Notices by brimshae (brimshae@poa.st)

@jeffcliff @sun There is no "Mastodon", it's the Fediverse. The Mastodon guy just wants to name the entire Fedi after his preferred Fediverse server software.

@sun That's the one that has the recurrent pedo problem, right?

@BowsacNoodle I would suggest Kühl hiking pants or Duluth Trading pants, but you're incurably gay after that Lulu Lemon thing.

@nyanide I've got some power tools in the shed. Want to continue this line of logic and see if you're in to being disfigured?

@nyanide Because you're not in to sex with twinks.

@Humpleupagus I always wanted a forearm mounted computer....

@thatbrickster If I might be honest, I spent almost half an hour in the pool last week with just my head above the water and it felt great.

that feel when

delet ths

@SK1ZM @AmonMaritza Throw rocks. Or bricks since you're in an urban area and rocks aren't available.

@SK1ZM @BattleDwarfGimli @AmonMaritza Why?

And why?

@bronze @xianc78 Is that why it's been down? I was filling up my meme tanks from the ''last picture you saved'' thread.

Just remember: The posts on Blue Sky are called "Skeets".

Yes. Really.

@Marakus @GolfCartLady But wait, it gets worse.

They don't have threads, they have ropes. That means they have hellropes.

They skeet ropes. The even skeet hellropes. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/hellthread-hellrope-bluesky

I'm fucking done for the day. It's not even eight in the morning and I'm done. I'm going back to bed.

@GolfCartLady @Alex_Fog @Marakus His lyrics may be retardedly simplistic, but he has a positive attitude about things.

"Yeah!" "Uh huh!" "Okaaaaaaaaaay!"

@SNEK ''You have to write her first AND last name, Donald.''

@sickburnbro I get so tired of seeing that bint on my TL of on Musk'sAutismCentral.com.

@PraxisOfEvil Me: ''There were floods in Amsterdam? Let me look this up.... .... Ah.''

The Kidnapping of Peanut, 2024 (colorized).

@louis @freemo Challenge unlocked: Tell me you're upset at what I said without saying you're upset at what I said.

@louis @freemo I'm sure that was a great argument. Just promise me you won't have kids.