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@CrayonEater @SilverDeth @j @p @pigpoopballsbot Abother thing, try pasting this link https://shitpisscum.mooo.com/notice/B6fXvsK93DXovqnB9E into your search bar and see if it will manually fetch and show the post. Sometimes works with pleroma but more often than not it doesn't, doesn't hurt to try anyway

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shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Tuesday, 26-May-2026 13:47:47 JST

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@CrayonEater @j @SilverDeth @p @pigpoopballsbot It's not a locked account, probably issues with federation since kf.cc was offilne for years and shitpisscum.mooo.com also goes offline from time to time. Idk what to do, try unfollowing and following again :clueless:

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shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Tuesday, 26-May-2026 13:47:43 JST

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@CrayonEater @j @SilverDeth @p been down for a few days, it's back online @pigpoopballsbot

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shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Saturday, 04-Apr-2026 08:30:43 JST

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@Inginsub @sun also every single one of the younger relatives and every single one of the relatives of the same age as me...

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shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Thursday, 26-Mar-2026 09:11:49 JST

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@p @pernia @menherahair @phnt pcm in csv

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shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Mar-2026 22:22:56 JST

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@Suiseiseki @fristi I'd say this thread is actually a pretty good illustration of some wrong assumptions "our side" makes when talking about this kind of thing; we might assume "normal" people know (or want to know) how computers, cars, whatever work and to be able to, you know, do things. The truth is, not only "normal" people don't know how shit works, they don't want to know.
You know that "hmm, this looks interesting, I wonder how it's done" feeling? Well, most people don't. They don't care how their computer, phone, car, tv, whatever works. Computers aren't for, well, doing computations and they don't want to learn how to use them, they don't want to mess around with them, experiment, try doing something fun, they want to be told "click on that circle thing to go to the internet" like some kind of brain dead zombies. People don't know that "the internet" is just a bunch of networked computers, they don't know what a server is (don't even get me started on discord "servers") they aren't aware that facebook/youtube/spotify run on a computer somewhere out there, ig it just exist in the air somewhere.
Same with any other machine, ask a randon person what kind of fuel injection their car uses (carb, single point, multi point, direct injection) and they'll freeze in fear. Speaking of which, you almost certainly have seen someone freeze at a meesage on a computer/phone/atm but when you read the thing aloud to them they suddenly know what to do.
And all this includes people that "work with computers", I've seen devs using vanilla google chrome with no extensions and not know how to open the fucking cmd and ping the fucking server.
Btwif this looks like one single massive hard to read sentence I'm really sorry bu that's how my brain thinks. Ig I could Ask ChatGPT™️ to rewrite it but I'd rather not even write anything than do that. Speaking of which, try explaining how LLMs are just massive statistical models predicting the next word in a text and you shouldn't trust them with anything important... Ok i'll stop here, sorry for the long rant.

TLDR we dramatically overestimate the cognitive abilities of an average person, also see image

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shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Sunday, 15-Mar-2026 04:56:56 JST

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@djsumdog lfg

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shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Saturday, 28-Feb-2026 05:05:41 JST

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@get @Dicey @NonPlayableClown would watch that ngl

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shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Monday, 26-Jan-2026 03:06:32 JST

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@djsumdog @theorytoe @Checked @suquili Lol did they really need to AI generate the fucking Windows XP logo?

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shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Jan-2026 09:54:35 JST

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@coolboymew @Dr_Tetanus AI image?

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shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Monday, 12-Jan-2026 02:03:05 JST

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let's go

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shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Jan-2026 10:03:06 JST

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@dj @Sui @Soy_Magnus @NonPlayableClown @Owl @ceo_of_monoeye_dating
while True:
mastodon.status_post(" :butt_baby_birth: ")

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shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Dec-2025 04:07:30 JST

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@fluffy @p can't even get deported these days without installing The App™️ smh

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shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Monday, 29-Dec-2025 09:30:04 JST

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@get @nobullyplz

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shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Monday, 29-Dec-2025 08:17:18 JST

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@nobullyplz @get It's not firefox, that 475 byte "file" is just the error message from their server

<Error>
<Code>NoSuchKey</Code>
<Message>The specified key does not exist.</Message>
<Key>
87/bd/97/87bd97ed611974e747802ae71be835f3d423a7c38153f3aaf85a15596b2fea12.mp4
</Key>
<BucketName>pleroma</BucketName>
<Resource>
/pleroma/87/bd/97/87bd97ed611974e747802ae71be835f3d423a7c38153f3aaf85a15596b2fea12.mp4
</Resource>
<RequestId>18857F4554930580</RequestId>
<HostId>
dd9025bab4ad464b049177c95eb6ebf374d3b3fd1af9251148b658df7ac2e3e8
</HostId>
</Error>

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shitpisscum (shitpisscum@mrhands.horse)'s status on Sunday, 28-Dec-2025 21:14:48 JST

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FWC

@fwc @phnt firefox used over 6GB or ram when I expanded the thread and it took a few minutes to render so I'm not doig it agan to get the link of the first post but start here https://mrhands.horse/notice/B1gmBlYQB76vKDOPS4
Good luck