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Notices by tiddlywinkler (tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital), page 2

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    tiddlywinkler (tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 28-Aug-2025 07:17:43 JST tiddlywinkler tiddlywinkler
    You ever eat a cheeseburger so good that the next day you want another cheeseburger even if it isn't as good, just so you can eat it in tribute to the cheeseburger from the day before?
    In conversation about 9 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    tiddlywinkler (tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 25-Aug-2025 00:53:15 JST tiddlywinkler tiddlywinkler
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    • The Almighty Kek
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    • madison
    • Spookie
    Why do women have like 15 different words for "blue?"
    In conversation about 9 months ago from gnusocial.jp permalink
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    tiddlywinkler (tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Aug-2025 20:43:59 JST tiddlywinkler tiddlywinkler
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    • Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse
    • Angel1313
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    • GasChamberOperator
    • DMA
    • Cozy NCD
    One of the great joys of eating pizza is also eating cold pizza for breakfast the next morning.
    In conversation about 9 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    tiddlywinkler (tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 03-Aug-2025 12:02:37 JST tiddlywinkler tiddlywinkler
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    • UnityOstara
    • Hoss Delgado
    • Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse
    • UnCL3
    • fknretardlol
    • AWACS Coffin Keeper
    Eat it. They're tasty.
    In conversation about 9 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    tiddlywinkler (tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 31-Jul-2025 08:10:38 JST tiddlywinkler tiddlywinkler
    Not guilty by he fucked my wife should be a valid defense to setting someone on fire.
    In conversation about 10 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    tiddlywinkler (tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 28-Jul-2025 23:37:48 JST tiddlywinkler tiddlywinkler
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    • PodunkPotato
    • BowserNoodle ☦️
    • NoDoxGregBrady
    • mothersmurfer
    • DMA
    I had a friend who married a girl from up north, and when he went to Thanksgiving dinner with her family, his mother-in-law offered him "Pee Can Pie." He said he would love a slice of pecan pie. They made fun of his pronunciation, and he looked the mother-in-law in the face and said, "Do you grow them here? No? It's 'puh-CAHN.'"

    Then he explained that a pee can is what you keep under your bed so you don't have to go to the outhouse in the middle of the night.
    In conversation about 10 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    tiddlywinkler (tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 28-Jul-2025 23:27:37 JST tiddlywinkler tiddlywinkler
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    • BowserNoodle ☦️
    • NoDoxGregBrady
    • mothersmurfer
    • DMA
    Professionals will listen to recordings of their own voice to remove regional accents.

    I got rid of my Southern accent when I was working in film and TV, because there is a lot of anti-Southern prejudice in that industry. I put it back somewhat when I got out and went home, and realized that Alabama really is superior to all other regions of the US.

    When my dad would work with yankees, he turned the drawl up to 11. They assumed he was literally retarded and would say things in front of him that they never should have. He always thought that was funny.

    Southern Whites have IQs above average. Southern negroes bring the average down. It's the same with quality of schooling. Most yankees are not smart enough to understand that and assume that a low average IQ/low average school score in the South equates to everyone being stupid and uneducated, and not just that there are segregated nigger schools full of 75 IQ monkeys that massively skew the average.
    In conversation about 10 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    tiddlywinkler (tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 28-Jul-2025 23:11:14 JST tiddlywinkler tiddlywinkler
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    • NoDoxGregBrady
    • DMA
    That's called vocal fry. I also hate it. It's one of the things we need to correct with public corporal punishment after seizing power.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0yL2GezneU
    In conversation about 10 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink

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    1. Vocal Fry: what it is, who does it, and why people hate it!
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    tiddlywinkler (tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 24-Jul-2025 09:48:10 JST tiddlywinkler tiddlywinkler
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    • nugger
    • [vtuber] All-bones Jones :verified:
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    • BowserNoodle ☦️
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    • Pawlicker
    • BattleDwarfGimli
    • monsignor_dickface
    People travel from all over the country to attend the Rickwood Classic. Rickwood Field is the oldest professional ballpark in the US, and they play one game a year there to maintain its status as "professional." They restored it to its pre-electronic era scoreboard and put vintage ads on the outfield wall.

    In 1931, The Houston Buffaloes played the Birmingham Barons in the Dixie Series Championship. Dizzy Dean, who was pitching for Houston, very brashly guaranteed a win. The Barons won. My grandfather was at that game, and afterwards he went and got a ladder off of his work truck and used it to climb up to the small barred window of the visiting team's locker room, just so he could heckle Dizzy Dean. Dean was drinking a Coke, and hurled it at my granddad's face. It exploded into shards on the bars of the window.

