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Notices by Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? (highroehler@nicecrew.digital)

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    Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? (highroehler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Jan-2025 22:11:47 JST Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:??
    in reply to
    • SarahGation
    Good morning! I would still work as Kathy Lee Gifford's pool boy.
    In conversation about 3 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? (highroehler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Jan-2025 22:11:46 JST Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:??
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    • SarahGation
    I glad her knees have held up over all these years 🦵
    In conversation about 3 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink

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    Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? (highroehler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jan-2025 10:43:08 JST Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:??
    in reply to
    • ?? Humpleupagus ??
    • NoDoxGregBrady
    • jb
    • GoyGirl
    I could easily find a job that pays more but I have so much freedom that I can't put a price on it.
    In conversation about 7 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? (highroehler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:28 JST Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:??
    in reply to
    • HockeyDoxie
    • Tactical
    • Jonny
    • Clapp
    • Weed B Gone
    • Tiberius J. Nougat
    I got my old phone on. I just reread the story of how Jonny came to be. Not sure if you want me to post it here but maybe Jonny could confirm. Lol
    In conversation about 10 days ago from gnusocial.jp permalink
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    Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? (highroehler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:26 JST Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:??
    in reply to
    • HockeyDoxie
    • Tactical
    • Jonny
    • Clapp
    • Weed B Gone
    • Captain80s
    • Tiberius J. Nougat
    A DAY IN FOR JONNY FEVER

    "What's your order?" the barista chirped, her pen hovering over the pad.

    Jonny looked up from the coffee menu, his eyes glazed with a distant sadness. "I'll have a black coffee," he murmured, his voice trailing off as he handed her a crumpled bill.

    He took a seat by the window. The memory of her lingered like a ghost, her laughter a distant melody that still echoed in his ears. Her name was Tammy, a celestial roastie with breasts shaped like perfectly ripe bananas. They had met at a flea market. Her top had been tight, showcasing the natural curvature of her body, and he had been utterly captivated by her uniqueness.

    Now, as he stared into the abyss of his coffee, the dark liquid swirling in the cup mirrored the tumult of his thoughts. He had held those banana-shaped tits in his hands, felt their softness and weight, traced the outline with his thumbs. The way she had looked at him, had made him feel like he was the only man in the universe. But it was a fleeting encounter, a moment in time that had been snatched away from him as quickly as it had arrived.

    A group of young women giggled at a nearby table. One of them, a blonde, had breasts that bounced as she leaned over the table. But no matter how much they drew the eye, they couldn't compare to Tammy's. He felt a pang of anger, resenting the mundanity that surrounded him now that she was gone.

    The coffee cooled in his hands as he contemplated the unfairness of it all. How could she just vanish like that? They had exchanged numbers, but she had ghosted him after their electric encounter. He had tried calling, texting, even showing up at the flea market the following week, but she was nowhere to be found. It was as if she had been a figment of his imagination, a cruel trick played by the universe to show him what he could never have.

    Jonny took a sip of his coffee, the bitterness a fitting companion to his mood. His thoughts grew darker as he remembered the way she had moaned when he had kissed the tender skin of her neck, the way her body had responded to his touch. The curve of her banana tits had been so exquisite, so perfectly suited to the palms of his hands. He had never felt more alive than when he was with her.

    The anger grew inside him like a tumor, consuming every other emotion until all that was left was a burning need to lash out. He knew it wasn't healthy, but he couldn't help it. He decided that tonight he would get drunk, really drunk, and record himself ranting about the injustices of the world. He had heard somewhere that getting it all out could help, could provide some semblance of catharsis. So, after finishing his coffee, he stood up and walked out of the café, the bell above the door chiming a mournful tune.

    The liquor store was a beacon of hope in the sea of despair that was his evening. He picked out a bottle of Admiral Nelson, the cheapest and most potent he could find. He didn't care about the taste; he just needed something to dull the pain. With the bottle clutched in his hand, he made his way back to his apartment, his thoughts already racing with the things he would say to the camera.

    Once home, he set up his phone on the tripod he used for his sad, lonely video blogs. The room was dimly lit, casting harsh shadows across his face. He took a deep breath and began to speak, his words slurred and angry. "Why do the Jews always get everything?" he ranted, his eyes bloodshot. "They've got all the power, all the money, and they still manage to play the victim. It's not fair!"

    He took a swig of Nelson, feeling the burn as it traveled down his throat. The amber liquid warmed his stomach, but it didn't warm his heart. He continued to rant about conspiracies and injustices, his voice growing louder with every passing minute. His sadness over Tammy morphed into a rage that was as palpable as the alcohol on his breath. He talked about how the Jews controlled the media, the government, and even the porn industry. How they were responsible for the downfall of society, and how the world would be better off without them.
    In conversation about 10 days ago from gnusocial.jp permalink
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    Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? (highroehler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:40:25 JST Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:??
    in reply to
    • HockeyDoxie
    • Tactical
    • Jonny
    • Clapp
    • Weed B Gone
    • Captain80s
    • Tiberius J. Nougat
    Tbh I had AI fluff it up for me. When I read it after I laughed out loud several times then thought it could be a movie.
    In conversation about 10 days ago from gnusocial.jp permalink
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    Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? (highroehler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 05-Jan-2025 08:00:45 JST Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:??
    in reply to
    • Nova ?? :confederateflag: :nv:
    • AlabasterBrick ?‍☠️
    • ӄɨӄɨ88 :ghost_heart2:
    • UnCL3
    • monsignor_dickface
    Can you call her fat too so I think penguin took over your account?

