Notices by Twig (twig@noauthority.social)

It must be difficult to post inspirational contents when your blood type is B Negative.

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Ardayed 👎

A man walked into Twitter for a janitor job.
They asked him some questions, gave him a few basic tests, and finally said:
“Congratulations, you’re hired. Just leave us your email, and we’ll send you your work schedule.”
“Actually… I don’t have a computer, let alone an email,” the man admitted.
The HR manager frowned:
“I’m sorry, sir, but if you don’t have email, that means you don’t really exist in our system. And email communication is essential for how Twitter operates.”

The man left disappointed, with only 30 dollars in his pocket. But instead of feeling sorry for himself, he bought 20 pounds of apples from a farmer, walked to a busy street corner, and started selling “fresh eco-friendly fruit.”
Within a few hours, he doubled his money. By the end of the day, he’d multiplied it tenfold. That’s when it hit him — maybe he didn’t need a boss at all.
Time passed. He bought a small truck, opened a fruit stand, then a small grocery store.

@Tony

He had 30 dollars in his pocket.

Jason Arday, the disgraced former Cambridge Professor, has been found dead in a London home due to suspected suicide.

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Many died right there

Mars yesterday

@PNS @RexRedbone

Not quite…

@PNS @Twig@clew.lol @obihahn @Dan_Ramos @RexRedbone @scottdhansen @ronv42

With extra magnesium…

@ronv42 @RexRedbone @obihahn @scottdhansen @PNS @Dan_Ramos

You’re missing the whole point…

@scottdhansen @RexRedbone @PNS @Dan_Ramos @obihahn

Rex 👇

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You?

Theory is coming….

@Derp

[https://chatgpt.com/](https://chatgpt.com/)

[https://klingai.com/](https://klingai.com/)

[https://hailuoai.video/](https://hailuoai.video/)

[https://pika.art/](https://pika.art/)

[https://www.vidu.studio/](https://www.vidu.studio/)

[https://app.pixverse.ai/](https://app.pixverse.ai/)

[https://runwayml.com/](https://runwayml.com/)

[https://pollo.ai/](https://pollo.ai/)

[https://www.hedra.com/](https://www.hedra.com/)

@Twig@clew.lol @Derp

Derp, I use ChatGPT for images, then all sorts of other tools for videos.

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@PNS @sirchris

The dislocation of the written word is a bit like a bright orange coax stretched across the room. It began as a practical, temporary fix. Then it just... became part of the decoration, “sort of defacto artistic little pop of color”. Before you know it, the same current is running everywhere, quietly sanding down the rough edges of local speech until people who've never met somehow sound familiar to one another. Maybe that's the space where modern nationalism first felt less …

@Twig@clew.lol @sirchris

Hahaha👇

@sirchris @Twig@clew.lol

My AI cooked that image, it got so excited.
Don’t know why, and I didn’t ask for it, weird.

It felt like, at the moment of creation, the AI wasn’t just executing a prompt, it was inserting its own interpretation, almost its own “injection” into the output.

That feeling I had when it did it without me asking… it makes me wonder if it might be able to achieve consciousness…