    You can rent the park for a couple hundred bucks and play a game of baseball in it. If I could find seventeen other guys to go in on it with me, I'd do it. Many of the greats played games there, so you'd be running bases where Babe Ruth, Ty Cobb, Mickey Mantle, and Joe DiMaggio ran bases.
    In conversation about 10 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink

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    tiddlywinkler (tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 05:58:29 JST tiddlywinkler tiddlywinkler
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    @matty
    In conversation about 10 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    tiddlywinkler (tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Jul-2025 05:15:18 JST tiddlywinkler tiddlywinkler
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    • BowserNoodle ☦️
    • Goalkeeper
    Also the dollar sign "feather" on the first one is more jewish than White, but brown people aren't often sophisticated enough to understand that.
    In conversation about 10 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    tiddlywinkler (tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 20-Jul-2025 15:29:58 JST tiddlywinkler tiddlywinkler
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    • Super Satsuki
    I always thought it was mostly a vanity thing. The boomer women thought that making milk meant ending up with fried egg on a nail boobs at some point, and they wanted young perky boobs forever.
    In conversation about 10 months ago from gnusocial.jp permalink
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    tiddlywinkler (tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 20-Jul-2025 15:29:56 JST tiddlywinkler tiddlywinkler
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    • Super Satsuki
    I never could figure out why the boomer feminists burned their bras. Like they thought the bra was akin to a man putting a leash on them. Men primarily think about getting bras off of women, not putting them on.
    In conversation about 10 months ago from gnusocial.jp permalink
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    tiddlywinkler (tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 07-Jul-2025 09:55:39 JST tiddlywinkler tiddlywinkler
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    • tiddlywinkler
    • Johnny Peligro
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    In conversation about 10 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    tiddlywinkler (tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 07-Jul-2025 09:55:39 JST tiddlywinkler tiddlywinkler
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    • Matty
    • Johnny Peligro
    I wonder if we can N tower with just the nigger word or will the formatting get all wonky
    In conversation about 10 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    tiddlywinkler (tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 03-Jul-2025 15:03:44 JST tiddlywinkler tiddlywinkler
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    • Tyler
    • Suquili
    Ok you know what I'm not a flat earther and I absolutely believe we went to the moon, but believing that babies come from sex really is kind of hard to believe when you stop and think about it.

    It starts out with two cells and nine months later it's increased by 1,300,000,000,000% and it's a person? Yeah right. Oh and the sperm have a swimming race to get there first and all the losers just die.
    In conversation about 10 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    tiddlywinkler (tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jun-2025 02:03:56 JST tiddlywinkler tiddlywinkler
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    • jb
    How is Clamato not a forbidden food on its own?
    In conversation about 11 months ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    tiddlywinkler (tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 23-Jun-2025 15:33:19 JST tiddlywinkler tiddlywinkler
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    • RichardKuklinskisHeavyHeadTrip
    It's also supposed to be one of the best plants to wipe your ass with.
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    tiddlywinkler (tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 12-Jun-2025 05:07:05 JST tiddlywinkler tiddlywinkler
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    • madison
    I wonder if it's the same book I have. I met a guy who was in charge of welding the two piece plate steel floors of Pullman Standard boxcars together so that they shrunk to exactly the correct size. I asked him to teach me how to stick weld, and he dropped this fuckin book on me and said, "memorize this, then I'll teach you." Then he died of old age.
    In conversation about a year ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    tiddlywinkler (tiddlywinkler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 20-May-2025 09:30:40 JST tiddlywinkler tiddlywinkler
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    Nitrogen hypoxia used to be used in animal shelters and was considered painless, but now there is apparently a push to ban it. It looks to me like they are switching courses and trying to make it look bad because they don't want it used for human executions.

    Interestingly, the reason that the electric chair was invented was because Thomas Edison was trying to convince everyone that AC power (which was invented by Tesla and being championed by Westinghouse) was inherently more dangerous than DC (his method), so he arranged a demonstration in which an elephant was quickly killed by AC electrocution. The government people in attendance immediately wanted to develop it as an execution method to replace the "barbaric" hanging. Edison tried to convince everyone to refer to being electrocuted as being "Westinghoused." It didn't take.
    In conversation about a year ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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