Notices by Kirino Kousaka (kirino@shitpost.cloud)

🚨 FEDIVERSE TV: DRAMA-RAMA 🚨

A most harrowing and shocking story has just come across this reporter's desk -- one that is currently unfolding as we speak. A story of dishonesty, disloyalty and deeply unlikeable faggotry. It is with great shame I must relay the following to you:

@pwm has been exposed as not only a liar but a traitor. In the early hours of April 29th, pwn reported feeling "kinda sleepy." Despite this confession he immediately proceeded to align himself with #nosleepgang -- one of the most brutally draconian neo-nazi-esque groups outside of Google's middle management. This report would know because he was in both.

Our man on the scene @RustyCrab -- known on the streets as "1,000 instance fuckhead who makes it impossible to find his main" -- was quick to point out this contradiction, alleging that despite feeling "sleepy" he claims to be part of "#nosleepgang". This called pwn's honor, honesty and ethics into sharp question.

Insiders from the official #nosleepgang twatter and facecunt pages had this to say:

"It is with ZERO remorse that we, the Grand Wizard Council of #nosleepgang, are responding to the DISGUSTING, COWARDLY, AND BED-BOUND BEHAVIOR OF ONE "PWN" (NICE SPELLING, RETARD!)

Who the hell does he think he is? This little Dream Yearner wants to sit at the big boy's table? He thinks "hashtags" make him some kind of insomniphile? Pathetic.

If he were in front of me right now, I'd personally give him that sleep he's been begging for -- A PERMANENT ONE.

And guess what?! We have already stripped him of all ranks and tiles in our society! We even revoked his pass to InsomniCon 2025! We cordially invite him to walk into traffic -- preferably asleep."

Whilst some -- who will remain nameless, shameful and worthless -- have tried to defend pwn, fediverse experts such as Jeff "I'll inject whatever the hell Trudeau tells me to" Cliff and Matty "I'll fuck anything with a pulse" Niggus have issued staunch rebukes, calling these users "gay conservative losers" and "ill-informed retards" respectively. (At least, that's what this reporter thinks Jeff was saying -- his french accent makes him nearly unintelligible.)

As of this writing (1745951614), pwm could not be reached for comment and has remained silent on the matter -- a coward's silence, refusing to engage with the public he so grievously wronged. He's probably in his bed right now, resting his eyes like a wittle prissy baby.

I think I speak for everyone when I say: Go to hell, pwn, you suck so many balls.

This has been Kirino Moji with FediVerseTV: Drama-Rama.

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