horse though. They're about as wild as mustangs in north America. Feral at best.

@PNS Norsemen was one hilarious show

@PNS yeah. Also, by this logic Biden's administration was doing great lol

@PNS I assure you we do not eat that shit ;)

@PNS to be perfectly honest here, masked up law enforcement agents are fuckin' off. Now, I do understand why they do that and I'm not saying there's no legitimate reason, but on the other hand, there's a reason why law enforcement agents are legally required to identify themselves before arresting anyone.

@mcread I personally don't draw any lines - I like Chinese food. Also, can't be species-ist. That seems super non-inclusive

@inscius yeah, but everyone knows him and he's an alternative to the mullahs, so I'd imagine that as far as your average Iranian is concerned, he's an obvious choice. I mean at least temporarily, so there's no power vacuum if and when they manage to chase the ayatollah away

If anyone's into antiques and shit, here's something that might be a nice score: a bronze cast of Napoleon Bonaparte's funeral mask. Signed by his physician too.
https://www.centromercatoantiquariato.it/products/maschera-funebre-in-bronzo-di-napoleone-bonaparte-del-1800

Mew china junk just came. I must say that as far as 30-ish euro BT/USB/dongle-wireless keyboards go, this motherfucker looks pretty darn good. Scissors-style switches, the chassis actually is machined aluminum as advertised so there's almost no flex there, and it comes with a cable, unlike that EU stuff!
They come with a bunch of color schemes too. Here's the AliExpress link if anyone's interested I just found this on AliExpress:
https://a.aliexpress.com/_Ezhf11K

"party in the CIA" by "Weird Al" yankovic
Possibly even better than the "Amish paradise" 😂
https://youtu.be/C-CG5w4YwOI

@p @ergo @Godsend @amerika @dcc @bajax @delta @Forestofenchantment @jae @steppe_lord @w0rm @RedTechEngineer @monarchist @PNS @RichardJohnson @ThewTheKooky @klaatu @realcaseyrollins @scottdhansen @truthbait @wjr1979 @FourOh-LLC @verita84 @Zergling_man @Economic_Hitman @jeffcliff @sun @threalist @Gelatinousrube @TruckDriver @walkman might want to work on that insulting business, son. Just saying

@p @ergo @Godsend @amerika @dcc @bajax @delta @Forestofenchantment @jae @steppe_lord @w0rm @RedTechEngineer @monarchist @PNS @RichardJohnson @ThewTheKooky @klaatu @realcaseyrollins @scottdhansen @truthbait @wjr1979 @FourOh-LLC @verita84 @Zergling_man @Economic_Hitman @jeffcliff @sun @threalist @Gelatinousrube @TruckDriver @walkman what makes the thing "preserved" is penicillin (penicillium mold metabolite), so if you have wrong mold there or no mold at all, it's botulism for ya

@p @ergo @Godsend @amerika @dcc @bajax @delta @Forestofenchantment @jae @steppe_lord @w0rm @RedTechEngineer @monarchist @PNS @RichardJohnson @ThewTheKooky @klaatu @realcaseyrollins @scottdhansen @truthbait @wjr1979 @FourOh-LLC @verita84 @Zergling_man @Economic_Hitman @jeffcliff @sun @threalist @Gelatinousrube @TruckDriver @walkman sure. But the thing is that if you make actual salami and you don't know exactly what you're doing, you gamble with your life.