    And WTF happened to the smirk reaction? 😏

    It's not in our emote library and that's very concerning.
    In conversation about 13 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? (highroehler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 00:26:13 JST Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:??
    in reply to
    • :suihead:
    • ĐØⱠⱠ
    • ins0mniak
    The revolution will begin by dropping a deuce in Nancy Pelosi's upper deck drawer.

    #ShartHeardRoundTheWorld
    In conversation about 15 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? (highroehler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 00:26:11 JST Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:??
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    • :suihead:
    • ĐØⱠⱠ
    • ins0mniak
    I'm almost convinced that 99%+ of all those people were actors. I remember the Q shaman getting incredible treatment for an "insurrectionist". Doing interviews. Moving jails to facilitate his special dietary restrictions.

    Only for Alex Jones to keep interrupting him.
    :blobcatalexjones:
    In conversation about 15 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? (highroehler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 00:26:10 JST Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:??
    in reply to
    • :suihead:
    • ĐØⱠⱠ
    • ins0mniak
    The nig that came out of the shadow to pop Ashley babbitt and was never charged or heard from again.
    :pepe_knife:
    In conversation about 15 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? (highroehler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Jan-2025 23:21:23 JST Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:??
    in reply to
    • PodunkPotato
    • GolfCartLady
    Good morning. Am I the only one that misses Wendy Rogers? :pepe_blush:
    In conversation about 17 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? (highroehler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 27-Dec-2024 00:38:40 JST Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:??
    • Fediverse Contractor
    • penguin
    • :shroomygroove: Formerly Trucks 🛻
    • :suihead:
    • ĐØⱠⱠ
    • Horntoise
    • Frank
    It looks like the top of Glen Danzig's head.
    In conversation about 23 days ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? (highroehler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 19-Dec-2024 06:11:03 JST Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:??
    in reply to
    • ĐØⱠⱠ
    • db
    Most Americans should be questioning why a health insurance CEO is being considered part of the government by the government but instead they'll just keep talking about how sexy they think Luigi is.
    In conversation about a month ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? (highroehler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 19-Dec-2024 06:07:02 JST Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:??
    • HockeyDoxie
    • WeissenSocken88
    • JoshuaSlocum
    We also need to get that reindeer one of those things they put on cats so you don't have to look at their butthole.
    In conversation about a month ago from nicecrew.digital permalink
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    Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? (highroehler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 19-Dec-2024 06:07:01 JST Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:??
    in reply to
    • HockeyDoxie
    • WeissenSocken88
    • JoshuaSlocum
    You know Dasher and Prancer and Vomit and Stupid...
    :kitty_santa: 🎶
    In conversation about a month ago from gnusocial.jp permalink
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    Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? (highroehler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 19-Dec-2024 06:07:00 JST Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:??
    in reply to
    • HockeyDoxie
    • WeissenSocken88
    • JoshuaSlocum
    Not only are cat butthole ornaments real, but they're also out of stock.
    In conversation about a month ago from gnusocial.jp permalink

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    Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? (highroehler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 19-Dec-2024 06:07:00 JST Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:??
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    • HockeyDoxie
    • WeissenSocken88
    • JoshuaSlocum
    We didn't even have to modify this to fit reindeer right?
    :hhhhh:
    In conversation about a month ago from gnusocial.jp permalink

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    Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? (highroehler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 19-Dec-2024 06:06:58 JST Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:??
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    • HockeyDoxie
    • WeissenSocken88
    • Myshkin
    • JoshuaSlocum
    Good thing there's a wiki how if you have any issues 💅
    In conversation about a month ago from gnusocial.jp permalink

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    Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? (highroehler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 19-Dec-2024 06:06:57 JST Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:??
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    • HockeyDoxie
    • WeissenSocken88
    • JoshuaSlocum
    Yes but they fasten in a different way
    In conversation about a month ago from gnusocial.jp permalink

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    Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? (highroehler@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 19-Dec-2024 06:06:55 JST Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:?? Fat Doxworthy:darkness_bounce:??
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    • HockeyDoxie
    • WeissenSocken88
    • Myshkin
    • JoshuaSlocum
    Just the butthole on a cat requires more attention and maintenance than my entire dog.
    :mfw_niggers10:
    In conversation about a month ago from gnusocial.jp permalink
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    I will say things that will kill the wildest hellthreads.Follow me out of pure sympathy.Selling you a dollar tree bowl for 75$Please slap chop

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