Notices by Frank (frank@decayable.ink)

Maybe if they just stopped constantly talking about it?

Me eat orange you give orange me eat orange give me you

I had a krispy creme once and my lord it was like eating crack. I could hear my blood sugar spike. Like that sound ice makes when it's super cold and it gets wet. I'm not sure i would survive a hole glazing

Dollister Crowley.

My dream is to become self sufficient. Probably would help if i actually started trying

We planted some raspberries last year too.

I broke my omelette. Damnit

I can't help but notice something

He spent all his money on chair. Jack and the beanstalk motherfucker

Man. WTF

Are we still talking about that? This wouldn't have happened if Wetwipe could afford a microphone.

Geez Doll. I'm not Chinese

DOLL WE DEMAND ENHANCED PROFILE ENHANCEMENT

I might have to make a coupon book

Fatfuck

Sorry. I'm only doing one Internet bully per day now. If you want I'll schedule you for one tomorrow..

Okay but then you'll have to smoke the whole pack by yourself.

STOP BEING SURLY

I accidentally thumbs up and it won't let me change it because I'm throttled. Again.

Ha ha