Notices by Sir Luke :verified: (sirluke@noauthority.social)

@ins0mniak @jae
Stop spreading rumours about my girlfriend!
Nicole's just got to sort out some inheritance/banking stuff, and then she's going to immigrate and we'll get married.

@selzero
It's interesting to frame this this as "the safety and security of your children", as valuing the safety and security of their children is a common justification from gun owners.

@selzero
At least you've admitted that the "good standard of living" you want is just your preference. It's certainly not objective or universal.

@selzero
Many estimations of a "good standard of living" include the right to (and means of) self defense

@js @LukeAlmighty
and if it's CGI, they simulated a tracking shot of a moving dice roll across a surface.

@adiz @mrman
Even if a Trump Golden Dome™ protected the US from such fallout, what do they expect from Trump? A stern lecture? Threats? Noogies?
It's odd to frame vague complements and avoiding personal, public criticisms as being a "cock-holster" or whatever slur's en vogue these day

@BillyQuantrill

@ZeroSum06
"Now, I think things have gotten so bad inside [Gaza], from the standpoint of the [Gazan] people, my belief is we will, in fact, be greeted as liberators… our purpose there is… to stand up a government that’s representative of the [Gazan] people, hopefully democratic due respect for human rights… a major commitment by the US, but… worth making. And we don’t have the option anymore of simply laying back
and hoping that events in [Gaza] will not constitute a threat to the U.S."

@djsumdog
yes

Looks like Pressley's been raiding Schwab's closet.

@sun @RedTechEngineer @j @PostingHellbound
Sheesh, y'all

Ahh that sucks, @ILoveAmericaNews
Her loss!

@ILoveAmericaNews @drew12289
Did you try the Vance line?

@icedquinn @realcaseyrollins
What are you guys talking about? The Punisher repented, got rid of his guns, and then committed suicide. And his wife really hated him all along.

@ILoveAmericaNews
Three times, in the official statistics. Given that the police and courts will ignore organized child-rape gangs for years, the real number is probably much higher.

@ZeroSum06
The meme collection is in the computer?

@LukeAlmighty
Can you explain this to me like I'm a boomer?

@LukeAlmighty @xyfdi
Just look at the way Mars is dressed…
An atmosphere so thin it's like wearing nothing at all!
Clearly Mars is asking for it.

@shibao
My enemies uncrushed, in-place, their women blathering.

@kaia
The other one is so much better