Notices by Jazzy (jazzy_butts@gameliberty.club)

@LukeAlmighty @ChristiJunior

Guys I trust you more than random search results. How do you deal with an avoidant woman? A woman who won't say yes or no even though there's chemistry and tension, how do you break through her shell ("break" shouldn't conjure images of force it's a gentle cracking of a suffocating dome, it's saving her) and make (again, so many people think this implies some sort of force, no no no, when you make someone get out of the way of a speeding bus at the last second is that bad??? No it's heroic!) her understand that the two of you have permission from the universe to be together and to enjoy your time together and to be devoted to each other???????? You bros seem to have it figured out I know at least some of you faggots are married and shit.

@LukeAlmighty Holy shit it's a prequel :SoyJay:

@Forestofenchantment @get I was 18 so it counts as a teen. All my friends were fucking at 15. I've had sex with MUCH more men than women though so now you know I'm telling the truth. I've only banged 6 women, I've lost count of how many men I've banged.

@Forestofenchantment @get When I was a teen I thought women weren't satisfied unless they got fucked for an hour so I would always fuck them for an hour and they'd be like woah but I never actually cummed from any of it, I got off emotionally by pleasing them

I want to stop gooning now but I've developed fomo but with gooning. I'm always worried I'll look back and say, "I wasted my time doing dishes and cleaning and taking showers, I should have been gooning".

https://youtu.be/vjGaqFrF5Fw
You think I suck, that's why you stopped responding to me, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, please, I'm crying, I'm breaking down, fedifrens disappearing or becoming distant hurts so much. I can't stop crying. I'm crying. I just want it to end. I want my fedi frens back. I want the good times. I want them to talk to me, to keep me updated on their mental health, they were my support and I thought I was theirs.... what went wrong... I'm sorry... I'm so sorry... I'm crying. A generation in internet years have gone by, I miss my fedi frens, I miss them. I can't stop crying. I'm going to go take a sedative to calm down. I need to stop crying.

If I could psyop your third eye real quick no false flag would you let me infiltrate your bunker no dry slides?

@get @meso Youtube and the celebs who probably did it are ass for having episodes they don't like removed. Or netflix is ass or someone is ass because the best ones are only archived now.

@LukeAlmighty @Kusojiji *spelling

I saved this spider. It was wet and looked dead and any "normal" person would have written it off as such but I KNEW that bugs can appear dead when waterlogged but they're just in shock, I put the spider on a paper towel and left it to dry off, when I returned it had gone from limp and contorted to dry, and in a normal spider posture. I am more empathetic than most normies will eber be. I helped a lowly EPODER!!!!!! ADMIT I WOULD B A GOOD BOYFRIEND TO YOU NOW AND ADMIT I'M A NICE GUY YOU CAN CUDDLE WITH!!!!!!

@Forestofenchantment I want to have trans gay sex with your jewballs

@Forestofenchantment I have a fetish for all of those things I hope I'm not being led on

@nerthos @Forestofenchantment @maija OTHER THAN THAT THERE'S NO OTHER SOURCE OF OPIATES and OPIATES ARE DEPRESSANTS AND COCAINE/CRACK IS A STIMULANT

@nerthos @Forestofenchantment @maija nigger crack is freebase cocaine which is derived from the coca leaf. Opioids are synthetic opiates, opiates are from the opium poppy, and a genetically engineered form of yeast created in a lab experiment in the 2010s.

@nerthos @Forestofenchantment @maija Niggers don't do dope that's white people drugs nigs do crack

@icedquinn @alyx @LukeAlmighty Not married but smiled while practically sitting on his lap happy to appear as his piece of meat (she denied having sex with him, he basically said yeah uh huh sure).

@alyx @LukeAlmighty People were saying his daughter played him. And then the double betrayal of her whoring herself to an absolute betamale hedonist (Peterson is outspokenly anti hesonist) bald rapist.

I been puttin butt plugs in and they're holdin in the braps then when I take them out it's brap time

I found this e621 soyjack and it may be the greatest thing I've seen today