Notices by Sir Nedwood (ned@noauthority.social)

Last time I used instagram about 7-8 years ago. It was all people I know bragging about various things for social status. Sitting on the beach drinking a cocktail, selfie at a concert, picture of an absurdly overpriced brunch, etc.

My wife just showed me her instagram feed. Not ONE SINGLE POST from a real person. It's all videos with text on top, or ads. The first post we found from an actual person she knows was a staged poor attempt at being a "viral influencer".

The internet is dead.

@bquirky
I'm dead because I'm here. And I'm happy that way.

@bquirky
That's OK, it doesn't have to make sense, so long as you're having fun.

@sj_zero
>"new car every 5 years"
WTF is wrong with you?
@Zettour @BowsacNoodle @brimshae @hakui

@BowsacNoodle
Now do world of warcraft.

@boden
Ironic. I'm pretty sure he got some Jewish funding for his election campaign.

@caekislove
I was wondering that. Have any US ships been sunk? Or admitted as such.
@Goalkeeper

@restful
I loved the airhorn drenched in reverb. Made it different enough to be original.
@charlie_root @3T @BasedLunatic @dcc @urbancamper_55 @Doll @Frank @Sui @p @nyanide @SK1ZM

@charlie_root
Man the way you counted those bars really messed with my head! Things like that work really well as a highlight, but should be used sparingly to add contrast to a basic 4 bar loop.
@3T @BasedLunatic @dcc @urbancamper_55 @Doll @Frank @Sui @p @nyanide @SK1ZM @restful

@grey
LOL that's the funniest thing I've heard all day.
@BowsacNoodle

@PNS
I got a call from the bank once about something similar. I was buying a guitar. Transferred $1600 to his account, and then was driving over to pick it up. They called on the way to check if I had been scammed. I just told them no, it's not a scam. I've met the guy, I know exactly what I'm getting, and I've physically tested it to make sure it's legit. And they let it go through without a hitch.

@FortyTwo
Why? It's a mystery.

@sun
I can. 1. By this point you probably know what he's going to say. We've heard it all before. 2. He's a story teller, mostly reading Sci fi fan fiction.
@lain

@JedDrudge @charlie_root @Humpleupagus @restful
My reference list....
1. Jamiroqui - Dynamite
2. Dream Theater - Systematic Chaos
3. Steely Dan - Aja
4. Periphery - IV: Hail Stan
5. Muse - The Resistance

I knew Neil Degrass Tyson was an annoying midwid. But I didn't realise he was actually this retarded.

I feel like 40 IQ points dumber for stumbling upon this conversation. I can't believe they didn't just stop to think about the logic of this for 1 second and realise it's bullshit.

https://youtube.com/shorts/bdK540KUdWI

@sickburnbro
Since when can a judge dictate foreign policy anyway.

@beardalaxy
I'm going to buy a supporter pack just for the promo video alone.
@matana @Mr_NutterButter

@icedquinn
It is a huge problem that people don't have time to think anymore. It takes away all self awareness. I can also believe that people not being hungry anymore would also have significant detrimental effects. Both physical and mental. We were built for adversary, with lots of time to sir and think inbetween. Now we have nightmare rectangles and liquid diabetes on demand. And I can't expect anyone to escape this torture machine as I can't either.

@icedquinn
My experience with the stoics is they tend to not give a shit about the state of the world at all. As opposed to those Plato gang that only care about the state of the world and want to fix/control it.

Seriously considering moving my main PC over to Linux on the weekend. Putting together a mental checklist of the 100+ things I'm going to have to get working again and/or find alternatives for.